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Funny story: Rip Torn Botches Bank Robbery

Rip Torn Botches Bank Robbery

Famous for numerous movie roles, most recently acting as "Zed" in the Men in Black series, aging actor and now alleged bank robber, Rip Torn, was held in Connecticut jail following a failed attempt at making an early withdrawal without an account.

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Funny story: Bank Heist foiled

Bank Heist foiled

In Shropshire yesterday, a bank heist was foiled by a quick thinking member of the public. Lifoc Rhime entered the Shrewsbury branch of Lloyds TSB on Pride Hill brandishing a revolver demanding that the cashiers fill a holdall with the contents of...

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Funny story: Irish Bank Heist Unravels/7 Arrested But 2 Masterminds and $2M On the Loose!

Irish Bank Heist Unravels/7 Arrested But 2 Masterminds and $2M On the Loose!

Dublin, Ireland/ Banking News - A daring daylight robbery at the College Green Branch Bank of Ireland in Dublin, left the An Garda Siochana (the coppers) shaking their heads in appreciation of the craft and guile employed in the looting of the...

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Funny story: Drunken Bank Robber Flees With Pints

Drunken Bank Robber Flees With Pints

A man wearing a tie-dyed ski mask with the words "Martin Willoughby" printed on the back entered the wrong bank yesterday, apparently confused after several hours of doing shots with some buds. All went well as he quietly entered the bank, his ski...

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Funny story: Sperm Bank Robbery Spoiled

Sperm Bank Robbery Spoiled

A Morganfield man was arrested Monday in conjunction with a sperm bank robbery in London, Kentucky early this morning. By eyewitness accounts, Danny "Boy" O'Flener pulled a daring daylight holdup of the Family Jewels Sperm Bank located on downto...

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Funny story: Thief feels sorry for building society and gets money back

Thief feels sorry for building society and gets money back

In what some may think was a strange turn of events, a thief who used to rob branches of the Bradford and Bingley Building Society prior to the credit crunch turned the act of robbery on its head today. Well known, disrespected, unemployed yet ref...

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