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Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

Funny story: Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team's horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas' beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for Ryan, the media tracked him down and uncovered his favorite seaside pastimes. Here are the top 10: 1. Finish reading "Coaching For Dummies." 2. Stop sending hate mail to Eric Mangini.

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Sea shells sold by seller on sea-shore

A 25-year-old Brighton woman, Sheila Sellers, was arrested last weekend for selling sea shells on the sea-shore without a license. Sheila Sellers had been selling sea shells on the sea-shore every weekend throughout summer. Many day-trippers had o...

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Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

Funny story: Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

A North Sea sea bream left residents of Fallshore flabbergasted yesterday as it beached itself and then held its breath for 12 whole hours while it waited for the tide to come back in. The sea bream, whose name is Jerry, stubbornly refused to acce...

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Russell Brand Confesses That Kate Gosselin Makes His Toes Tingle and His Lap Feel Frisky

Funny story: Russell Brand Confesses That Kate Gosselin Makes His Toes Tingle and His Lap Feel Frisky

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin have only been dating for a little over a week and they are already making waves (no pun intended) as they frolicked in the warm waters off Santa Monica Beach. Brand wore a black swimsuit with t...

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Southport beach to be used for advertising space

Funny story: Southport beach to be used for advertising space

In order to raise additional cash for the beleaguered metropolitan borough of Sefton, vast tracts of sand in Southport are set to be used for advertising. "It's perfect," said Bill Bored, councillor for advertising in Sefton. "There's about three...

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Brad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Has It All - Class, Sass, and A Great Looking Ass!

Funny story: Brad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Has It All - Class, Sass, and A Great Looking Ass!

ENSENADA, Mexico - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left their half dozen kids with six nannies at their mansion in Provence, France and flew to Ensenada, Mexico for a much needed vacation. The couple stayed at Eva Longoria's La Happy Hacienda Hotel w...

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Nina Dobrev Talks About Ian Somerhalder's 'Rack Rubbing' At Redondo Beach

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Talks About Ian Somerhalder's 'Rack Rubbing' At Redondo Beach

HOLLYWOOD - One of Tinsel Town's happiest and most popular couples is Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder. The two stars of The Vampire Diaries are just the complete opposite of some of the hip hop couples who seem to relish arguing and carrying on in...

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Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey'

Funny story: Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey'

ENSENADA, Mexico - It appears that Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen may just have gotten over the heartbreak of having lost both of his "Goddesses." Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the ex-Two and Half Men star was seen having a 'sandtastic' t...

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Heidi Montag and Zac Efron Spotted Moonbathing Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Funny story: Heidi Montag and Zac Efron Spotted Moonbathing Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Zac Efron who starred in The High School Musical movies and Heidi Montag who gained fame on MTVs The Hills have recently become quite the item. Both were recently seen underneath the Santa Monica Pier where several unnamed...

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A Pregnant Tori Spelling Is Extremely Upset At Being Banned From Walking On Malibu Beach

Funny story: A Pregnant Tori Spelling Is Extremely Upset At Being Banned From Walking On Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The woman who became famous for appearing on her father Aaron Spelling's hit television show 90210 is not a happy beach goer at the moment. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tori Spelling, who is pregnant with her third child, has b...

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Glee Scandal: Gwyneth Paltrow Denies The Romantic Risqué Rumors About Her And Co-Star Matthew Morrison

Funny story: Glee Scandal: Gwyneth Paltrow Denies The Romantic Risqué Rumors About Her And Co-Star Matthew Morrison

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town rumor mills have been working overtime. Gwyneth Paltrow was to have gone on tour with Glee's Matthew Morrison as his opening act, but reports coming out of Hollywood are that those plans have now changed. Taffeta...

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Vacationing In Hawaii And Necking On The Beach Like There's No Tomorrow

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Vacationing In Hawaii And Necking On The Beach Like There's No Tomorrow

HONOLULU - The Pacific Ocean waves were cascading onto the scenic beach as the Hawaiian evening breeze blew ever so gently causing the majestic palm trees to sway in the flaming crimson Polynesian sky. And laying out on an isolated portion of the beach were heartthrob sensations Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez. The two had rubbed suntan lotion on each other and were oblivious to t...

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Former Beach Boys Brian Wilson, Mike Love, and Al Jardine To Tour Again - But As The Beach Grandpa's

Funny story: Former Beach Boys Brian Wilson, Mike Love, and Al Jardine To Tour Again - But As The Beach Grandpa's

SANTA MONICA BEACH - The Beach Boys band was formed in 1961, by the Wilson brothers, Brian, Dennis, and Carl 50 years ago. The band also included Wilson cousin Mike Love, whose real name was Mike Hunt but he changed it for the obvious reason, and...

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CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

Funny story: CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - The top executives at CBS are all as happy as woodpeckers in a Dutch wooden clog shoe factory. After meeting with actors Hugh Grant, John Stamos, Rob Lowe, and Jeremy Pivin the network and the creator, writer, and producer of Two and A...

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An "Erotically Bare Skinned" Lady Gaga Caught Soaking Up Some Sun Rays In Honolulu, Hawaii

Funny story: An "Erotically Bare Skinned" Lady Gaga Caught Soaking Up Some Sun Rays In Honolulu, Hawaii

HONOLULU, Hawaii - The infamous singer known as Lady Gaga was photographed on the beautiful Honolulu beach while sunbathing totally naked. It has not really been a very good year for Lady Gaga. She recently took quite a fall as she fell off her pi...

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Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas

Funny story: Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lady Gaga flew down to Mexico to get away from the maddening crowd of El Lay as well as to ease her mind regarding her recent highly publicized feud with Beyonce and the lawsuit filed against her by The Lady Gaga Day Care Cen...

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Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

Funny story: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

VENICE BEACH - Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene, who had been a couple since June of last year have reportedly called it quits. The couple was recently seen relaxing down at Venice Beach and an unnamed beach goer stated to a reporter for Bedroom Pillow...

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Charlie Sheen Says That If The Tsunami Hits Malibu Beach He Will File A Lawsuit Against CBS and Chuck Lorre

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says That If The Tsunami Hits Malibu Beach He Will File A Lawsuit Against CBS and Chuck Lorre

MALIBU BEACH - Charlie Sheen speaking from his house on Malibu Beach has instructed his attorney to start working up the paperwork just in case the Japanese Tsunami hits Malibu Beach. Sheen is contending that nature has unleashed this horrendously...

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