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Funny story: Retired Belgian Mountaineer And Vole Expert Surprised By Dutchman In Dutch Barn

Retired Belgian Mountaineer And Vole Expert Surprised By Dutchman In Dutch Barn

A retired Belgian mountaineer, expert on voles and author of seminal study "A Longtitudinal Comparison of the Old Thatched Barns of Holland and Belgium" experienced a significant degree of surprise yesterday, while he was examining a Dutch barn durin...

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Funny story: Belgium - Mass demonstration against government that doesn't exist

Belgium - Mass demonstration against government that doesn't exist

Belgium is facing mounting social unrest as a result of its continuing political crisis. 7 months since the country last voted, political parties are still unable to form a government and are currently considering a proposal about what might be the b...

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Funny story: Belgium Declares War On Britain

Belgium Declares War On Britain

Belgium has declared war on Britain, effective from lunchtime today. The Belgian government has expressed its ire at the fact that Britain consumes a disproportionate amount of Stella Artois and fine Belgian chocolate, leaving little for the Belgian'...

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Funny story: Fryanair passengers refuse to leave plane in Belgium, it's far too comfortable they say!

Fryanair passengers refuse to leave plane in Belgium, it's far too comfortable they say!

Fryanair passengers diverted from Beauvais (F) to Belgium because of fog refused to leave the plane today because they were enjoying the comfort too much. The flight was full with French passengers having a grand time paying extortionate prices fo...

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Funny story: Belgians "Will they Blend"?

Belgians "Will they Blend"?

YouTube viral advert creator, Tom Dickenson, has been contacted by the Belgian government to help with their dead. Due to a lack of space for cremation or burial within their borders, the Belgians wondered "Will they blend"? Dickenson is famous fo...

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Funny story: Police Conduct Blitzkrieg against Catholic Church in Belgium, Pope Outraged

Police Conduct Blitzkrieg against Catholic Church in Belgium, Pope Outraged

Several raids were carried out last Thursday by Belgian police seeking to gather evidence as part of their investigation into allegations of priestly sexual abuse. Documents and computers were confiscated, bishops were held for questioning, and even...

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Funny story: Belgium launches first rocket into space

Belgium launches first rocket into space

Belgium has become a member of the elite space club today, when it launched its first rocket into orbit around the earth. The space mission is seen as an important step in the European Space Program's efforts to seek out extraterrestrial life. T...

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Funny story: Belgium shows it's Balls and bans the Burka!

Belgium shows it's Balls and bans the Burka!

Belgium has balls and to prove it they are the first European country to ban that ugly piece of cloth covering many Muslim women's faces in public, the Burka! This headscarf (and other things) has caused controversy ever since Europe was invaded b...

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Funny story: Liege, Belgium struck by Haitian after-quakes, Justin Henin reaching the Aussie semis may not have helped!

Liege, Belgium struck by Haitian after-quakes, Justin Henin reaching the Aussie semis may not have helped!

Haitian after-quakes have struck Liege Belgium, causing the collapse of an apartment block in the middle of the city. The authorities there measured force 7 on the Richter scale as the apartment block just disintegrated. Belgian Seismologists w...

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Funny story: Strong Belgian beer gets scarce: expected drop in wife-beating actually reverses as the UK's weekly shop is examined

Strong Belgian beer gets scarce: expected drop in wife-beating actually reverses as the UK's weekly shop is examined

Psychologists had predicted a drop in the number of incidents of spousal abuse following news that stocks of Strong Belgian beer were becoming scarce. The beer is being held up by strike action, and the problem has been exacerbated in the UK due to...

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Funny story: Belgium to replace Wales as Standard Measure of 'Really Big Stuff'

Belgium to replace Wales as Standard Measure of 'Really Big Stuff'

For years Wales dominated the heady world of measurement scales for very large objects and things, but in recent times a new pretender to the throne has grown in stature - Belgium. Whenever newsreaders or scientists wanted to draw comparisons betw...

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Funny story: Beatlemania Finally Surfaces In Belgium

Beatlemania Finally Surfaces In Belgium

Almost 50 years since the Liverpool based music combo, The Beatles rocked the world to it's very musical foundations, Belgium has finally caught the bus too. Beatlemania is finally starting to get a grip. "I thought it was an Oasis tribute band...

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Funny story: Belgium - What Went Wrong?

Belgium - What Went Wrong?

Incoming news appears to suggest that the small European country of Belgium, has gone totally off the rails, and is nowhere near as good as it used to be. Warnings coming in suggest that the small country, once renowned for the port of Ostend, wit...

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Funny story: Worldwide shock as Belgium conquers Russia

Worldwide shock as Belgium conquers Russia

World leaders across the world today were left in a state of shock as the country of Russia falls under the rule of Belgium. The news came at eleven o' clock last night, as the Belgian general Aloys Carlon broadcast the victory on worldwide televi...

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Funny story: Belgians are interesting after all

Belgians are interesting after all

In an effort to make Belgium appear more than just the home of Jean Claude Van Damme and Stella Artois, Belgian historians have uncovered unconvincing evidence that the source of many great things lay in Belgium. The first targets of the Belgian h...

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Funny story: Belgians Invented Boycott

Belgians Invented Boycott

The world of cricket was rocked today by claims that Geoffrey Boycott was actually invented by the Belgians. Professor H. Owzat, of Cambridge University, has uncovered evidence that he believes proves Boycott's Belgian origins. It has always been bel...

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Funny story: Belgium votes in vegetable

Belgium votes in vegetable

2009 is proving to be the year of the minority. Barack Obama became the first black man to rule the US, and Iceland appointed the world's first openly gay head of state. Now many countries are racing to see who can claim other "firsts". In Belgian...

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