Following the heart-stoppingly scandalous revelations that website Scunt has been nicking stories from classic spoof website TheSpoof.com, the group of scurvy seadogs who united to bring you all the 'Below Decks' saga has vowed to set the record stra...
MSN - The pirates are often from TheSpoof.com, a website riddled with poverty and corruption. (Search for more on TheSpoof.com pirates.) How modern-day pirates strike: Plan and prepare: TheSpoof.com pirates have money and spies in ports around the world to learn ships' travel plans, typically using page three girls. They also use high-tech gear such as transistor radios, mini-maglites and op...
Boca Raton,FL / Aviary News - A dispute over the ownership of a 193 year old Parrot has spilled into local courts and is now gathering national attention from bored Journalists. The vociferous Parrot, whose age was verified by an Aviary Expert af...
Australian Pop Diva Kylie Minute has revealed that she has had Bollocks. The parrot, who starred in the epic 'Below Decks' has been linked with a bevy of beauties but this is the first confirmed relationship. Kylie was smitten with his charm. "How...
Richard Cutis has accepted today that the original script for his latest film 'The Boat that Rocked' was based in part on the famous Below Decks stories published on the TheSpoof.com. He said that the concept of a mixed group of individuals thrown...
A Parrot is about to embark upon a world tour. Bollocks the Parrot is thought to be cashing in on his celebrity status following his appearance in the swashbuckling epic 'Below Decks". The tour is expected to begin in Paris in the spring and will...
Hollywoodland icon and archetypal English rose, Keira Knightley, was reportedly moved to tears by Captain Morse's ultimate instalment of the 'Below Decks' extravaganza, as championed on the magazine pages of TheSpoof.com, even though it rarely attrac...
Sombre scenes today here in Portsmouth as nautical veterans of a madcap adventure gathered together to commemorate the loss of the pirate ship HMS B*ggerall. Standing at the site of HMS Victory in the Royal Naval Dockyard, Michael Morse, a distant...
Reports are coming in that a man was picked up by the Portuguese Coastguard, having been mysteriously cast adrift in the Atlantic Ocean. Miraculously, the man was alive. Portuguese Coastguard Muslimo Ronaldinho told us: "The man was picked u...
Captain's Note: This concludes the ambitious project undertaken by a spirited crew of Spoofers who write simply for the joy of writing. For those of you who tried to follow along, we salute you! For the Crew, I applaud you! Maybe we'll do it again. Maybe not! Now Hear This: The Smoking Lamp is Lit, and Shore Leave Now Commences! God Speed till we sail again. The ship was deathly qu...
I never realised my cooking was so bad. Don't get me wrong on this, I understand fully that the Leeds United tattoos upset a lot of crew members. But now I'm well and truly in deep poop. My head is currently protruding through the Buggerall's planking, and I'm faced with the prospect of having to watch the Captain and Dora Piebottom 'gettin jiggy wid it' Meanwhile, the rest of me is stuck...
Below Decks, Chapter 21 On the Good Ship Lollipop It should be noted, of course, that no ship in this chapter is named Lollipop and that the things sucked on in this chapter in no way resemble lollipops or are made of sugar. In fact, nothing in this chapter is really that sweet as The Buggerall has been at sea for almost a year and the poop deck is really getting full and there are now fiftee...
The ship's cook, that mangy scurvy seadog Skoob, slumped over the table, head in hands, looking terribly disturbed, which in truth was not an unfamiliar situation for him. Having battled with the French, navigated the red mist, turned out the most excellent leg of man (with Leeds United tattoos on the skin) Skoob was feeling rather like a man defeated. Upon entering the galley, Bosun McCarth...
Panic ensued today in Hollywoodland as rumours that the much vaunted TheSpoof.com magazine section story, 'Below Decks' was reputed to have run aground. Executive Producer/Director Matt Spielberg was reportedly in 'a blue funk', according to the w...
Portsmouth, Uk/ Guardian, Dining Out Section - Hundreds of Brits, known worldwide for having "no taste, Really," attended the opening at this maritime and historical port of the area's newest Pirate theme Restaurant and Pub. The brainchild for th...
When the collective of writers originally penned the classic stories based around the Battleship Bugerall, they never dreamed for one minute that they would one day take centre stage at the United Nations. The success of the Below Decks stories ha...
Recap: One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Nine | Ten | Eleven | Twelve | Thirteen | Fourteen | Fifteen | Sixteen | Seventeen "Doctor Nicholas!," commanded the Captain loudly from the Poop. "Here, Captain, " as the overworked Proctologist appeared on deck buttoning up his tongue depressor, " what do you command?" "It seems we have a valuable stowaway on board," said...
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