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Funny story: Megan Fox Topless In Woods - Badger Panics

Megan Fox Topless In Woods - Badger Panics

The sight of one of the sexiest women in the world wandering topless in the woods today sent a badger into a frenzied panic. It happened as Fox was filming scenes for her upcoming horror movie, The Vampire Josey Wales. Fox, whose breasts have been...

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Funny story: Alaskan Pensioner sues Alistair Darling for copyright theft

Alaskan Pensioner sues Alistair Darling for copyright theft

London-PM - An Alaskan pensioner is suing the Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling for copyright theft, it has been revealed. The pensioner,believed to be in his 80's filed the lawsuit last Thursday and is being represented by prestigious...

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Funny story: Man U Rooney Kissed a Badger!

Man U Rooney Kissed a Badger!

Tempers ran hot and heavy as Man U Wayne Rooney once an Everton fave found himself imbroglio with Mikel Arteta. Sir Alex Ferguson pulled near looney Rooney from the playing field but could not prevent the subsequent badger kissing incident that has s...

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Funny story: ITV Badger Cuts

ITV Badger Cuts

Following the heart-breaking news that the BBC has had to make some recent budget cuts, ITV has revealed that it no longer employs Badgers in its staff. Mr Ian TV told us: 'We used to employ Badgers here. When they weren't working for us, they wer...

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Funny story: Albuquerque Overrun With Animal Infestation

Albuquerque Overrun With Animal Infestation

Small, furry, rodent like animals are everywhere in this Central New Mexico city. Animal Control Officers and Police and Sheriff's Departments are overworked in attempting to round up and destroy this infestation of the mountain pickleweasel. Sai...

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Funny story: Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Animal rights activists representing the Badger have hired a public relations team to help improve the image of their beloved animal. The group, known as the Friends of Badgers (FOBs for short), wants to see the animal become more respected and have...

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Funny story: American Puts Gas In Badger

American Puts Gas In Badger

At a BP service station in England today, an American tourist filled up a badger with 5-star super unleaded. Speaking from his car, Andrew Thomson said: 'Yep, I keep forgettin' that these crazy limeys use different words for things, it's damn' con...

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Funny story: Badger Cull Would Be A Mistake, Say Badger Lovers

Badger Cull Would Be A Mistake, Say Badger Lovers

A widespread cull of badgers to attempt to combat the spread of bovine Tuberculosis in Wales would be a mistake, say animal lovers, and could lead to the end of civilsation as we know it.

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Funny story: Badger-Skin Bra Business Goes Bust

Badger-Skin Bra Business Goes Bust

A company specializing in 'natural brassiere manufacturing' has gone out of business after protests by a vigilante animal rights group.

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Funny story: Men Equals Dogs, Women Equals Badgers...

Men Equals Dogs, Women Equals Badgers...

It has come to my mind, that men do show some similarities between themselves and dogs. However, women have similarities between themselves and badgers. Here is what I have noticed:...

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Funny story: Badger Seeks Selective Science Advisor Culls

Badger Seeks Selective Science Advisor Culls

Following the Department of Environment's call for a mass culling of Badgers after a damning report claimed badgers are solely responsible for TB in cattle a spokesbadger for the normally shy nocturnal mammals has slammed UK Government officials:...

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Funny story: Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

A man arrested for organising cruel fights between animals, has today been sentenced to five years in prison at Birmingham Crown Court.

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