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Funny story: Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

In an apparent fit of pique, the losing contestants of the 2011 Miss America contest convened a hastily organized press conference and declared that they were not virgins and that the Miss America contest was a sham of innocence and purity. When mem...

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Funny story: Miss Britain To Miss Out?

Miss Britain To Miss Out?

Missy Misteltoe, the mischievous mischief maker from Mistley in Essex used to misplace miscellany in Miss Selfridge's, before being mistaken for the lead singer of Mis-Teeq, and deciding to enter Miss Essex. From here, her career rocketed like a miss...

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Funny story: Whoops You are not Miss Universe after all!

Whoops You are not Miss Universe after all!

The Television Audience of millions throughout the world for the Miss Universe Contest was coming to its final stage and only two hopefuls remained. Who would be crowned Miss Universe? The Judges assessed relative bums and tits. Considsered the...

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Funny story: Indians sore at losing Ms Universe Title

Indians sore at losing Ms Universe Title

Indian Human Resource Development Minister Kapil Syllable is likely to face bricbats and catcalls from the Indian Opposition when Parliament reconvenes tomorrow. The nation is agitated that their hopeful to the Miss Universe Contest, a lady from Beng...

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Funny story: Miss Mexico, Jimena Navarrete, Crowned 2010 Miss Universe

Miss Mexico, Jimena Navarrete, Crowned 2010 Miss Universe

LAS VEGAS - Jimena Navarrete, Miss Mexico, was crowned Miss Universe for 2010 at The Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino in Las Vegas. Jimena beat out a total of 82 girls. The Guadalajara beauty said that she was tremendously thrilled and was as happy...

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Funny story: Phillipines wages war on Thailand as transgendered Thai beats out Filipin(a) to win Ms. Zombie Universe

Phillipines wages war on Thailand as transgendered Thai beats out Filipin(a) to win Ms. Zombie Universe

MANILA-VANILLA: LIVE at The Ms. Zombie Pageant. 56 global zombie contestants sashayed down the ramp last night to a rendition of 'Thriller' crooned by this city's top celebrity zombies. Competition had been fierce notwithstanding the herculean make...

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Funny story: Miss Nude Universe contestants stage nude catfight telethon to raise flood-aid. Phone lines now open! Ban Ki Moon thrilled to bits with amount raised

Miss Nude Universe contestants stage nude catfight telethon to raise flood-aid. Phone lines now open! Ban Ki Moon thrilled to bits with amount raised

With cries of "Our money is as good as anybody's money", 152 Miss Nude Universe contestants tumbled and rumbled, grabbed and groaned, pulled and tugged , huffed and puffed and contorted their way to the World's biggest flood-aid fund-raiser. The t...

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Funny story: Miss Nude Universe pageant gets underway

Miss Nude Universe pageant gets underway

Desperate to win the crown many of this years top-bet beauty pageant contestants have gone topless. Photos of these contestants, nude, with nothing but body paint have appeared all over the Internet. Pageant CEO Donny "Comb-over' Frump pouted:...

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Funny story: Miss Universe China being taught not to spit in public

Miss Universe China being taught not to spit in public

BEIJING: Conscious of its vulgar public habits and coarse social behaviors China has hired a culture trainer to teach basic manners to its Miss Universe representative. The secretly-crowned Miss China is being given a crash course in foreign cultu...

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Funny story: Arabian-Born Miss Michigan Wins The 2010 Miss USA Title

Arabian-Born Miss Michigan Wins The 2010 Miss USA Title

LAS VEGAS - The winner of the 2010 Miss USA is Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih [pronounced: FUK-Ing]. The native of Arabia beat out 48 other American girls for the coveted title of Donald Trump's pageant. One of the judges, Minnesota Vikings quarterback...

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Funny story: "No more Bikinis" say Ms.'s Worlds

"No more Bikinis" say Ms.'s Worlds

The reigning Miss England and fellow beauty pageant contestants tried to show that "less is more" on Thursday by posing in sportswear instead of stereotypical swimwear. Miss England, Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge, and others, have rejected the tra...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Wins SeX Factor's Galaxy Class Ass Contest; Passes Kate Beckensale for Most Beautiful Woman Awards

Cheryl Cole Wins SeX Factor's Galaxy Class Ass Contest; Passes Kate Beckensale for Most Beautiful Woman Awards

The ever attractive and multi-talented Cheryl "Tweety" Cole has rocketed to fabulous fame and fortune time and time again over the last four years and has done it yet again, winning SeX Factor's Contest for the Best Galaxy Class Ass. The Dynamic D...

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Funny story: Obama wins Miss Galaxy

Obama wins Miss Galaxy

Barack Obama has controversially won the Miss Galaxy contest this year, despite being male. Many contestants have protested about him. The head judge of the contest said, "We do not apologise for Barack Obama's win. We felt that Mr Obama had the p...

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Funny story: Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

It's been a controversial issue for a while amongst pageant insiders, judges, and competitors all over the United States and bordering neighbors, Canada and Mexico. Starting in 2005 with a request from 4-year old Sophia Clarkman's mother, Jane C...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Says She Only Wants To Marry a Man

Carrie Prejean Says She Only Wants To Marry a Man

Miss California is not backing down from the answer she gave regarding getting married with only a man. She gave the answer on Sunday night's Miss USA telecast. After giving her answer on Sunday night, Miss Prejean has been receiving horrifying ca...

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Funny story: Beauty Pageant Official Quits Over Trump's Decision

Beauty Pageant Official Quits Over Trump's Decision

Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler has resigned as co-executive director of the Miss California USA pageant Wednesday, saying she no longer believes in the organization because of pageant owner Donald Trump's decision to let the state's controversial tit...

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Funny story: Some female says something some others don't want to hear and becomes famous

Some female says something some others don't want to hear and becomes famous

Some female somewhere in the vast world, moderately good looking, winner of "I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-someplace-this-year" contesting in yet another 'I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-some-bigger-place-t...

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