The Baltimore MD City Council is considering a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags and condoms. Suitable substitutes, such as paper bags, reusable bags or existing bags have been proposed. The Baltimore Bag Ladies Association and...
Linda Crabb was carpooling home from work in downtown Baltimore Maryland with four coworkers when everything came to a screeching halt on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.
The Texas Rangers, one of the teams to have never played in a World Series, became the first ones in over 110 years to score over 30 runs in a game. The Rangers, playing on the road against Baltimore, routed the Orioles by the score of 30 to 3.
According to himself, writer Kevin Heitz of Baltimore is annoyed and suffering from an acute headache today because of the increased security measures at airports and train stations around the country. “This extra security stuff kinda sucks,” Heitz said this morning while clipping nose hairs. “I think that’s why I have this headache,” I added.
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