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Funny story: Larry King Live Dead

Larry King Live Dead

Larry King Live was found dead .. blindfolded, stabbed, bound and gagged stuffed in a dumpster outside a posh Atlanta adult bookstore late last night.

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Funny story: Lou Dobbs Beats the Living Crap out of Bill O'Reilly

Lou Dobbs Beats the Living Crap out of Bill O'Reilly

(CeLebNewZ) - In what can only be described as an ole' geezer's rumble, witnesses at CNN's Atlanta studios say that real life "crap" was indeed beaten out of Bill O'Reilly by Lou Dobbs after O'Reilly, on air called Dobbs...

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Funny story: Talking Heads: Not Just a Metaphor Anymore

Talking Heads: Not Just a Metaphor Anymore

Atlanta-Now that Kyra Phillips, CNN talking head (pun!), has broken the mold, reporters may be dispatched to toilets everywhere, there to give their off-the-cuff material for the edification of an American audience that (wait for it) "...

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Funny story: Cat Whisperer Confesses

Cat Whisperer Confesses

Atlanta, GA -- Chris B. Kream (not her legal name), the self-styled ‘Cat Whisperer' called a press conference today to offer apologies to her followers - "upwards of ten now" - and to make amends, she says, for her "bad cat" advice. She intends to of...

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Funny story: Defense Deals Blow in Coca-Cola Case

Defense Deals Blow in Coca-Cola Case

Atlanta, Georgia -- The three people (one woman, two men) accused of attempting to sell trade secrets of Coca-Cola to rival Pepsi are innocent. That is, if you believe their attorney, Thomas Tellatale. Holding a press conference in front of a huge...

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Funny story: 1737 Fans Die Of Boredom During 18-Inning Braves - Astros Game

1737 Fans Die Of Boredom During 18-Inning Braves - Astros Game

HOUSTON - The city of Houston ran out of ambulances and there was no room at the morgue after more than 1800 fans died of boredom during an 18-inning game between the Atlanta Braves and Houston Astro's. Unaware that an attempt was being made to...

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Funny story: Brian Nichols Given Overdue Book Fine

Brian Nichols Given Overdue Book Fine

ATLANTA (AP) The Fulton County Public Library has fined Brian Nichols ten cents for allegedly keeping a book past its due date. Mary Snowden, a worker in the library's circulation department said, "We don't understand why Brian didn't return the book...

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Funny story: TNT to Host WWF-style Presidential Cage Match

TNT to Host WWF-style Presidential Cage Match

Atlanta, GA - Ted Turner announced today that the all-important Presidential Cage Match will be broadcast exclusively on cable network TNT's immensely-popular "Friday Night Heat." Next week's broadcast will be live and feature a tag-team cage mat...

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Funny story: NBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta

NBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta

NBC STUDIOS-- In front of a packed conference room and live television cameras NBC Studios announced that they had no other choice but to broadcast the Olympic Games in Athens opposed to the Special Olympic Games in Atlanta this year.

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Funny story: Rapper, Lil' Jon, Sets Out to Obtain Copyright Laws For The Words Yeah, What, and O.K.

Rapper, Lil' Jon, Sets Out to Obtain Copyright Laws For The Words Yeah, What, and O.K.

ATLANTA, GA-- As the hip hop wars continue to go on, Lil' Jon from the infamous kings of staying crunk, Lil' Jon and Dem Eastside Boyz, made a daring move on Monday morning. Lil' Jon has filed the proper paperwork and soon hopes to obtai...

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Funny story: 35 Year Old Little Person Defrauds Couple, Poses as 12 Year Old Boy

35 Year Old Little Person Defrauds Couple, Poses as 12 Year Old Boy

DELUTH, GA--- A middle-aged couple reported to Atlanta police yesterday that they had been defrauded and robbed by a 35-year-old dwarf posing as their 12-year-old foster child, Arnold Jackson.

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Elected Mayor of Atlanta

Ryan Seacrest Elected Mayor of Atlanta

He hosts American Idol. He is the star of his own talk show. And now he is about to take on a new role: mayor of a major American city.

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Funny story: Study: Laughter Not Best Medicine for Collapsed Lung

Study: Laughter Not Best Medicine for Collapsed Lung

Atlanta, GA-Doctors at Longview Memorial today released the findings of their study in progress on whether or not the old adage "Laughter is the best medicine" holds up. Results proved shocking.

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Funny story: Georgia governor disappears in revolution mix-up

Georgia governor disappears in revolution mix-up

ATLANTA, US - Governor of Georgia Sonny Perdue mysteriously disappeared yesterday - after mistakenly believing he was about to become the victim of a bloodless "velvet revolution".

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