Fed Chairman Ben Shalom Bernanke told reporters right up front this morning that we could easily have a stock market crash at any time. "We have just printed enough money to lower the dollar's worth to about 80% of what it was. That means that all...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to bolster the economy, the Treasury Department authorized the nation's banks to issue "two-fers." Beginning Monday, all account withdrawals will in effect be doubled, or "double-downed," as Treasury Secretary Ben Bern...
WASHINGTON, DC - In an interview with Larry King on CNN, White House Adviser Rahm Immanuel hinted that Afghanistan would become the fifty-first state soon after the country is democratized. "It will be a mutually beneficial relationship," Immanuel sa...
Think tank BAI (Bubble Analytics Institute) has credited Ben Bernanke with forcing General Motors Corp the the brink of bankruptcy. By driving the fed rate down from 5.25 to 2.0 in just a few months, Bernanke caused the value of the dollar to plun...
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke was arrested by DC police in a stunning sting operation. The suspected ring operated through various Pawn Shops where pussy was used as collateral with interested 'johns' paying the interest. Tips were pr...
The wily and inscrutable head of the Federal Reserve Bank said yesterday under oath to congress that the United States gold supply is now completely gone. Even a politician knows that Leprechauns are notoriously devious and almost impossible to pin d...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - On Wednesday, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said Congress should rein in future Social Security and Medicare costs by raising the retirement age to 108. The Fed chief's comments stirred political ripples, with Senator J...
Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...
DILLON, South Carolina (Doomberg) -- Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke returned to his hometown today where an intersection was named after him as hundreds gathered to honor their native son. As hundreds of people watched in amazement, hono...
Chicago, IL - UPDATE 2 - Despite low demand for toxic securities and commercial paper, prices are rising due to Federal Sugar Daddy Fed Chairman, Ben 'Helicopter Monkey with it' Bernanke. No, we don't mean toxic like aspartame, these are toxic in...
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke pledged today - to prevent, and even attack bubbles everywhere. A new small, elite government agency, the Bubble Attack Team (BAT) went into operation this week. Today, Bernanke granted this exclusive inte...
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced a new plan to save the US economy, at a press conference in Chicago. Standing next to the Dubble Bubble factory, Bernanke promised to blow the economy back up the old fashioned way, wit...
New York, New York - Stocks on the New York Exchange were unexpectedly flat today, especially when compared to yesterday's rally. Which has some stock analysts attributing the cause of the short term upward surge, not to the news of the Ben Berna...
The Federal Reserves and its Chairman, Ben Bernanke along with the US government is trying everything possible to get rid of a recession in the largest economy of the world. Interest rates were cut aggressively; Congress and the President sanctioned...
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke today announced that the Fed would start printing a $3 bill with a picture of Ron Paul on it, as part of a larger plan to stimulate the economy. The Fed hopes that the infusion of billions of the $3 bills will st...
In a generous act of human compassion Helicopter Ben Bernanke, the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board, called and emergency meeting of the Board late on the night of January 21 to prevent TV host Jim Cramer (CNBC Mad Money) from going "postal...
Ben Bernanke, better known as "The Helicopter", appeared before congress on Thursday to provide testimony about the current state of the economy and a possible recession.
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