Showing:

Funny satire stories about Amazon

Try another search?

Amazon's WaPo to adopt News 'R Us approach

Funny story: Amazon's WaPo to adopt News 'R Us approach

Insider to Amazon's recent purchase of The Washington Post, Roger E. Quietus indicates a major task for the newspaper upcoming will be brokering and promoting political agreements favoring Amazon business. Mr. Quietus (who prefers to remain quie...

Read full story

The Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over

Funny story: The Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A League made up of nine South American countries, who share in the Amazon Rainforest, has decided to act on a very important issue facing the area. Alejandro Alfredo Chimichanga, who is the President of the nine nation gr...

Read full story

Amazon Kindles are Movin' On Out of Target Stores

Funny story: Amazon Kindles are Movin' On Out of Target Stores

But the electronic readers are not at all happy about it, according to Head Kindle Hedda. "Amazon officials never discussed this whole thing with us," complained Hedda, continuing, "apparently they just annoyed Target so much that the business ass...

Read full story

Launch of iPad 3 To Be Sabotaged by Older iPads

Funny story: Launch of iPad 3 To Be Sabotaged by Older iPads

If the rumor mill is correct, Apple will be launching its iPad 3 on Wednesday, March 7, at a major press event. Customers are thrilled, but the older iPads aren't! Apparently it's a severe case of sibling rivalry. As one of the older iPads state...

Read full story

Amazon offer a new way of searching

Funny story: Amazon offer a new way of searching

Amazon, the online all-in-one, uber efficient retailer has long been a pioneer in online retailing. Now they have gone one step further by allowing people to search their product base ordered not just by price or popularity, but also by colour. "S...

Read full story

Amazon Announces Kindle Fire Tablet; Older Kindles Furious

Funny story: Amazon Announces Kindle Fire Tablet; Older Kindles Furious

At Amazon's Wednesday morning press conference in New York City, it wasn't only the long-awaited tablet computer (the Kindle Fire) that was introduced. It was also THREE other new Kindles. Amazon had also brought along some earlier Kindles (fir...

Read full story

Underground river discovered under the Thames

Funny story: Underground river discovered under the Thames

London - Sports enthusiast reckon it's set to become the most popular subterranean whitewater freestyle kayaking/waterboarding site in all of Europe amid confirmation it dwarfs its surface counterpart from Boulters Lock at Maidenhead to Devil's Islan...

Read full story

Endangered Amazonian Tree Frog Colony Found In Burnley Park

Funny story: Endangered Amazonian Tree Frog Colony Found In Burnley Park

Concerned zoologists had a good reason to be cheerful today, following the discovery of a sizable community of Amazonian tree frogs in Scott Park, in Burnley, Lancashire. The community of thorn-spitting yellow-backed Uppenattem frogs came to the a...

Read full story

Mystery Amazon Tribesman - "Bugger Off. We're Not Lost, We're Hiding."

Funny story: Mystery Amazon Tribesman - "Bugger Off. We're Not Lost, We're Hiding."

The discovery of another "lost" Amazonian tribe in dense rainforest, close to the Peruvian border, may have excited the world's scientific and archaeological communities, but according to reports, the tribesmen are none too pleased. It seems that...

Read full story

Amazon Jungle Tribe Has No Concept Of Time

Funny story: Amazon Jungle Tribe Has No Concept Of Time

Researchers have reported that the Amondawa tribe, who were first discovered in the depths of the Amazon rainforest in 1986, have no notion of time as an abstract concept. Chris Sinha, Professor of Psychology of Language at the University of Ports...

Read full story

Amazon tribe has no word for "cock"

Funny story: Amazon tribe has no word for "cock"

Scientists have discovered a remote tribe in the Brazilian rainforest who have no word to describe the male genitalia. The Dingaling tribe were only discovered in the 1970s and Brazilian linguists have been living amongst them for the last few years...

Read full story

Amazon Drops Links for WikiLeaks; Free Speech Just Got Expensive

Funny story: Amazon Drops Links for WikiLeaks; Free Speech Just Got Expensive

Not a bad way to kick off a business really, obtain a controversial commodity, even if that commodity embarrasses some world leaders, puts covert operatives lives in danger and damages state relationships, then make it available through paid links fr...

Read full story

Row over Amazon sales of paedophile advice guide

Funny story: Row over Amazon sales of paedophile advice guide

The BBC reports that Amazon, the online shopping shop, has just withdrawn "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct" following complaints and threats to boycott the site. The author, listed as Philip R Greaves II...

Read full story

Kindles Feud with Amazon Over Lending-of-Books Feature

Funny story: Kindles Feud with Amazon Over Lending-of-Books Feature

Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, are in a snit. They are appalled that Amazon has announced, ". . . later this year, we will be introducing lending for Kindle, a new feature that lets you loan your Kindle books to other Kindle device or Kindle...

Read full story

Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

Funny story: Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

There were cheers and jeers when Amazon introduced a new Kindle on Wednesday. The jeers came from the older model (Kindle2) electronic readers; they feel that they may now be put out to pasture. Many of the older Kindles were too upset to talk...

Read full story

eBooks Outsell Hardback Books, Amazon Kindles Celebrate

Funny story: eBooks Outsell Hardback Books, Amazon Kindles Celebrate

Kindles were ecstatic this week when they read in The New York Times that Amazon had announced that, " . . . for the last three months, sales of books for its e-reader, the Kindle, outnumbered sales of hardcover books." To celebrate, Kindles stop...

Read full story

Kindles Shop for Father's Day for Daddy, Jeff Bezos

Funny story: Kindles Shop for Father's Day for Daddy, Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos, Amazon's founder and CEO, is a lucky man. Father of Amazon's Kindle (regarded by many as the world's foremost electronic reader), he'll be getting lots of presents from his "kids" on June 20. A group of Kindles was spotted Saturday in...

Read full story

Amazon: Deleted Book Never Existed

Funny story: Amazon: Deleted Book Never Existed

WASHINGTON - In an embarassing gaffe where Amazon is alleged to have deleted books from consumers' Kindle devices, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos maintains that not only was the book not deleted, it 'never existed to begin with.' The book, a so-called 1984...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more