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Funny story: Bees May Hold Secret to Fourth Dimension

Bees May Hold Secret to Fourth Dimension

Remember the year the bees all but disappeared? Not many were left and beekeepers were beside themselves wondering if their livelihoods had been taken from them forever, only to realize a year later that the bees were back. Where did they go? Quan...

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Funny story: No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game

No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game

Miami, FL - Viewers tuning in Saturday to see the baseball game between the Florida Marlins and the Washington Nationals may have thought they were hearing the familiar sound of vuvuzelas as a distinct buzzing sound seemed to permeate the air. On...

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Funny story: Disappearing ee Theories

Disappearing ee Theories

Why are the ees disappearing? Noody seems to know. Here are some of the theories eing deated aout the reason for disappearing ees. It was earlier this year, during spring that news agencies first egan reporting aout a worrisome phenomenon about ee...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love The World Cup Bees

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love The World Cup Bees

Team Twilight teen heart-throbs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem delighted that the World Cup has begun in South Africa, writes Walter Kenneth Winterbottom-Wolstenholme, Association Football and Apiology Correspondent. According to a sour...

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Funny story: Bees endanger World Cup

Bees endanger World Cup

A plague of hyperactive Bees almost ruined the first match in the World Cup between hosts South Africa and Mexico. The Bees, thought to be protesting against their anticipated annhilation throughout the world used the match to make their point, caus...

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Funny story: Bees Allergic To Pollen

Bees Allergic To Pollen

The decline in bee populations is probably due to over-exposure to pollen, the Environment Secretary Caroline Spelman probably claimed today. Bee populations have been shrinking in recent years and lobby groups have pressed for government funding...

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Funny story: Bees Descend on Wall Street, Get the Boot

Bees Descend on Wall Street, Get the Boot

A swarm of about 15,000 bees descended on Wall Street yesterday, startling New York natives and visitors alike. A New York Police Department officer, a bee expert, came to the rescue, "vacuumed" up the bees and packed them in a screened pen to be tr...

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Funny story: Killer Bee Conspiracy Causes Semi-trailer Pileup

Killer Bee Conspiracy Causes Semi-trailer Pileup

Milk River, Alberta. As Don Schollander, visiting paleontologist from USC, drove towards the famed Alberta Dinosaur diggings a bee blew into the window of his pickup. Schollander, who is allergic to bee stings, swerved into the oncoming lane and br...

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Funny story: Death, Injuries, Beer Spill and Bee Stings

Death, Injuries, Beer Spill and Bee Stings

When a truck load of beer ends up on the roadside you'd kind of forgive those with a thirst for the sweet nectar of the God's. This actually happened, so my respects to the families involved in this odd tragedy. Now from what I have found out f...

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Funny story: Japan - Bee rustlers 'stung'

Japan - Bee rustlers 'stung'

Police in Japan have carried out several 'sting' operations against the rising number of bee rustling gangs who are stealing colonies hoping to 'cash in' on huge profits. The driving force behind the rise is thought to be the spiraling cost of bee...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want to Save Honey Bees

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want to Save Honey Bees

Sexy Twilight duo Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are really concerned about, the plight of Britains honey bees - now officially an endangered species - and are keen to do what they can to help, according to a source close to the edge. Our so...

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Funny story: No Honey this summer as bees all killed off during severe winter

No Honey this summer as bees all killed off during severe winter

Scientists today announced that all honey bees in the UK have been killed off due to the severe weather,the worst freezing period in over 100 years. It now looks like there is going to be no honey in shops this year. Once supplies already in super...

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Funny story: Killer Whales to be charged with Murder in future

Killer Whales to be charged with Murder in future

Killer Whales or Orca's have to be charged with murder in future when they kill. The main problem is how to orchestrate the situation once they have committed the crime.Do we build bigger prisons and if we have a lot of Killer Whales charged with mur...

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Funny story: The Silence of the Birds and Bees

The Silence of the Birds and Bees

All over the World there has been a major decline in the number of sparrows and bees, where can they be? The Sparrow is vanishing from UK cities because its habitat is being destroyed. Sparrows need hedges but millions of front gardens, with wild...

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Funny story: Killer Bees Claim Self Defense

Killer Bees Claim Self Defense

Southern U.S.- A recent statement from a top Killer bee queen says its the African Killer bees who have been victimized. She claims they were brought across the oceans against their will and forced to make honey. She also alleged that th...

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Funny story: Bee Dispute Settled

Bee Dispute Settled

Both parties in the bee strike have come to a settlement that signals an end to the bitter dispute that has been ongoing since the winter. Prices of honey, raw nectar and pollen have increased dramatically since the bees downed tools after an influx...

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Funny story: The Missing Bees Are Here! Claim Celebs!

The Missing Bees Are Here! Claim Celebs!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: The missing bees that have become a national phenomena and much discussed news all over Western Europe have, in fact, been found. It has been reported by various publicity hungry celebrities that the missing bees are in their gard...

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