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Funny story: Princess Beatrice's Wedding Hat Up For Auction

Princess Beatrice's Wedding Hat Up For Auction

The bizarre hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been put online for auction. The highest bid currently stands at £18,500 and the auction runs until May 22nd. All proceeds will go to the charity...

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Funny story: Police impound auctions of WRONG property

Police impound auctions of WRONG property

In a story so bizarre that it belongs in the twilight zone, word has reached the media about an auction gone wrong. At the bi-annual assets auction, police auction off all unclaimed property, from their warehouse, in order to make room for new evi...

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Funny story: Woman Sells Image of Jesus on Toast Disguised as Bin Laden for Ten Million

Woman Sells Image of Jesus on Toast Disguised as Bin Laden for Ten Million

A Champaign, Illinois woman today sold, at auction, a piece of toast that held the image of Jesus Christ disguised as Osama Bin Laden for ten million dollars. The buyer, a man name Jack B. Sucker, who is a Congressional Aide to an unnamed Senato...

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Funny story: Coffins for Auction

Coffins for Auction

The auction of the coffin of the person who was said to have killed President Kennedy in 1963 is likelly to set a new trend in antiques. With bidding starting at £600 there are likely to be sereral ghouls eager to possess something supposedly link...

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Funny story: Tess Sends E-bay in to Meltdown

Tess Sends E-bay in to Meltdown

Internet auction site E-bay went in to meltdown on Friday night when Tess Daly co-host of BBC's Children in Need announced that the underwear she was wearing that night would be auctioned on their web site with the proceeds going to Children in Need...

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Funny story: Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

An original star wars figure has sold at auction for a record £50,000. It is believed to be one of the first figures ever made and has been in a private collection for over 20 years. The figure was a gold C3PO figure, and had been considered the...

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Funny story: Pink diamond bought for $29 million was purchased by an ex - Brit Tramp/Clochard!

Pink diamond bought for $29 million was purchased by an ex - Brit Tramp/Clochard!

The world's most expensive diamond that was auctioned for a record price at Sotheby's was purchased by an ex-Brit tramp who moved to Paris and became a clochard, then moved to Switzerland and became a billionaire! This is an amazing story of rags...

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Funny story: Walk a Mile in Bernie Madoff's Shoes

Walk a Mile in Bernie Madoff's Shoes

And they're nice ones too, barely or never worn, averaging about $350 a pair each. Among the personal possessions being auctioned off from the Madoff estate are more than 200 pairs of his casual and dress shoes. Provided you're a size nine and a ha...

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Funny story: £51.6 Million Vase Is A Fake Says Forger

£51.6 Million Vase Is A Fake Says Forger

A well known forger prompted chaos in the antiques world today when he claimed that the 18th century Chinese vase sold at auction for £51.6 million is a fake. The vendors looked on in amazement as the auction - held in north west London, Pinner or...

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Funny story: £53 million Chinese vase 'is a fake'

£53 million Chinese vase 'is a fake'

London - (Trash-in-the-Attic Mess): Auctioneers described today's news a tragedy as experts branded the rare 18th century artefuct a load of old crock. The vase had smashed auction records reaching £53,105,000 after being talked up as Qianlong dyn...

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Funny story: Rare Modigliani With Normal Face Nets $69 Million

Rare Modigliani With Normal Face Nets $69 Million

Though not quite impressionism and not quite realism, Modigliani was better known for his portraits of average people in average situations where heads and faces and features were cleverly but only slightly distorted. Last week however, a rare nude...

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Funny story: Manchester United Former Star Nobby Stiles Auctions World Cup And European Cup-Winning Underpants

Manchester United Former Star Nobby Stiles Auctions World Cup And European Cup-Winning Underpants

Nobby Stiles, the former Manchester United star who played in the 1966 England World Cup-winning side, and who also featured in the United team that won the 1968 European Cup Final, has sold the underpants he wore in both matches at auction. The s...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's underwear auctioned for charity

Justin Bieber's underwear auctioned for charity

Justin Bieber's underwear has been put up for auction for charity - with experts estimating it could bring in over $10 million dollars. "Celebrity underpants are holding their value extremely well" Said Peter Kex of Bloomer-bergs. "It seems that t...

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Funny story: Man Auctioned Child to Pay For Alcohol

Man Auctioned Child to Pay For Alcohol

In a shocking incident in the Kadapa district of India on Wednesday, a budding entrepreneur sold his daughter in an open auction to pay off his latest tab at the off-licence. Already heavily inebriated and seeking more of the sweet juice, the loca...

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Funny story: John Lennon's shopping list sold at auction

John Lennon's shopping list sold at auction

A shopping list written by John Lennon has been sold at auction for £1.6m. The A5 piece of paper was discovered in Lennon's pocket after he was gunned down in 1980. It has been reported that the list is still blood stained to this day, after Lenn...

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Funny story: Red Scarf Brigade celebrates winning the Subo site auction

Red Scarf Brigade celebrates winning the Subo site auction

Let the fun commence. It's partytime all over this wonderful world of ours as The Red Scarf Brigade celebrate winning the auction to buy their beloved site. Red knickers are being waved, ceremoniously, in the air in far corners of the world....in...

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Funny story: Fury at British "Virgin Auction" Reality TV Show

Fury at British "Virgin Auction" Reality TV Show

A new TV Reality Craze is set to madden the nation's telly addicts, writes Phil E Buster for The Daily Guttersnipe. First it was Big Brother, the blockbuster phenomenon that captivated TV audiences worldwide. Viewers were alternately thrilled, bor...

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