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Funny story: Texas Is Changing Its Official State Beer

Texas Is Changing Its Official State Beer

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Lone Star state is noted for Longhorn cattle, oil, rattlesnakes, huge ranches, the Chupacabra, and the sensuously sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, noted that that the state is also noted…

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Funny story: North Dakota To Implement The 2-Day Work Week

North Dakota To Implement The 2-Day Work Week

BISMARCK, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The North Dakota Senate has decided that due to the winters getting harsher and harsher, they have decided to implement a new 2-Day work week. The Senate passed the new law by a vote of 83 for, 16 against,…

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Funny story: A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

TOKYO – (Olympics Satire) – There is extreme disappointment, despair, and friggin' sadness in the dormitory building where the Swiss Olympic team is housed. Reports state that Switzerland’s top weight lifter, Leon Titbrunnen, was given a random dr…

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Funny story: Jack-in-the-Box Announces That They Are Going To Start Selling Beer

Jack-in-the-Box Announces That They Are Going To Start Selling Beer

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that will certainly increase their sales by astronomical numbers, Jack-in-the-Box has decided to add beer to their extensive menu. The idea of selling brewski’s was first proposed by Wally St. Sinclair, 48…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Reveal a Pubic Region Secret

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Reveal a Pubic Region Secret

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – America’s number one country music couple, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, recently talked to Yippee-Ki-Yay’s, Voodoo Dupree on their ranch in Oklahoma. The couple, who both appear as judges on “The Voice”, s…

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Funny story: Coors To Use Drones To Deliver Beer

Coors To Use Drones To Deliver Beer

GOLDEN, Colorado – (Satire News) – The board of directors of the Coors Brewing Company has hit on an idea to improve on their delivery service. Board of Directors Chairman Yusif Tayrus pointed out that the test program will involve delivering up t…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Can Hardly Wait For The Start of Their Country Valentine’s Music Tour

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Can Hardly Wait For The Start of Their Country Valentine’s Music Tour

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – The two country lovebirds are so looking forward to their upcoming 2021 Country Valentine’s Music Tour. Blake and Gwen announced to Boom Boom News that they have booked the Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band to b…

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Funny story: Man Has Been Invited To House Party Tomorrow Morning

Man Has Been Invited To House Party Tomorrow Morning

A man who has any number of things that he'd much rather be doing instead, has received an invitation to attend a 'New House' party tomorrow morning, starting at 8 o'clock. The new house in question belongs to the Cambodian brother-in-law of Moys…

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Funny story: Drinker slung out of pub for being drunk

Drinker slung out of pub for being drunk

A man who had, allegedly, drunk five pints of lager in an Essex pub at the weekend, was thrown out by the landlord for being drunk. Dave Brown, 28, who had been supping at the Bulldog and Nettles public house in Braintree from 5 o'clock until clos…

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Funny story: President Donald Trump Threatens To Cut Off The Beer Supply to Kenosha, Wisconsin

President Donald Trump Threatens To Cut Off The Beer Supply to Kenosha, Wisconsin

KENOSHA, Wisconsin – (Satire News) - The President convoyed into Kenosha like he was General Patton marching in to liberate Casablanca during World War II. He was greeted by cheers and jeers, and lots of comments about his mama. Many waved U.S.

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Funny story: Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

A man who has been suffering mental torture during the Coronavirus Lockdown, has told how he was so desperate for a chance to get out of his own house this morning, that he decided to go to the funeral of a woman he had never heard of. Moys Kenwoo…

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Funny story: The Vulgar-Mouthed Ricky Gervais Will Be Hosting His Very Own Talk Show

The Vulgar-Mouthed Ricky Gervais Will Be Hosting His Very Own Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD - (Funny News) - The man that Paul McCartney has described as being The Vilest Villain From The Deepest Depths of Hell, says he can hardly wait to begin his new talk show. The show is titled, “The Handsome Ricky Gervais Shoots-The-You-Kn…

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Funny story: Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie

Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie

Leeds, England - James Muddfield, 36, is suing his friend, Peter Swagwich, over a childish prank which led to some very severe consequences. "It happened right after Arsenal's embarrassing 5-0 loss to Chelsea on Saturday night. Pete and I had a wa…

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Funny story: Canada Masks Up For Hockey

Canada Masks Up For Hockey

Toronto, CANADA (a country north of the USA) In Canada today, news came that every man, woman and dog within its borders has been nervously waiting for—the long drought is over—hockey will soon begin again! Yes, there is a God! If the good folks…

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Funny story: A Golfer Shoots 3 Holes-in-One in One Round

A Golfer Shoots 3 Holes-in-One in One Round

KILLARNEY, Ireland - A 69-year-old retired fishing net salesman, named McVey McSweeney, who said he hadn’t played golf in 13 years, accomplished an astonishing feat. “Old Mackie”, as the lads at the Draggin’ Dragon Pub call him, was playing at the...

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Funny story: Corona Beer May Be Changing Its Name

Corona Beer May Be Changing Its Name

GUADALAJARA, Mexico – Cerveza Popocatpetl, the company that brews Corona Beer, has just announced that after getting thousands of letters, emails, texts, phone calls, and even three singing telegrams, they are seriously considering changing the name...

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson is Furious with Judge Jeanine Pirro for Giving Him His New Nickname

Tucker Carlson is Furious with Judge Jeanine Pirro for Giving Him His New Nickname

NEW YORK CITY - Fox News reporter Tucker Carlson interviewed Judge Jeanine Pirro regarding the recent rumors that she had been drinking while on the air. The judge became quite upset, and told him that it was not beer, nor whiskey, nor tequila, bu...

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