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Funny story: The NBA is Planning on Going to a Smaller Basketball

The NBA is Planning on Going to a Smaller Basketball

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The commissioner of the NBA, Adam Silver, is planning on adopting a smaller basketball. He informed the sports media that ball experts have suggested that, by going to a smaller ball, it will cut down on the germs…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Oddmakers Are Picking the Houston Rockets and the Miami Heat to Meet in the NBA Championship Finals

Las Vegas Oddmakers Are Picking the Houston Rockets and the Miami Heat to Meet in the NBA Championship Finals

LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) - Las Vegas oddsmakers have said that it will most likely be the Rockets and the Heat in the final NBA showdown. One Vegas odds maker told ESPN-5, that he regularly consults a family of three gypsy sisters who live in T…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Tells The Utah Jazz to Change Their Racist Name

Black Lives Matter Tells The Utah Jazz to Change Their Racist Name

CHICAGO – (Sports Trivia) - A spokesperson for BLM has informed the owner of the Utah Jazz, Gail Miller, that they want her to change the team name, which is as offensively racist to blacks, as the name redskins is to Apaches, Comanches, and Kickapoo…

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Funny story: An Amazing Little Seven-Year-Old Girl Makes 317 Three-Pointers in a Row

An Amazing Little Seven-Year-Old Girl Makes 317 Three-Pointers in a Row

GUACAMOLE GROVE, California – (Sports Satire) - CBS Sports is reporting that a little seven-year-old girl has astounded the sports world by making 317 three-pointers in a row, at a charity event for the Black Cats Matter animal organization. The e…

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Funny story: Golden State Warriors Fans Are Depressed at The Teams Dismal (15-50) Record

Golden State Warriors Fans Are Depressed at The Teams Dismal (15-50) Record

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of the West Coast is that Golden State fans are starting to abandon their Warriors team like deer running from an erupting volcano. The Warriors own the worst record in the entire 30-team NBA.

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Funny story: Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

HOLLYWOOD – (Movie Satire) - The latest actor to portray the Marvel superhero Captain America is Anthony “The Bro” Mackie, who just happens to be black. He recently spoke with Howard Stern, and expressed how thrilled he was at the fact that he had…

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Funny story: The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling

The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling

ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, concern, worry, and downright confusion due to the Coronavirus, the NBA balls are now bouncing at the Orlando Bubble. NBA Commissioner Adam "Hi Yo" Silver remarked that it is good t…

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Funny story: Los Angeles Clippers Guard Lou Williams is Now The Most Hated Player in the Entire NBA

Los Angeles Clippers Guard Lou Williams is Now The Most Hated Player in the Entire NBA

ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - L.A. Clippers guard Lou Williams was excused to go outside the bubble, to pick up ten boxes of fully-loaded pizzas for the team. But, on the way to the restaurant, he decided to stop off at one of Orlando’s mo…

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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Unveil Their New Star, Reuben Reubenstein, 9

Los Angeles Lakers Unveil Their New Star, Reuben Reubenstein, 9

The Los Angeles area was buzzing with great interest this evening, as the Lakers unveiled their unbelievably-talented new signing, the 9-year-old child prodigy, Reuben Reubenstein, who has joined the team and given up going to school, because he does…

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Funny story: The NBA Says That The Disney World Basketball Bubble is Looking as Fine as Walla Walla Wine

The NBA Says That The Disney World Basketball Bubble is Looking as Fine as Walla Walla Wine

ORLANDO - The NBA Disney World Bubble is proudly boasting that there is no sign of the Coronavirus within 9 miles of the venue. NBA executives are expressing that the round ball operation is running as smooth as fine Walla Walla Wine Every one…

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Funny story: The NBA Has Just Picked Up a Very Appropriate Sponsor

The NBA Has Just Picked Up a Very Appropriate Sponsor

DETROIT – The NBA has just informed the sports media that it has just picked up a brand new sponsor for the 2020 season. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, said that the NBA is excited to welcome its newest corporate sponsor, Black Lives Matter. Si…

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Funny story: The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

NEW YORK CITY – The commissioner of the NBA has just put out some bad news for pro basketball hungry fans. Adam Silver told Sports Balls Illustrated that because of the Coronavirus numbers on the rise, the NBA season may be scrapped. One die-ha…

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Funny story: NBA Player Jerseys To Have Social Justice Statements in Place of The Players Names

NBA Player Jerseys To Have Social Justice Statements in Place of The Players Names

NEW YORK CITY – The NBA, in an effort to focus on the plight of the Black Lives Matter movement, has decided to allow players to make up their own social justice statements. The phrases will go on the back of their jerseys, in place of their name.

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Funny story: The NBA Teams Will Start Dribbling on July 30

The NBA Teams Will Start Dribbling on July 30

NEW YORK CITY – The NBA season will finally be starting after a 4-month hiatus, that’s 2 years and 4 months in dog years. The Utah Jazz are scheduled to kick off the season against the New Orleans Pelicans. Utah coach Quin Snyder told Sports Be...

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Funny story: Dallas Mavericks Will Kick off the NBA Season Against The Houston Rockets on July 31

Dallas Mavericks Will Kick off the NBA Season Against The Houston Rockets on July 31

HOUSTON – The city of Houston is thrilled that their Rockets will finally be getting off the launch pad at NASA, and hitting the basketball court. Coach Mike D’Antoni said that he is sick and tired of watching reruns of the “Price is Right” and “…

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is Reportedly Asking Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, and Manu Ginobili to Please Come Out of Retirement and Play For the Spurs

San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is Reportedly Asking Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, and Manu Ginobili to Please Come Out of Retirement and Play For the Spurs

SAN ANTONIO – Ever since the “Big 3” left the Spurs, the team has not been doing as well as they had been in the past. After retiring, Duncan went back home to the Virgin Islands, Ginobili left for Argentina, and Parker returned to France. Lit…

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Funny story: LeBron James of The Los Angeles Lakers Has Said That He Supports the Black Lives Matter Movement 101%

LeBron James of The Los Angeles Lakers Has Said That He Supports the Black Lives Matter Movement 101%

CLEVELAND – The top basketball player in the NBA was back in his hometown, visiting a cousin, Toby "Mr. Meat" Stuyvesant, who just opened up a barbecue restaurant named the Sweet Sultry Smoke Shack. LeBron smiled, as he said that the eatery's slog...

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