In shock news today, doctors at the Institute For Fruit Related Human Crossover Sciences revealed that Katie Price has been diagnosed with Orangitus. The rare disease is thought to be triggered by an overuse of certain tanning agents. The main ing...
Following last weeks revelations that Alex Reid, minnion husband of big titted Jordan, had won the Euromillions jackpot and dumped his "fishlips" missus, she has bounced back to give the actual story on how crossdresser husband "Roxanne" had "fucked...
Alex Reid has sensationally dumped Jordan, real name Katie Price, after he revealed he has won the Euromillions lottery. Alex Reid issued a statement today thanking his adoring fans for all their support but said that wife Jordan can "Go and do...
In a quite startling news story today, Alex Reid, husband of Katie Price aka Jordan, has reportedly discovered six Chilean miners inside his wife's vagina. A spokesman for the San Antonio Metal Mining Company confirmed that six of their employees...
Cage-fighter and wannabe celebrity Alex Reid, has caused outrage today as it emerged that he has been secretly teaching his step-son Harvey, to cage-fight. 8 year-old Harvey is the son of Reid's wife, Katie Price and former footballer Dwight Yorke...
Talentless alcoholic pillhead, Kerry Katona (aka Kerry Katatonic), is expecting her fifth child and this time it's the bastard lovechild of permatanned leatherman, Peter Andre. Andre - who has no freckles because they all slid off - has been smash...
While Alex Reid may have created (or more likely sold) headlines in the newspapers over the weekend by claiming Peter Andre is ruining his marriage to Katie Price (allegedly, Katie is "obsessed" with what Peter is doing, where he is, who he is with e...
LONDON - Alex Reid and Katie Price were married in Las Vegas in February but the way things are going they could end up getting divorced before the end of the year in London. Reid says that he has had it with Katie ignoring him and only thinking a...
Good evening. In the first of our interviews with leading British celebrities, tonight we're talking here in our London studios to Katie Price. Now, Katie Price, why would anybody want to watch you on television or read about you in the newspapers? Jeremy Paxman: Hang on, do you mind, you're in the wrong studio… Katie Price: Wot u talkin bout? Jeremy Paxman: I'm supposed to be interviewin...
Sources inform us that Katie Price has announced that she is becoming increasingly dissatisfied with her matrimonial status with cage building cross fighter Alex Reid. But nobody gives a flying feck. Media insiders inform us that newspaper edit...
SURREY, England - Police reported that they had to arrest 173 English photographers who refused to listen to the police instructions that they had been given at the Reid-Price Wedding Reception. The ceremonies took place in The St. Sir Paul McCart...
It seems there was some confusion and a bit of a cock up yesterday when topless model and former I'm A Celeb cockroach botherer Katie Price and cage building cross-fighter Alex Reid had their wedding blessed at a Surrey parish church. It seems tha...
In a story that defies belief, Alex Reid has been accused by wife Katie Price of advertising her children for sale on E-bay. Price (32) has three children, Harvey(8), Junior (5) and Princess (3). All three are currently listed for sale on the E-ba...
A hitherto thoroughly unreliable news source contacted Skoob News today, claiming that occasionally bad-tempered and much loathed celeb bap-flasher Katie Price has been taking mud wrestling lessons. It's widely thought that if the unsubstantiated...
LONDON - Alex Reid and Katie Price were recently spotted out shopping for some women's sandals for Alex. They found some but Alex remarked that they looked a little too masculine. Katie was asked by a reporter if she was pregnant yet. She laughed...
Bargis Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis, was discharged from hospital early yesterday, and he's already ruffling feathers among the great unwashed on the European side of the Atlantic. Tryhol, has spent the best part of a week in rec...
Katie Price wasted no time after dumping her husband and visited the Hymen Institute in Paris where she had a cherry installed. Knowing that she is Katie Price and can do whatever she wants we still asked her why such an action was needed since every...
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