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Funny story: Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

The Fox network (not actually run by a small woodland dwelling animal as previously thought) has commissioned a new TV series based in Gotham city! The place of course were everyone's favourite "Dark Knight" resides, unfortunately Batman will not be...

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Funny story: Gemma Arterton Is Wonder Woman In Superman/Batman Film?!

Gemma Arterton Is Wonder Woman In Superman/Batman Film?!

Ever since the news broke that Zack Snyder was going to introduce Batman into the next Superman flick at Comic Con 2013 not to mention the bomb shell news that Ben Affleck is going to be the Batman, many people have speculated whether another Dc supe...

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Funny story: Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...

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Funny story: Comic Books: Literacy for the Illiterate

Comic Books: Literacy for the Illiterate

A comic book is a magazine, rarely a book, printed on cheap newsprint or toilet tissue, which is rarely funny, or "comic," so it should be renamed, but those in the industry are lazy, preferring to draw poorly executed pictures that illustrate barely literate narratives (stories) in bold and fancy fonts. Due to the imbecilic level of their "reader's" intelligence and literacy, these magazines a...

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Funny story: Longtime Batman Fan Building Full-Scale Gotham City to Stage His Own Bat-Adventures

Longtime Batman Fan Building Full-Scale Gotham City to Stage His Own Bat-Adventures

ACKWORTH, IA - Born in the late 1960's, Bruce Wayne Stroker grew up reading DC Comics. His mother and father - both long-time fans of Bob Kane's seminal vigilante-superhero "Batman" - even named him for the famed millionaire-playboy of t...

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Funny story: DC Superhero confronts Christian Grey with surprising result

DC Superhero confronts Christian Grey with surprising result

Bruce Wayne AKA Batman and Watchman Daniel Dreiberg AKA Nite Owl have penned an open letter to Christian Grey from '50 Shades of Grey' in it they chastise the billionaire playboy for using his wealth irresponsibly. Like Grey both Wayne and Dreibe...

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Funny story: Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

H&R Block Drop A Bat-Grenade Down Their Own Pants. Again. Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed.  The tacky, babyshit-green Corporate Offices Of Kafkaesqu...

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Funny story: The Real Dark Night Rising Review

The Real Dark Night Rising Review

Black Knight Rises is the most recent film of the most recent trilogy of Batman movies. The third film follows the release of two others which people went to watch at cinemas all over the world. Set to be this summers' 'big bugger' hollywood hyper monster, the movie will be hitting our collective retinas very soon, to be accompanied by a fanfare of propaganda and viral posturing, and will be chewe...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh, Superhero?

Rush Limbaugh, Superhero?

Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh stirred controversy last week when he accused Warner Brothers and director Christopher Nolan of using their new, heavily promoted blockbuster Batman movie The Dark Knight Rises as a vile piece of pro-Obama propaganda...

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Funny story: The Real Batman Hypercritical Of The Dark Knight And Other Batman Movies

The Real Batman Hypercritical Of The Dark Knight And Other Batman Movies

The real Batman, Gotham billionaire, Bruce Wayne, today lambasted the various motion pictures depicting his superhero adventures, by saying that the raft of treatments were unrealistic, and quite simply, just not dark enough. "It was much darker t...

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Funny story: Dark Night Rising Review

Dark Night Rising Review

Black Knight Rises is the latest installment of the most recent trilogy of Batman movies. It's the third film which follows the release of two others which people went to cinemas all over the world to watch. Set to be this summers' 'big bugger' hollywood hyper monster, this film will be hitting our collective retinas very soon and accompanied by a fanfare of propaganda and viral posturing, which i...

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Funny story: Ann Hathaway Claims Catwoman Role in upcoming "The Dark Knight Rises" affected her long after cameras stopped filming in similarly eerie way Joker role affected Heath Ledger

Ann Hathaway Claims Catwoman Role in upcoming "The Dark Knight Rises" affected her long after cameras stopped filming in similarly eerie way Joker role affected Heath Ledger

Actress Ann Hathaway has admitted that her role as Catwoman in the upcoming Batman film "The Dark Knight Rises" lived with her long after filming and that she now understands better the affect the role of The Joker had on Heath Ledger who it is claim...

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Funny story: Washington Nationals Rookie Bryce "Batman" Harper Angrily Hits Himself With His Own Bat - Gets 10 Stitches

Washington Nationals Rookie Bryce "Batman" Harper Angrily Hits Himself With His Own Bat - Gets 10 Stitches

CINCINNATI - It appears by all accounts that Washington Nationals rookie baseball player Bryce Harper is 19 going on 9. The Nationals rookie after going 0 for 5 went into the team dugout and angrily slammed his bat against the dugout wall. The bat...

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Funny story: Maryland Batman is really a "Joker"!

Maryland Batman is really a "Joker"!

Batman was seen whizzing down a highway in Maryland, US, driving a Lamborghini with bats as number plates. The police spotted the bats not Batman and thought this was a job for the American RSPCA. Batman was hauled over to the side by the local "M...

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Funny story: Batman must be stopped

Batman must be stopped

Batman is nothing but a strong, good-looking, rich, smart, generous son-of-a-bitch vigilante. He can't fly. He can't bend steel or stop bullets with his hands. He can't run 60 miles an hour. He can't cast webs. What he can do, though, is kill crim...

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Funny story: Obama dispatches Police Commissioner Gordon to bail out Scotland Yard

Obama dispatches Police Commissioner Gordon to bail out Scotland Yard

Gotham City -- Help is on the way to rescue London's beleaguered Metropolitan Police from a combination of catastrophes involving rioting, looting, burning, and phone hacking. US President Barack Obama has assigned America's most popular law enfo...

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Funny story: Superhero study: very revealing

Superhero study: very revealing

In the largest study of its kind, indeed, the only study of its kind ever carried out, the Marvellous Applied Comic Knowledge course at Milton Keynes university has discovered a remarkable correlation between superheroes. The better their super po...

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