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Funny story: Banana Boy Admits He's The Illegitimate Grandson of Carmen Miranda aka The Tutti Fruitti Hat Lady

Banana Boy Admits He's The Illegitimate Grandson of Carmen Miranda aka The Tutti Fruitti Hat Lady

PLANTATION, Florida - The infamous Banana Boy, who's real name is Paquito De Los Platanatitos, confided to Larry King that he is the long lost illegitimate grandson of the Queen of the Cha Cha Cha, the fruit salad hatted Carmen Miranda. Miss Miran...

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Funny story: Pedestrians panic as man slips on banana skin.

Pedestrians panic as man slips on banana skin.

Britain's pedestrians were said to be 'afraid to leave their homes' today as reports emerged of a Lancashire man slipping on a discarded banana skin and falling comically to the ground. Alan Simpkin was enjoying a breezy autumnal stroll with his d...

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Funny story: Banana Shaped Penises linked to Brain Power

Banana Shaped Penises linked to Brain Power

THE shape of a man's penis can reveal how sexually and mentally alert he will be in later life, according to new research by the University of Glasgow. Sexologists found that men with more banana shaped penises were less likely to experience a slo...

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Funny story: New Study: Squirrels Evolved from Bananas

New Study: Squirrels Evolved from Bananas

Now the subject of much controversy, an unnamed scientific organization in Bern, Switzerland now claims that the common squirrel, in fact, evolved from bananas. The president of the organization, Murman Dinkles, says he wasn't surprised. "I me...

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Funny story: Bank Heist foiled

Bank Heist foiled

In Shropshire yesterday, a bank heist was foiled by a quick thinking member of the public. Lifoc Rhime entered the Shrewsbury branch of Lloyds TSB on Pride Hill brandishing a revolver demanding that the cashiers fill a holdall with the contents of...

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Funny story: Cherie Blair to learn to smile - with the aid of a banana

Cherie Blair to learn to smile - with the aid of a banana

The wife of the former Prime Minister, Cherie Blair, has checked into a clinic in London for treatment for her inability to smile. Mrs Blair, whose husband wrongly invaded lots of countries, suffers from the medical condition Smilitis Cannotis, where...

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Funny story: Chavez Sends Obama Boatload of Venezuelan Bananas:Thanks US for Joining Other Banana Republics!

Chavez Sends Obama Boatload of Venezuelan Bananas:Thanks US for Joining Other Banana Republics!

Port of Los Angeles/ Shipping News - In a gesture of solidarity, recently acclaimed President for Life, Venezuela's Hugo Chavez cemented his relationship with new US President Barack Hussein Obama, by delivering a boatload of fresh bananas for the Pr...

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Funny story: EU to allow wonky veg

EU to allow wonky veg

To give Neil Kinnock his due, he has worked tirelessly on behalf of British farmers for the past twenty years to overturn the EU directive that disallows the sale of knobbly carrots and bent cucumbers. Since the introduction of EU Directive 1677/8...

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Funny story: Banana Eating Contest

Banana Eating Contest

BALTIMORE - The Yearly Port of Lord Baltimore & Sister City Kawasaki, Japan Birds-of-a-Feather Flock Together Festival was a huge success. Thousands attended this year's fun-filled event including unemployed Rhode Island tennis coach, Cashmon...

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Funny story: Costa Rica Suspected of Having Bananas of Mass Destruction

Costa Rica Suspected of Having Bananas of Mass Destruction

The US announced today it will be invading Costa Rica based on evidence that the central American country is in possession of bananas of mass destruction.

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Funny story: A foreigners guide to the U.S. Election process - Part 1 Nomination

A foreigners guide to the U.S. Election process - Part 1 Nomination

The United States of America was formed in 1776 after the British gave up arguing and went home. Since then the citizens of the United States have created an electoral process that is the envy of dictatorships and banana republics all over the world.

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Funny story: Punch up on the set of bananas in pajamas the sex-ed movie

Punch up on the set of bananas in pajamas the sex-ed movie

It has finally come to pass. The classic children's show has finally been made into a full length block buster movie featuring such heroic gay actors as John Barrowman and Mr Hal Gibson.

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Funny story: Bananas - Fruit or Foe?

Bananas - Fruit or Foe?

Have you ever picked up a banana and considered the possibility that it might be evil? not unless you are below ten!...

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Funny story: Genetically Modified Banana Escapes from Secret Government Facility

Genetically Modified Banana Escapes from Secret Government Facility

Oak Ridge, Tennessee - The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has issued an All Points Bulletin (APB) for a genetically modified banana that went missing over the weekend.

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Funny story: Canadian art expected to frighten US

Canadian art expected to frighten US

(Dallas, Texas) César Sáez and other Canadian artists plan to launch a 300m-long inflateable banana into space.

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Funny story: Are there bananas in Dorset?

Are there bananas in Dorset?

A new species of banana has been discovered by biologists in Dorset. The bananas have been previously ignored by people as they thought that they could not possibly grow in such northern climates.

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Funny story: Bush Discovered To Have Extra Banana Genes

Bush Discovered To Have Extra Banana Genes

American President George W. (Wanker) Bush has been revealed to have 75% more banana genes than a normal human.

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