At a rally in Dallas Texas, Donald Trump asked his security for a Taser and then unapologetically used it on a 4 month old boy who had been crying. Defending his actions Trump said, "Well, the baby wouldn't stop crying, and then the mother was at...
Observed by a reporter who understands baby talk, babies at a Day Care Center had a lot to say about what annoyed them about how adults speak. Here are a few direct quotes (as recorded by the reporter) from a number of different babies in the pack: -- "I hate it when my mom and dad use that silly baby talk with me. Y'know, 'Goo goo, ga ga, coochie, coochie, coo.' Ridiculous! Why don't they gro...
Genetically engineered organs have been developed which will allow fathers to give birth to babies three at a time in a Commercial Tyre Bay, Garage or any car Pit Stop. The organs will be available online and will plug into a USB socket transplan...
Philadelphia, PA - Although the site of the Democratic National Convention has not yet been determined, one bit of information has leaked out. The keynote speaker will be Chelsea Clinton's soon-to-be born child. It is uncertain at this point if th...
Social media is a constant battlefield for some couples. David and Amy Douglas felt bitter last year after receiving only 96 Facebook 'likes' for their wedding announcement, whilst most of their friends received 'likes' in the hundreds. "Do peopl...
A website created by Facebook for parents to create accounts for their new-born babies is to be launched this Summer, to a chorus of "thank fuck" from regular Facebook users. Insufferable parents will be able to create and control their child's p...
NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...
A lady who has been taking her baby out for a walk most mornings at a park in Florida has been busted for selling Marijuana. "We got an anonymous tip from a neighbor we believe or could even be from an acquaintance", stated a law officer. "Seems t...
HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis told reporters that now that she is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby there isn't any woman in the good old USA who is more happier than her. She said that after a year of her boyfriend Ashton having to fight his bitter br...
Lloyd Bratcher and the local group of Church Police have had the Kansas Attorney General to enforce the law voted in by the state officials that a couple cannot hold hands, especially in public, before marriage. Miss Nancy Ingraham, 72 and a spin...
NEW YORK CITY - Writer and director Woody Allen has told The Right Coast Revue that he is starting to feel like a combination of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Senator John Edwards who both fathered children with other women while they were married. Th...
Los Angeles - Looking absolutely gorgeous in a stunning $100,000 blue Valentino gown and priceless diamond teardrop earrings a heavily pregnant Cote de Pablo arrived at the Oscars on Sunday on the arm of long term boyfriend Diego Serrano. "Is tha...
HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston recently told Barbara Walters on The View that she feels as if she and her fiancé Justin Theroux have been engaged for ten years. The former Friends star said that she has gotten to the point where she no longer cares...
NEW YORK CITY - Woody Allen, who is 78-years-old, told Larry King during an appearance on The Viagra View that he is beginning to feel like a damn punching bag. Allen, who has been married to his step-daughter Soon-Yi-Previn for 16 years, has been...
HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian is highly upset at the stupid remarks made by Joan Rivers about her baby North West. Rivers, who is known as the Queen of Mean, among other things, said on an L.A. radio show that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby Nor...
HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and his baby mama Kim Kardashian cannot believe how hateful, insensitive, and downright mean Joan Rivers can be. Joan recently stated that Kanye and Kim's new baby North West is ugly and really needs to be waxed. Well dad...
NEW YORK CITY - British music mogul Simon Cowell was all smiles as his girlfriend Lauren Silverman gave birth to Cowell's first child on Valentine's Day. Cowell, 54, said that his baby mama and their new addition were both doing great. He did poin...
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