America, you are like the annoying house guest who just won’t go the fuck home, even when the host and hostess are in their PJs and have turned off the lights but kept the front door unlocked hoping you’d take the hint. America is the annoying nei…
(A young villager from China returned from America - tells his friends about America.) All the men carry guns, and-walking, or in a car-shoot each other if one makes a small social mistake. They must have a license for the car - for safety reaso…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s new president Abu Taboo Fashu, has informed the news media that he has ordered 300 crack Taliban soldiers to fly to the Ukraine and join the American’s, the British, and the Cambodian troops in defen…
I was appalled, yes appalled, to learn, from the prestigious Smithsonian Magazine, that Amerigo Vespucci, that man for whom America was named, was a pimp from Florence, Italy--a pimp, yes a pimp, who procured women for paying clients and got a cut of…
NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico – (Satire News) – President Joe Biden of Mexico and President Andres “Andy” Manuel Lopez Obrador of Mexico met in Nuevo Laredo's famed Fernando Valenzuela Bullring, to iron out one of the greatest trade deals between the United S…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just learned that Afghanistan’s Taliban faction will be shipping to the US, 900 one-humped camels, in exchange for 3,000 used iPhones. The trade is believed to be one of the mo…
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – Recent studies conducted at Pawtucket’s prestigious Paul Revere University have shown that the incidence of sexual intercourse has gone down in 37 of the 50 states. Professor Wilmington F. Fissaletti, 74,…
What is Biden’s $3 trillion Infrastructure Bill? Who cares? Sounds boring, go away, snooze time. For starters, think of the Golden Gate bridge splitting in half and cars falling into the waters. Got your attention? Do you drive across bridges o…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – After much consideration the United States Department of Animals has decided to close the US-Canadian border due to the fact that Canada has flat out refused to have their extensive moose population neutered or spay…
The French government has announced, as part of its continuing protests at the decision of Australia, USA and UK to set up a Pacific military alliance and not buy any ships or submarines from France, that the people of France will jump up and down in…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-un, who is almost…
Recently there has been a heated debate about what exactly is terrorism. After a lot of discussion with countless arguments in live TV and social media, America has finally come to terms and finally look it up at the dictionary. The results are s…
Paramount, Universal, and Warner Brothers: these are just some of the film studios not owned by Amazon Inc. (yet). The United States of America, a lesser-known studio known for producing those highly-rated White House Covid-19 press conferences, was…
Every cloud, they say, has a silver lining. That nasty COVID cloud that just past was no exception. After observing some of our modified behaviors during the pandemic, experts now say we'd do well to keep certain items that were brought about by the…
In a tweet to his sycophantic followers, the grizzling groucher, President Trump, has said he won’t go to the inauguration of President Elect Biden. Biden, who kicked Trump’s ass in the recent US presidential election, takes over in the White Hou…
Playing Donald Trump’s favorite song, “Three Wheels on my Wagon” on their ghetto-blasters, thousands-strong mobs of Trump supporters attacked the offices of the US government, including Capitol Hill. Senators and Congressmen were ordered to lie o…
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced sweeping changes to the team name system, expected to come in to effect for the 2021 season. After a successful trial in Washington, Goodell is keen to see the change rolled out through the other 31 teams.
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