London - (Fascist Mess): BNP leader Nick Griffin is to ride with the Queen in the 1902 State Landau on Thursday. The seat of honor on Royal Ascot's Ladies Day carriage parade is usually reserved for foreign dignitaries like President Mugabe and Po...
Strange days at Skoob News. A chap turned up on the doorstep today dressed in full Knights Templar regalia and told us that the next PM would be Nick Griffin, because he had been told by The Illumninati, an obscure organisation consisting of retired...
Branches of several foreign banks have been suffering a concerted attack of vandalism, excrement smeared on windows and pushed into the night deposit boxes after severe dyslexic anarchist, Mary Hinge, joined the Anti-British National Party Organisati...
After the release of the BNP's General Election manifesto for 2010, the Chairman of the BNP was interviewed by Jermyn Pacman on the BBC's flagship current affairs programme 'Newsnite'. A full transcript of the conversation follows. NN: "Good evening. How are you ?" BNP: "I'm feeling particularly indigenous today, thank you." NN: "Do you want an apple juice ?" BNP: "Oh, I'd love an ap...
Adolph Bachman, the BNP candidate for Dudley in the West Midlands has emerged with all guns blazing against a satirist for everything he possesses, including his toilet seat and his prized collection of pickled eggs. "That bastard has gone too far...
The Northern Irish National Party (NINP) have hit back at claims that they are just the same as the British National Party (BNP). "We are completely different," claimed Mick O'Griffin. "Granted we share some of the same ideals in our view point to...
Nick Griffin today announced the much awaited BNP election manifesto, and he wheeled out the big guns of his core support in retaliation for not being invited to the party leaders piss up in Bristol. Mr Griffin put the emphasis on the economy, say...
The British Nasty Party, also known as the BNP, have launched their manifesto and confused voters completely. The manifesto was lauded as a triumph of political architecture by it's author, Sick Griffin. Speaking from inside his shimmeringly white...
BNP leader Nick Griffin was embroiled in a row with Marmite earlier today following his behaviour at a party meeting. Griffin attended the meeting at Stoke-on-Trent wearing only a thin layer of Marmite. He urged party members to "try a lick and see i...
The televised debate between Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg may have grabbed all the news, but it wasn't the only election debate going on. Disgruntled with not being invited, Nick Griffin of the British National Party, Alex Salmond of...
Nick Griffin after being forced to allow non-white Brits to join the BNP has been overwhelmed by the amount of Singh's, and Mohammed's plus some black-Smiths wishing to support his cause. In fact this surprising turn of events has already given Ni...
In an improbable turn of events, I can exclusively reveal that the British Nasty Party plans to legalise 'all those recreational substances which are native to the British Isles'. Under these radical plans, some drugs currently listed as class A,...
As mourners lined the streets of Warsaw and other Polish cities today to mourn the loss Of President Kaczynski, his wife Maria and 95 other souls, they may have been more than a little surprised to learn of an ulikely UK figure being left broken-hear...
After the biggest oil discovery for four decades of the British coast near Bournemoth a new political party has sprung up the Bournemouth National Party. Leader of the new BNP, Economist, Edward Goodfellow wants an Independent Bournemouth with fu...
It is alleged that the BNP has been fingered by police as the organisers of a riot at a rummage sale in Brick Lane, London. So far all reports have been denied, but when pressured by the Daily Mirror one bloke said: "Here we are, within yards o...
BNP leader, Nick Griffin, was ousted by his party last night in an extraordinary general meeting of its leadership council. During the party's recent legal wranglings over its membership policy, their constitution, which requires would-be members...
A court ruling has forced Nick Griffin and his BNP to allow non-white people to join his party. There are many non-whites wishing to join Nick and his "Comrades" and the BNP is about to open it's doors to all British citizens wishing to stand up f...
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