Zig-a zig unghhh - Mel B., formerly known as Meathole Spice of the Spice Girls, who is currently paying the rent by starring in "Peep Show" on the Las Vegas strip, selling exercise videos and being a mom to her child with Cash-Cow alleged Bi-boy Eddi...
Those holiday partiers who think that they have to wait for Febraury 2nd (Groundhog Day) for the next official holiday have been given a reprieve. January 2nd has just been recognized by Congress as Beaver Day. Women wishing to observe the festiv...
Muff, Ireland, UK After repeated goading and prodding by several fellow contributors to The Spoof, writer "smurfette" has at long last decided to expose her muff for all to see. "smurfette" felt that she was forced to respond when "Frankie the J"...
Chicago IL: The current recession is devastating to beaver entrepreneurs. Each year the economic downturn lasts, the business smells a little worse. There was a similar slide into a deep hole after the stock market crash of 1987. Mr. Hefner a lean...
DRUMMOND, WI, USA Iggotte Nein-Pantzer, 51, sought emergency medical services after skinny dipping in Lake Owen near Drummond last Wednesday. The Altach, Austria resident was on her annual vacation with her husband, I. De Weere-Pantzer, a native of...
Levitra Beaver, a modern version of the TV Classic Leave It To Beaver will premiere this Fall on the FOX Network with a few of the original cast dropping in from time to time. "The original 'Leave It To Beaver' is listed among the Top 100 All-Time...
The paparazzi were out in their usual droves as Adrian Honey Chiles putted up to the Christine Bleakley's Bleak House to give her a ride on his put- put. Chiles displayed some second thoughts about his co-stars tinie weenie yet often versatile black...
A recently released list by the Advertising Standards Bureau found that the hotly debated Kotex U tampon advertisement, showing a woman going about daily activities with a beaver in tow, was the most complained about ad in 2008. The ad, which rece...
The beaver has not been known to have made an appearance in Great Britain since the 16th Century. Though a zoological nicety, the really significant aspect of this factotum has more to do with the sexsual lives of the UK man and wife. Typical B...
The Republican VPILF-NOT apparently sat somewhat indiscreetly across for Afghani President Harmid Karzai during one of her pretend I'm a real world leader playfests. Karzai, a real gentleman, didn't say a word about the beaver shot but US news so...
A new storm today surrounded disgraced comedian Rustle Bland as his girlfriend alleged that he ate her pet 'Minky'. In an interview today it was revealed that after a binge drinking session, a row ensued which ended with Bland eating her beaver.
Boston, Ma. In a desperate bid for crucial votes and in commercial conjunction with Gillette Razor's new product line, vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has agreed to shave the beaver on national television. Gillette's personal toiletry prod...
Baden Powel Inc, the organisation in charge of the UK Scouting movement is to introduce Sexual Health and Relationship advice as part of the general education provided at the Scouts, along side tying complex knots, using an axe and burning things.
Animal rights activists representing the Badger have hired a public relations team to help improve the image of their beloved animal. The group, known as the Friends of Badgers (FOBs for short), wants to see the animal become more respected and have...
1. The Manoki Indians of Canada consider the testicles of a beaver to be an aphrodisiac as well as good eating.
Former 'Goodie' and Wildlife Presenter Bill Oddie has been arrested at the Highland Widlife Centre Car Park in Kingussie, Scotland for watching Dippers and Beavers, he insisted "I was only there as an observing 'twitcher'."...
Marks and Spencer has said that it is embarrassed by the discovery that its new brand of ice-cream and related products has a name which in certain parts of the world can mean female genitalia.
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