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Funny story: Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-Wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"

Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-Wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"

LONDON - Simon Cowell, who Queen Elizabeth II herself has remarked will soon become the richest man in The United Kingdom, has stated who he would like to see replace Cheryl Cole as judge on his highly rated reality show X-Factor. Cowell, the man...

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Funny story: Gazza Called To Cobham

Gazza Called To Cobham

In the wake of Chelsea's Ashley Cole going on a rampage around the clubs Cobham training ground it has been widely reported that manager, Carlo Ancelotti, has lost control of his mega bucks superstars, with Cole in particular, being singled out as 'o...

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Funny story: Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Breaking News from the Film & Entertainment world and it has just been confirmed that Guy Ritchie and Vinnie Jones are to team up and direct and produce the popular 80's crime series 'Miami Vice' as a blockbuster film. In the role made famous...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole In Gun Incident?

Ashley Cole In Gun Incident?

Chelsea left back Ashley Cole is under investigation after an alleged shooting incident that left a job placement student with an air gun injury. The player, who was voted the best left back in the world last year, is alleged to have discharged a...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole now less popular than the Ebola virus survey says

Ashley Cole now less popular than the Ebola virus survey says

A recent survey by pollsters YouGov has revealed that Ashley Cole is now less popular than the Ebola virus. This has come on the back of recent allegations made by the News of the World involving the troubled footballer's antics with an air-gun, that...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole in £5 million 'Russian Roulette' lawsuit accused of using intern as sniper practice

Ashley Cole in £5 million 'Russian Roulette' lawsuit accused of using intern as sniper practice

London - "Makes you wonder if the ex-mother in law was right about 'pistols under the pillow' in the former matrimonial bed!" the Cole family's cleaning woman told reporters at lunchtime. There's been no comment from Cheryl herself about her ex'...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Shoots - It's in the Back of the Neck!

Ashley Cole Shoots - It's in the Back of the Neck!

As a defender, Ashley Cole doesn't get many shooting opportunities. So when one comes along he tries to make it count. At a training session last weekend, it has been reported that the Chelsea player accidentally shot and injured a student with a...

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Funny story: The Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Fairytale Romance Appears To Have Hit A Sour Note

The Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Fairytale Romance Appears To Have Hit A Sour Note

HOLLYWOOD - The word coming out of Tinsel Town is that the much ballyhooed relationship between England's X-Factor sweetheart Cheryl Cole and America's Dancing With The Stars fan fave Derek Hough may have hit a sour note or four. Bedroom Pillow Ta...

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Funny story: Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley Cole is said to be fuming...

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Funny story: Iran Hangs Soccer WAG; Event Sends Tremors Through London Night Clubs!

Iran Hangs Soccer WAG; Event Sends Tremors Through London Night Clubs!

The announcement today from Iran that they had publicly hung a soccer wag, the mistress of a former soccer star, has sent a tremor of terror and trepidation though the sports world, especially in the UK where the practice of being a 'temp' has beco...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

A government funded study said to have cost $millions has discovered that a Cricket has the world's largest pair of testicles in comparison to it's body mass, a discovery said to have come as a shock to Tabloid Readers. The Bush Cricket (no pun in...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole rivals announced

Ashley Cole rivals announced

Ashley Cole has released a hasty press release after watching the live coverage of the X Factor. Cole, 29 of a homeless shelter near Chelsea's Surrey training ground has been following his estranged wifes progress on the hit Simon Cowell-founded s...

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Funny story: Is Cheryl Cole poking fun at Ashley with her new album?

Is Cheryl Cole poking fun at Ashley with her new album?

Pop diva Cheryl Cole has been forced to deny rumours that her latest album contains various sexual connotations all poking fun at her previous love Ashley. Cole's new album is to be titled 'Messy Little Raindrops' which some believe is a dig at As...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Denies Sending Cheryl X-Factor Death Threats

Ashley Cole Denies Sending Cheryl X-Factor Death Threats

Insiders informed us this morning that Ashley Cole has vehemently denied sending his ex-wife Cheryl death threats on the interweb dot net over her decision to overlook Gamu Nhengu on the X-Factor in favour of frail and vulnerable Cher Lloyd, and blue...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole To Take On Ashley At His Own Game

Cheryl Cole To Take On Ashley At His Own Game

National treasure Cheryl Cole is set to add a new string to her bow: professional footballer. The singer, fashion icon, hair product advertiser and X Factor judge has been singled out by top talent scout Reg Lasagne who reckons she could cut it in...

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Funny story: Who Does Ashley Cole Think He Is?

Who Does Ashley Cole Think He Is?

It's the question on many people's lips - who does Ashley Cole think he is? Major bloopers in the left back's recent 'career' include cheating on former wife, Cheryl, texting photos of his meat and two veg and underpants to various women, laughing...

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Funny story: 'Ashley Cole is a Wanker' Facebook site breaks records

'Ashley Cole is a Wanker' Facebook site breaks records

'Ashley Cole is a Wanker'. Many have suspected this for some while, but it now seems to be official. A Facebook site, entitled 'Ashley Cole is a Wanker' has now received a record number of 'I like this' comments and is racing up the charts. A F...

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