NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Baseball fans all over America are in amazement at the newly-signed first baseman with the New York Yankees. Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the player, who hails from Osaka, Japan, is without a doubt the sho…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza is reporting that the L.A. Dodgers have just acquired the rights to one of the tallest pitchers to ever play in college. Reporter Pia Confetti, noted that the player, Agapito Acapulco, who was born i…
ST. LOUIS - (Sports Satire) - The New York Mets organization has filed a written complaint stating three different Cardinal pitchers are purposely throwing sunflower seed-laden balls at opposing batters. Sports Territory Magazine writer Tango Bris…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The New York Yankees are the only team in Major League Baseball that wear the very distinctive pinstriped uniforms. The uniforms were first introduced in 1912, when the wife of one of their most popular New York Y…
OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - The Major League Baseball team with the very ususual name, the A's, is struggling to attract fans to their games. The businessman who owns the Athletics, John J. Fisher has been trying to get the city of Oak…
Baseball Commissioner Rob – The Clown – Manfred has announced the results of a year long attempt to make baseball more inclusive (boring). To mimic other woke organizations and companies, baseball has decided to strip teams of their historic identiti…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob “The Robster” Manfred has just informed the world-wide sports media of an astounding decision; never before done in the annals of sports. Manfred has stated that he has decid…
While on his visit to The Vatican, President Biden, only the second Catholic president in the history of the United States, said he was excited to see what he could get for his Andrew McCutchen rookie card. “Cutch is a five-time all star. He has…
OSAKA, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The two worst teams in Major League Baseball this season were the Baltimore Orioles and the Arizona Diamondbacks. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti commented that both teams finished the season wi…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) –The commissioner of Major League Baseball Rob Manfred spoke with Margarita Mixx with the Wild Whispers News Agency and he made her aware of the latest development in the Land of The Popcorn-Flavored Baseball Bats.
PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – The Balls News Agency has just confirmed that the Pittsburgh Pirates have just made history by signing the very first female to play in the Major Leagues. Catalina Vascovino, has just been signed to a three-year, $12…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Needless to say there is no love-lost between Los Angeles Dodgers fans and Houston Astros Fans. The sports animosity goes back to 2017, when the Astros beat the Dodgers to capture the World Series Championship. A…
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine has confirmed the fact that many fans of the Cleveland Indians do not like the team’s new name. Hercules Confetti with SCM said he spoke to Elroy Guzzintillo, 93, who has been an Indians fan f…
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Red Sox organization has informed the public that the lawsuit which was filed by a fan who ran onto the field during the 7th inning stretch of a Red Sox-White Sox game back in 2019, has been settled out of court. Eig…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Sports Balls Illustrated reporter Dottie Bazooka recently spoke with Houston Astros 2nd baseman, Jose Altuve, at a local Jack-In-The-Batter’s-Box Lounge, across from Minute Maid Park. She asked him how it feels to be on t…
PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – A contingent of politicians, businessmen, and two matadors traveled from Cancun, Mexico to Pittsburgh to meet with Pirates owner Robert Nutting. The group of influential men had heard from watching ESPN-7, that he ma…
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