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Funny story: "Stop the Silly Yakking" Babies Advise Grownups

"Stop the Silly Yakking" Babies Advise Grownups

Observed by a reporter who understands baby talk, babies at a Day Care Center had a lot to say about what annoyed them about how adults speak. Here are a few direct quotes (as recorded by the reporter) from a number of different babies in the pack: -- "I hate it when my mom and dad use that silly baby talk with me. Y'know, 'Goo goo, ga ga, coochie, coochie, coo.' Ridiculous! Why don't they gro...

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Funny story: New York Babies Start Yakking at Birth

New York Babies Start Yakking at Birth

A seven-week old baby who said HELLO has become a worldwide sensation, but New Yorkers are unimpressed. That's because it's always been rumored that New York babies, when no one is around, start yakking shortly after leaving the womb. An intrepid reporter from TheSpoof.com decided to test the truth of the rumor by setting up a hidden video cam in a nursery for newborns at a NY hospital. It turn...

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Funny story: Baby Naming Business

Baby Naming Business

A baby naming business born in Boulder, Colorado, in January is doing remarkably well. What started as an expectant father searching for the perfect name, owner Michael Scholes says he is now creating hundreds of names a month for other people. "...

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Funny story: New Study Shows Blood of Newborn Babies Is Harmful to Health and the Environment

New Study Shows Blood of Newborn Babies Is Harmful to Health and the Environment

Breaking research from the public interest group Consumers Committee for Responsible Consumption (CCRC) shows that the blood of newborn babies, long-touted for its high iron content and other supposed health benefits, is actually detrimental not only...

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Funny story: Pediatricians Urge Parents to Read Aloud to Kids, Starting at Birth

Pediatricians Urge Parents to Read Aloud to Kids, Starting at Birth

"Yippee!" said one bookseller when she heard the news. She continued,"This is our big chance to dump our inventory of kids' books." Giving a thumbs-up sign to an assistant, she said, "Get all the junk onto the selling floor and prepare to sell, sel...

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Funny story: Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...

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Funny story: One Direction impotent due to skinny jeans

One Direction impotent due to skinny jeans

Fans of the legendary rock group One Direction will be saddened to find out today that due to their constant wearing of skinny jeans, One Direction have as a collective unit become impotent. The jet setting 5some, who shot to fame when X Factor shot...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Says Middle East Peace Talks Are Just An Excuse To Get Drunk and Trade Camel Jokes

Ann Coulter Says Middle East Peace Talks Are Just An Excuse To Get Drunk and Trade Camel Jokes

NEW YORK CITY - The Middle East Peace Talks have been going on for thousands of years and so far not a damn thing has been accomplished. GOP maven Ann Coulter hit the nail on the head with that remark. She went on to add that the talks are just an...

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Funny story: 800 Convicted Babies and Toddlers Released from Prisons After D.N.A. Tests

800 Convicted Babies and Toddlers Released from Prisons After D.N.A. Tests

An estimated 800 convicted babies, some of them up to 19 months old have been granted pardons after DNA tests proved some of them were not even born at the time the alleged crimes were comitted. Investigations by the Internal Affairs Department i...

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Funny story: Google Presents the Google "Googlie"

Google Presents the Google "Googlie"

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA - Google CEO, Larry Page, announced today that their newest spin-off product, the Google "Googlie", will be in U.S. stores as soon as May. Page reported that Babies "R" Us and Just 4 Kidz will feature the new product i...

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Funny story: Sperm Bank and Clinic Say Worker Fired Over Subbing His Own Sperm

Sperm Bank and Clinic Say Worker Fired Over Subbing His Own Sperm

A Sperm Bank and Clinic in Salt Lake City have fired worker, John Smith, for dumping donated sperm and replacing it with his own at a fertility clinic . A spokesman for the clinic, which may have a large lawsuit on it's hands, told reporters Tuesd...

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Funny story: Colorado Reports That The Most Popular Female Baby Name Is Now Mary Jane

Colorado Reports That The Most Popular Female Baby Name Is Now Mary Jane

DENVER - The Colorado Bureau of Births has just issued a press release stating that the Rocky Mountain State has a new leader in regards to the most popular new-born baby girls' name. Since January 1, 2014, when the new marijuana law went into eff...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Makes A Shocking Statement

Kate Gosselin Makes A Shocking Statement

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the former star of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and then Kate Plus 8 appeared on The View and literally shocked Barbara Walters and the other hosts with an off-the-cuff comment. Kate, who is divorced from ex-husband J...

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Funny story: Nadya Suleman, Alias Octomom mother of 14, Now Says She Wants To Have Another Baby

Nadya Suleman, Alias Octomom mother of 14, Now Says She Wants To Have Another Baby

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, who made national headlines when she gave birth to octuplets recently stated that she wants to have another baby to add to her family of 14. Suleman who has never been married is alleg...

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Funny story: World awaits arrival of Royal baby

World awaits arrival of Royal baby

Fred Royal is confident that the new baby will arrive before the full moon descends upon the world. Hilda Royal was in labour because she thinks they are better then conservatives and Cameron is a ponce, not a pope. The Royals hope their baby will...

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Funny story: California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus...

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Funny story: "You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...

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