BILLINGSGATE POST: For some, it was the best of times. But for one writer, it was the wurst of times. The fickle wiener of fate had passed her by like a runaway Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Unable to reconcile a mother’s admonition that “If you don’t h…
With Joe Biden appealing to the masses, rising in the polls, leaving President Trump behind in exhaust fumes, Trump is in a panic and has accused Biden and Obama of treason! Treason? What must the neighbors think? Down, down, down in the polls…
When we look back to the time before 2016, we find ourselves living in a world of events, which would have been inconceivable before the inauguration of Trump. Obama, whatever his faults, was a rational man who pursued intelligent policies. He was p...
President Donald Trump said, Monday, he's been taking the drug hydroxychloroquine daily for a week and a half. "I take it because I hear very good things about it," Trump said at the White House press conference. He continued, “Sean Hannity told me...
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A close friend of an employee of Trump’s Dixie White House, said that the president has become totally obsessed with blaming everything he can on former president, Barack Obama. Trump’s latest deflecting strategy reportedly k...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Pope Leo III crowned Charlemagne as Imperator Augustus on December 25, 800, has a man been so deified by the masses. Barack the Great is in step to follow Charles the Great, who ruled the Holy Roman Empire until he died...
AUSTIN, TEXAS - The Illuminati are giving up on "Political Intrigue", because they are sick and tired of the "f*cking incompetence" which is rampant among ALL politicians. Keeping their focus on control of the Financial Markets, the Banks, and Invest...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden is famous for having a mouth that writes checks his ass can’t cash. After introducing President Obama at the signing ceremony for healthcare reform, he turned and embraced his boss while whispering into Obama’s ear: “T...
CHICAGO – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of the biggest anti-Trump advocates, George “The Man“ Conway, of the Dump Trump 2020 group, says that there just seems to be no end to the chicken droppings that spew out of “The Orange Fuhrer’s”...
As the saying goes, “You can't make this stuff up”--as we move to the latest news, according to insider sources. Notice the DNC has just jived the rules again by eliminating Tulsi Gabbard from the next debate as somehow deficient in delegates.
With results from the Iowa primary still unclear, the DNC has been reported in sufficient alarm over Bernie's surge that something must be done. A rule change to allow Mr. Bloomfield to enter the debates is one thing. There is however some cont...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Odysseus snuck into Troy in a wooden horse has such an audacious plot been attempted. In a replay of this mythological ploy of skullduggery, Marian Lois Robinson, mother of Michelle Obama, was identified by President Tr...
Warning Democratic presidential candidates that they are turning off voters with their overly-liberal agendas, former United States president, Barack Obama, urged Democrats to move in the direction of moderation by adding a secret "kill list" to the...
Celebrities are such douche bags. There isn't a fad, folly, or exercise in futility whose bandwagon doesn't come rolling down Rodeo Drive but that celebrities don't go running after it in the agitated pursuit of significance. Or money. Or notoriety.
BILLINGSGATE POST: Apparently, no one wants to service a wimp. United 72 Virgins For Martyrs Union, issued the following statement upon hearing that ISIS leader al-Baghdadi died like a dog this weekend: Bylaw No 46.1: We don’t do whimpering mar...
Mar-A-Lago, FL Just as the news cycle was booming on President Trump's phone calls threatening the president of the Ukraine, and trying to get dirt on Democratic front-runner VP Joe Biden, Trump announced he would be taking the month of October off.
In a further attempt to destroy the country, sicken the population, weaken the greatest democracy in the world, and to make Vladimir Putin lip-smacking happy, Donald Trump has decided to roll back the Clean Water Protection Bill introduced by Preside...
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