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Funny story: Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Jerusalem: The case has just ended between Mustaffa Nada and his wife of fifteen years Ruth. It is the first case of its kind ever in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter. Plaintiff had brought a criminal case of bodily and emotional harm against...

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Funny story: Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Saying only "Our Oil Can't last forever," an oil cartel based in Dubai announced today it had bought up it's second iconic ski resort in the White Mountains of New Hampshire and announced plans to start drilling for oil and natural gas immediately.

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Funny story: Interview with the Mayor Of Jerusalem

Interview with the Mayor Of Jerusalem

Ken: Mr. Mayor, I understand you have quite a project going on here. Barkat: That's right. We are creating a bible-themed garden, which will be a tourist park, adjacent to the City of David. This is the most important area in the world, and in the valley right there below us is where King's Garden actually was. Ken: What about the 22 Arab homes that are sitting there now? Barkat: Th...

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Funny story: Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks

Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks

We all know it isn't black men. Even though they are the but of jokes, it turns out that it isn't Japanese men. It also isn't tribal pygmies. A survey of prostitutes in fifteen cities around the world reveals that it is Arabic men who have the w...

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Funny story: Man Executed in Saudi Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

Man Executed in Saudi Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

SAUDI ARABIA (Defecated News) - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free. Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to locals who compl...

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Funny story: Sabah VI Al-Awadih Al-Dashtih Al-Sabah to Be Kuwait's First "Mr. Mom"

Sabah VI Al-Awadih Al-Dashtih Al-Sabah to Be Kuwait's First "Mr. Mom"

AL KUWAYT - Gender boundaries have fallen in Kuwait, as the grandson of Kuwait's Emir and former Prime Minister will now assume the role of stay-at-home-dad while his wife Roseel Dashwadhi serves her term in Parliament. Emir Sheikh Sabah IV Al-Ahm...

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Funny story: Arabian tour-operators officially open the high-season for heavenly cruises to paradise!

Arabian tour-operators officially open the high-season for heavenly cruises to paradise!

Arabian Tour-operators have spruced up their fleets of luxurious, crap wooden boats for the opening of the high - season called Exodus from that shithole called Africa. They are expecting record numbers of Black African tourists better known as the "...

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Funny story: Playdude Magazine to Issue Middle Eastern Edition

Playdude Magazine to Issue Middle Eastern Edition

Hef Horner, head of the Playdude Empire, has long printed his magazine in English, Spanish, German, and several other languages, regardless of the fact that most people just look at the pictures. In a press conference at the Playdude Mansion, Hef (c...

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Funny story: Israeli pirates hijack American ship

Israeli pirates hijack American ship

Israeli pirates today hijacked the U.S.S. 'America', as it sailed pointlessly round and round in circles in the Red Sea, as it has been doing for the last 45 years. The pirates' leader, 'Black' Olmert, said: 'It was easy! We had lured the 'America...

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Funny story: Critics Hit Gulf State Culture Capital of the World Bid

Critics Hit Gulf State Culture Capital of the World Bid

Doha, capital of the gas-rich Gulf state of Qatar and personal bailiwick of the ruthless al-Thani dynasty, who have been cutting each other's throats for centuries, is destined to become the cultural capital of the world. At least that's the current...

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Funny story: Saudi Cleric Says Islamic Law Demands Death of Mickey Mouse

Saudi Cleric Says Islamic Law Demands Death of Mickey Mouse

A high ranking Cleric in Saudi Arabia has demanded the death and destruction of all mice, up to and including cartoon characters Mickey Mouse and Jerry (from Tom and Jerry fame). From his Beverly Hills home, Mickey Mouse offered the following stat...

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Funny story: Man City New Owners To Bring In Arab Players

Man City New Owners To Bring In Arab Players

New Manchester City owners Abu Dhabi United Group have tonight released a Press statement which sets out their future vision for the club, including Champions League ambitions, the banning of alcohol at Eastlands, and several new players from Arabia.

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Funny story: World Recession Is Here (Apart From Arab Countries!)

World Recession Is Here (Apart From Arab Countries!)

Share prices have been falling again today and in the US, Europe and Japan they have fallen to record lows. It looks like a recession is just around the corner everywhere apart from the ARABIC COUNTRIES which are doing really well thank you! In th...

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Funny story: SnatchCo enters Abu Dhabi real estate market

SnatchCo enters Abu Dhabi real estate market

Abu Dhabi, UAE - (Reuterus): Leading land-grab and real estate investment/development merchants SnatchCo has announced plans for its latest heist on Abu Dhabi's prime commercial land following a recent successful hit on neighboring Fujairah prope...

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Funny story: Iranian condiments found in Iraq

Iranian condiments found in Iraq

Baghdad - Today in front of hushed reporters in Baghdad's heavily fortified American hideaway known locally as the "green zone", General Aaron P Funkemeyer of the US marine corps produced what he claimed was definitive evidence that Ira...

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Funny story: Follow That Camel

Follow That Camel

An astonishing claim is being made this morning by Aberdeen butcher, Bill Banger. He tells the Spoof that he believes the sawdust that's sprinkled on his shop floor is possessed by the spirit of Lawrence of Arabia.

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