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Funny story: The South Carolina Democratic Debate Turned Into A Bernie Sanders Roast

The South Carolina Democratic Debate Turned Into A Bernie Sanders Roast

CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The audience members in the first two rows could have certainly used some raincoats as six of the candidates instantly ganged up on Bernie “The Stud” Sanders, and spit could be seen flying everywhere. Sanders who is 78...

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Funny story: MSNBC's Chris Matthews admitted to asylum in Weinsberg, Germany

MSNBC's Chris Matthews admitted to asylum in Weinsberg, Germany

Klinikum am Weissenhof psychiatric hospital at Weinsberg, Germany, has generously stepped forward to offer treatment for MSNBC's Chris Matthews. The Klinikum is a state-of-the-art psychiatric hospital, specializing in delusions that cause fear and...

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Funny story: Senate Votes to Not Allow Ballots in Presidential Election

Senate Votes to Not Allow Ballots in Presidential Election

Professing a commitment to avoiding mob rule, the Republican-led United States Senate voted to prohibit the introduction of voting ballots into the 2020 general presidential election. "We've already got a president, so there's no point in consider...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders gives rivals finger-lickin’ good, crispy thrashing in Nevada as he aims his poultry gun on the White House

Bernie Sanders gives rivals finger-lickin’ good, crispy thrashing in Nevada as he aims his poultry gun on the White House

Rivals for the Democratic Party presidential candicacy in the state of Nevada were sent reeling, as He-Man of the Left Bernie Sanders delivered a mighty good kicking in their primaries. Skeletor Joe Biden screamed in pain despite coming second, as...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump has shocked the GOP world by saying that she will most probably vote for Bernie Sanders over her husband. The sensuously sexy first lady was interviewed by Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency. When asked why she...

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Funny story: Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Captures Nevada

Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Captures Nevada

LAS VEGAS – Bernie Sanders showed everyone that there is still a whole lot of fire in the old boy. He resoundingly won the Nevada Caucuses beating Joe “Blue Collar” Biden, Pete “Rainbow Britches” Buttigieg, Elizabeth “Sacajawea” Warren, and Tom “$$$”...

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Funny story: Bloomberg and DNC surge to top of 2020 IYF trophy contest

Bloomberg and DNC surge to top of 2020 IYF trophy contest

After twenty years of increasingly flagrant in your face activity from personnel related to US politics, the IYF Trophy has become one of the most popular awards among the ruling elites. The “in your face” title for this award indicates increasing...

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Funny story: The Nevada Democratic Debate Just About Turned Into a WWF Wrestling Match

The Nevada Democratic Debate Just About Turned Into a WWF Wrestling Match

LAS VEGAS – The Vox Populi News Agency has reported that the Democratic candidates pretty much turned the debate into a free-for-all. In fact, several audience members sitting in the front row had to duck a couple of folding chairs that were toss...

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Funny story: The Number One Thing About Bernie Sanders That Turns People Off

The Number One Thing About Bernie Sanders That Turns People Off

DUCKWATER, Nevada – Bernie Sanders was campaigning in Duckwater, Nevada, which is famous for being the only city west of the Mississippi River that Mrs. Abraham Lincoln ever visited. Sanders was interviewed by a reporter with The Las Vegas Citizen...

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Funny story: DNC announces Shadow App to become new TV crime series

DNC announces Shadow App to become new TV crime series

Embroiled in controversy over the failed Shadow App in the Iowa primary, DNC officials have announced a change of direction. The tribulations of the Shadow App will now be converted into a TV crime series starring Adam Schiff, who has been conside...

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Funny story: Bloomberg-Hillary ticket answer to Bernie revives Pelosi and the Democrats

Bloomberg-Hillary ticket answer to Bernie revives Pelosi and the Democrats

Today, Ms. Pelosi has announced that impeaching Mr. Trump should be put aside, and the Democratic Party should return to problems of health care and income for ordinary people. Fitting nicely into this new scheme, is the proliferating rumor that M...

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Funny story: Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Wins The New Hampshire Democratic Primary

Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Wins The New Hampshire Democratic Primary

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – The iNews Agency is reporting that Senator Bernie Sanders is the winner of the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. Sanders who is 78, was grinning from ear-to-ear as he remarked “I just want to say that my victory tonigh...

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Funny story: Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

NEW YORK CITY – The iNews Agency is reporting that three of the top Democratic contenders are very impressed by Mitt Romney, whom "The View’s" Joy Behar said is the only Republican in Congress who has any balls. She laughed and said that "Comrade...

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Funny story: DNC rule changes considered urgent as Bernie surges

DNC rule changes considered urgent as Bernie surges

With results from the Iowa primary still unclear, the DNC has been reported in sufficient alarm over Bernie's surge that something must be done. A rule change to allow Mr. Bloomfield to enter the debates is one thing. There is however some cont...

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Funny story: Biden secretly in training with Hillary over gaffes re Ukraine, Hunter, etc., etc.

Biden secretly in training with Hillary over gaffes re Ukraine, Hunter, etc., etc.

Insider sources indicate Joe Biden has been sequestered with Ms. Clinton in a low building with back entrances and a secret elevator somewhere in Washington D.C. A training program is underway on image-control. Former Ukraine prosecutor Viktor...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Warren denies using “grab 'em” terminology borrowed from Trump

Elizabeth Warren denies using “grab 'em” terminology borrowed from Trump

Recently, CNN reported a conflict between Ms. Warren and Bernie Sanders over a “he said, she said” controversy related to the 2020 presidential election. Ms. Warren thought Mr. Sanders said a woman could not win the presidency, which he then vehem...

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Funny story: Hillary refuses VP spot on Bloomberg-Clinton ticket

Hillary refuses VP spot on Bloomberg-Clinton ticket

Inside sources indicate Ms. Clinton has severe reservations on joining with Mr. Bloomberg for the 2020 presidential election next November. “Once a bride, or even twice, is enough,” she told reporters, “in this age of gender equality and alteratio...

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