A man died in a small Kent village last night, after being repeatedly beaten with a border spade during an argument. The man, in his late fifties, was said to have suffered severe head trauma in the attack, which was carried out by his neighbour.
Nepal are to re-measure Mount Everest after a dispute with China about its true height. After watching a geology show on BBC HD with Richard Hammond last night, our intrepid reporter Taribo West knows how mountains are formed. "Basically, its two...
A Sussex man was found guilty of looking at a young ladies bottom yesterday, in the middle of a high street. Ted Brabham, 47, was walking around Horsham with his wife Enid, doing a spot of shopping, when he was caught looking at the posterior of a...
A Sussex woman was brutally divorced yesterday for simply eating some of her husbands lunch. Witnesses said that the couple arrived at the Parched Partridge public house and restaurant in seemingly high spirits, and purchased drinks at the bar, be...
This week I been undercover. Wearing my trusty mac and suspicious hat, I have wandered in and out of many public places, attempting to witness spontaneous drama in the flesh. It took a while. Nothing occured in Blockbuster, McDonald's, KFC or Poundland. And the usual scuffling grounds of Hollywood Bowl, Pizza Hut and Hair on Broadway proved unsuccessful. I was almost giving up hope, when I...
A local man's angry exit was ruined this evening, by a common manual surface mounted door closer. The man was entertaining visiting friends at his local pub, when the incident occurred. Barry Butress was drinking in The White Lion, when the con...
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