(Story from Pravda Sports, translated to English) Russia is a legally fair country - if you are rich American Capitalist Pig visiting Russia, and so much as spit on the sidewalk - jail for you. If you are a poor American and love Lenin, we love…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is excited that the Spurs have signed the 19-year-old high-flying, slam-dunking Norwegian sensation, Ingrid Cervinger. The young lady who can literally fly like Superwom…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NBA Regulatory and Policy Making Committee has just decided that since NBA players are getting taller and taller, they have decided to make a change regarding the height of the baskets. The NBA R&PMC, has…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The World Champion Golden State Warriors organization and their millions of fans are simply ecstatic at the news that has just been put out by the team's majority owner Joseph Stevens Lacob. Lacob said that after…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - One of Coach Gregg Popvich's basketball scouts came across an astoundingly amazing female basketball player in Oslo, Norway. The young lady, who is only 19, can dunk a ball with the ease of any NBA player in…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Los Angeles Lakers, Jeanie Buss, has just informed the sports media agencies that every single ticket for the benefit game on Labor Day, between the L.A. Lakers and the Tijuana Toros, the champions of…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The sports world is all ablaze after seeing little 6-year-old Timmy Tilltucker, who lives in Hackensack, New Jersey, and his amazing free throw shooting ability. Little Timmy attended the recent NBA game between t…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti, has just remarked that the champions of the Mexican Basketball Association, the Tijuana Toros are going to be Washington, D.C. bound. The new White House Press…
MEXICO CITY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (Mexico) has just stated that the new champions of the Mexican Basketball Association (MBA) are the Tijuana Toros. The Toros are coached by former NBA legend Woody "The Telephone Pole" Washing…
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Oklahoma Thunder fans are as happy as termites in a pencil factory. A spokesperson for the team, Amos McRoof, said that the Thunder is thrilled to have just signed the 7-foot-9-inch tall, LeBrondo Yudinda, a n…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In a move that sports writers and fans throughout the country are hailing as a ‘hallelujah moment,’ WNBA executives have decided to allow every team to change over from regulation basketball shorts to Daisy Duke shor…
MILWAUKEE – (Sports Satire) – Well it took them 50 years, but the Bucks are once again the basketball champions of the world. And the people at the Wheaties Cereal Company are working 24/7 putting out those cereal boxes with the likeness of the Fi…
TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The world’s number one toy manufacture, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just confirmed that the NBA’s top-selling bobble-head doll is Becky Hammon's, who is an assistant coach for Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs.
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The commissioner of the National Basketball Association has just informed the sports media that the NBA will use pink basketballs to honor Gay Pride Month. Commissioner Adam Silver, said that NBA’s board of direct…
HARLEM, New York – (Sports Satire) – America’s premier exhibition basketball team has been around since 1926 (95 years), and they have decided that it's time to move. The world-famous Harlem Globetrotters have voted to leave Harlem for the much m…
New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…
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