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Funny story: Why, I Otter!

Why, I Otter!

DRUMMOND, WI, USA Iggotte Nein-Pantzer, 51, sought emergency medical services after skinny dipping in Lake Owen near Drummond last Wednesday. The Altach, Austria resident was on her annual vacation with her husband, I. De Weere-Pantzer, a native of...

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Funny story: Levitra Beaver On Fox Fall Schedule

Levitra Beaver On Fox Fall Schedule

Levitra Beaver, a modern version of the TV Classic Leave It To Beaver will premiere this Fall on the FOX Network with a few of the original cast dropping in from time to time. "The original 'Leave It To Beaver' is listed among the Top 100 All-Time...

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Funny story: Bleakely Shows her Beaver on Honey Chiles Moped

Bleakely Shows her Beaver on Honey Chiles Moped

The paparazzi were out in their usual droves as Adrian Honey Chiles putted up to the Christine Bleakley's Bleak House to give her a ride on his put- put. Chiles displayed some second thoughts about his co-stars tinie weenie yet often versatile black...

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Funny story: Beaver Ad Tops List of Years Most Hated Commercial

Beaver Ad Tops List of Years Most Hated Commercial

A recently released list by the Advertising Standards Bureau found that the hotly debated Kotex U tampon advertisement, showing a woman going about daily activities with a beaver in tow, was the most complained about ad in 2008. The ad, which rece...

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Funny story: Beavers Reintroduced into British Sex Life

Beavers Reintroduced into British Sex Life

The beaver has not been known to have made an appearance in Great Britain since the 16th Century. Though a zoological nicety, the really significant aspect of this factotum has more to do with the sexsual lives of the UK man and wife. Typical B...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Showed Harmid Karzai Her Alaskunt Brown Beaver

Sarah Palin Showed Harmid Karzai Her Alaskunt Brown Beaver

The Republican VPILF-NOT apparently sat somewhat indiscreetly across for Afghani President Harmid Karzai during one of her pretend I'm a real world leader playfests. Karzai, a real gentleman, didn't say a word about the beaver shot but US news so...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Ate My Beaver

Russell Brand Ate My Beaver

A new storm today surrounded disgraced comedian Rustle Bland as his girlfriend alleged that he ate her pet 'Minky'. In an interview today it was revealed that after a binge drinking session, a row ensued which ended with Bland eating her beaver.

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Funny story: Palin to shave Beaver on TV

Palin to shave Beaver on TV

Boston, Ma. In a desperate bid for crucial votes and in commercial conjunction with Gillette Razor's new product line, vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has agreed to shave the beaver on national television. Gillette's personal toiletry prod...

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Funny story: Be Prepared

Be Prepared

Baden Powel Inc, the organisation in charge of the UK Scouting movement is to introduce Sexual Health and Relationship advice as part of the general education provided at the Scouts, along side tying complex knots, using an axe and burning things.

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Funny story: Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Animal rights activists representing the Badger have hired a public relations team to help improve the image of their beloved animal. The group, known as the Friends of Badgers (FOBs for short), wants to see the animal become more respected and have...

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Funny story: Facts That Will Amaze You

Facts That Will Amaze You

1. The Manoki Indians of Canada consider the testicles of a beaver to be an aphrodisiac as well as good eating.

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Funny story: Bill Oddie Arrested For Watching Dippers & Beavers

Bill Oddie Arrested For Watching Dippers & Beavers

Former 'Goodie' and Wildlife Presenter Bill Oddie has been arrested at the Highland Widlife Centre Car Park in Kingussie, Scotland for watching Dippers and Beavers, he insisted "I was only there as an observing 'twitcher'."...

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Funny story: Marks and Spencer embarrassed by new "Beaver" ice-cream

Marks and Spencer embarrassed by new "Beaver" ice-cream

Marks and Spencer has said that it is embarrassed by the discovery that its new brand of ice-cream and related products has a name which in certain parts of the world can mean female genitalia.

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Funny story: Woman's knickers fall down as she bends to pick up electric Zither

Woman's knickers fall down as she bends to pick up electric Zither

Mrs Elizabeth Merryweather, 82 shocked locals today with a display of extreme graphic nudity in front of the Country Union of Novelty Tambourines and Zithers (or C.U.N.T.Z - for short) annual convention.

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Funny story: More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

Viewers are in for a wild ride this 2008 season following the announcement by National Geographic television that they are to show more flora and fauna in excessive detail than ever before.

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Funny story: Canadian Scientists Create Super Beaver

Canadian Scientists Create Super Beaver

Banff, Alberta - Scientists on vacation at an undisclosed resort in Banff have revealed to the world Prudence, described as a "super beaver" that will change the world.

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Funny story: Everyone's got a secret!

Everyone's got a secret!

I just move into new home in Southern CA. It's a "Leave it to Beaver" type of community. As usual, the first thing I try to do when I move into a place is meet the neighbors.

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