LOS ANGELES - Lakers star Pau Gasol is looking a little bit different in the face department after having shaved off his beard. Gasol told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he did not shave the beard because he lost a bet as one of t...
Noel Edmonds' beard, Bertie, was sensationally arrested today on suspicion of inappropriate use of Just For Men. Bertie and Edmonds were recording an edition of 'Deal or No Deal' when armed police swooped on the studios. Bertie was then taken to S...
Throughout history UK men have had a fashion for beards, so it was somewhat surprising to discover that a greater proportion of men have a beard in the twenty-first century than at any other time in recorded history. "We have this image of various...
A 93 year old East London man was taken to hospital yesterday afternoon after he was pulled into a bank's ATM machine along with his bankers card when trying to use it to withdraw money from a hole-in-the-wall cash dispenser machine outside a bank in...
Horace Felchman, reformed Amish farmer turned general handy man was attempting to eat his breakfast at the Daisy Diner this morning only to have dropped a fork full of pancakes and pork sausage into his ample beard. Reaching in through the twisted f...
Bald headed man, Terry Brynner has taken five months to grow a really big bushy beard. Brynner told friends that there is a method in his apparent madness, because he read somewhere on the internet that a surgeon in Sao Paulo, Brazil, has perfected a...
A Newport man has surprised friends and colleagues by allowing his facial hair to grow for several weeks. Simon Crimp, who works for a local sanitary supplies company, woke up one morning too late to have a shave before he left for the office.
The controversy created by Charles Darwin regarding evolution and creationism over one hundred years ago has taken on a new twist centering on the famously extravagant beard of the father of evolution. Nearly as famous as the man itself, Darwin's...
A man who works part time in a local pound shop has said that a man bearing more than a passing resemblance to BBC presenter Adrian Chiles was seen entering a theatrical costumier's shop and buying a big false ginger beard. "It was a massive furr...
It was a dream come true for a bearded couple from Gloucestershire today when they came forward to reveal that they were the winners of the 56 million pound Euromillion lottery prize. But within hours of going public and receiving the cash the cou...
The BBC is to Ban Beards starting with One Show presenter Adrian Chiles who has recently been seen on the show with his new image the scruffy unshaven look. It is not clear at present if this ban will only be for BBC presenters or if all BBC progr...
Bearded Boxers have to be banned from taking part in boxing competitions because they find it difficult to scratch an itchy face if their hand is in a boxing glove. The Amateur Boxing Association of England recently ruled that all fighters had to...
Beards. The mere mention of the word sends shivers down the tender spines of every human baby from Albania to Zimbabwe. The sheer terror with which facial hair creates in the minds and souls of little babies cannot be fathomed - unless you are a b...
Mega bucks football club Notts County have signed David Beckham's beard in a bid to reach the premiership. Following the recent Sol Campbell fiasco the club have been looking for a big name signing. Beckham's beard could prove to be the perfect signi...
Concerns have recently arisen in East Anglia over a possible return to football for the beard of former Manchester United star Royston Maurice Keane, current manager of Ipswich Town. The beard, last seen when Keane's Sunderland side were soundly b...
Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams was trying to halt rumours today that the secret of eternal life had been discovered nesting in his enormous wad of face fuzz by his local GP during a regular check up. "This allegation is ludicrous" he warb...
Hit me baby one more time! Ouch!!! - Reports coming out of Hollywood seem to suggest that Britney Spears is growing a beard. Louisianan Spears has recently been criticised for dressing up as a belly dancer in her shows, and having a belly. "She's...
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