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Funny story: Shane Warne to make Ashes comeback

Shane Warne to make Ashes comeback

Top Australian spin bowler Shane Warne is to make a come back for one test series. After the shocking defeat by South Africa in Perth it was clear that the current crop of Aussie spin bowlers were not up to required standards. The number one team...

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Funny story: England and Australia prepare

England and Australia prepare

In preparation for the "Ashes" next year, which will decide whether England or Australia are second-best to the Indians, Ricky Ponting's bowlers have come up with a new strategy. They are practising carrying players off the field in case they cannot...

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Funny story: The Potus is a Cross Dresser

The Potus is a Cross Dresser

Please ignore the following noise: The Emperor's clothes don't match. The sheeple of Amerika have seen the resurrection of the dead. The Whig Potty died and the White Elephant Potty arose from its ashes. The spirit so moved the politicos of the White Elephant Potty ... they loudly and fervently praised the value and worth of free banking. And as soon as Abe - the honest - became Emper...

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Funny story: Actors Ashes Now Lost

Actors Ashes Now Lost

report filed by Spoof reporter William Robinson.

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Funny story: James Scotty Doohan to Have Ashes Blasted into Space

James Scotty Doohan to Have Ashes Blasted into Space

Late Star Trek actor James Doohan, famous for playing chief engineer Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, will have his ashes blasted into outer space from a launch site in Southern New Mexico. Doohan, who died last year, wanted to at least go to ou...

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Funny story: Keith Richards: My Relationship With My Father Was Smokin'

Keith Richards: My Relationship With My Father Was Smokin'

Keith Richards said today in an interview that his relationship with his father has been "smokin'" for the past few years. Considering that his father passed away and was cremated in 2004, authorities decided to find out exactly what w...

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Funny story: Deadly Louzer Virus Strikes England Cricketer

Deadly Louzer Virus Strikes England Cricketer

MELBOURNE - Previously indestructible England cricketer Peter Von Peterson, the last surviving touring England cricketer to survive the deadly Australian virus Louzer-Form (Trescothick strain EBGB) has finally fallen victim to the deadly strain thus...

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Funny story: King of the Jungle...or is it the Bungle?

King of the Jungle...or is it the Bungle?

Perth, WA,Australia - England cricket supremo Duncan Fletcher has today angrily denied Fleet Street reports that the famous symbol of English cricket, a Lion, is to be replaced with a rampant Lemming...

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