Monopoly, the world's most popular bored game, has had several incarnations, mainly by using different cities or the Simpsons. Now, MasterBate games have announced that the game will be getting its first major revision since the addition of the Scott...
In an unprecedented show of unity 26 of the 27 European Member States agreed to ban the word austerity from their respective languages. As expected, Greece used its' veto against the proposal before releasing the following statement; "In the off...
MUNICH - Ben Bernanke announced at a press conference here today that he was sorry. No more money could be funneled through the central banks of Europe to keep the stock markets afloat. He blamed it on democracy, as exemplified in Greece. "Now...
BERLIN - According to Austrailian sources, maps are being redrawn showing vast areas of Europe in a dark drab shade of grey. An Austrailian print shop leaked copies of a redrawn map of Europe ordered by the German government. The maps show area...
"Look, Looook! Yu bludy Labour party, spent all our money on thier namby pamby bludy lesbian and gay community centres! Thats why, yu Tories, yu Tories mate, thats why yu Camerons are finding it ard to make ends meet! They cant sell the bludy fings! Stuck wiv em they are, poor bludy sods, who's goin to buy, a second hand, run darn bludy community centre? Go on! herherher, the Labour party! Thats w...
David Cameron has finally admitted that his plan to reduce the British debt figure hasn't worked. The debt figure is now ten percent higher than it was under labour, and has topped one trillion pounds for the first time in history. "I know it soun...
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, the economic crisis currently gripping Greece and Italy has spread North, far North to the home of Father Christmas. Massive wage cuts have caused unrest across the winter wonderland with industrial ac...
Brussels - EU runt states of Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece and Spain have demanded an immediate makeover of their tarnished porcine image. Threatened with default sanctions by their First Brussels Gravy Train Bank masters the PIIGS group said t...
It seems now that a recent mix-up by kitchen staff at Buckingham Palace did not lead to The Queen feeding her beloved corgis Linnet, Monty, Willow, and Holly, reheated food as is still being reported by several British mainstream newspapers. Acco...
Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, who was made Britain's first ever Minister of Austerity just a few days ago has now been sensationally sacked by Prime Minister David Cameron after he was was summoned to number 10 last night to explain to the Prim...
Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the name of the person who will become Britain's first ever Minister of Austerity. The position has been offered to and accepted by the Right Horrible Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, Conservative Member...
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