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Funny story: Shock: Katie Price "Becoming An Orange" Say Docs

Shock: Katie Price "Becoming An Orange" Say Docs

In shock news today, doctors at the Institute For Fruit Related Human Crossover Sciences revealed that Katie Price has been diagnosed with Orangitus. The rare disease is thought to be triggered by an overuse of certain tanning agents. The main ing...

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Funny story: Jordan - Alex "£40.40 Euromillions" Reid revenge

Jordan - Alex "£40.40 Euromillions" Reid revenge

Following last weeks revelations that Alex Reid, minnion husband of big titted Jordan, had won the Euromillions jackpot and dumped his "fishlips" missus, she has bounced back to give the actual story on how crossdresser husband "Roxanne" had "fucked...

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Funny story: Alex "Euromillions" Reid dumps Jordan

Alex "Euromillions" Reid dumps Jordan

Alex Reid has sensationally dumped Jordan, real name Katie Price, after he revealed he has won the Euromillions lottery. Alex Reid issued a statement today thanking his adoring fans for all their support but said that wife Jordan can "Go and do...

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Funny story: Alex Reid discovers Chilean miners in wife, Jordan's vagina

Alex Reid discovers Chilean miners in wife, Jordan's vagina

In a quite startling news story today, Alex Reid, husband of Katie Price aka Jordan, has reportedly discovered six Chilean miners inside his wife's vagina. A spokesman for the San Antonio Metal Mining Company confirmed that six of their employees...

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Funny story: Alex Reid teaches step-son Harvey to cage-fight

Alex Reid teaches step-son Harvey to cage-fight

Cage-fighter and wannabe celebrity Alex Reid, has caused outrage today as it emerged that he has been secretly teaching his step-son Harvey, to cage-fight. 8 year-old Harvey is the son of Reid's wife, Katie Price and former footballer Dwight Yorke...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like a Wet Fish"

Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like a Wet Fish"

Talentless alcoholic pillhead, Kerry Katona (aka Kerry Katatonic), is expecting her fifth child and this time it's the bastard lovechild of permatanned leatherman, Peter Andre. Andre - who has no freckles because they all slid off - has been smash...

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Funny story: Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

While Alex Reid may have created (or more likely sold) headlines in the newspapers over the weekend by claiming Peter Andre is ruining his marriage to Katie Price (allegedly, Katie is "obsessed" with what Peter is doing, where he is, who he is with e...

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Funny story: Katie Price and Alex Reid's Marriage Meltdown Headed For Splitsville

Katie Price and Alex Reid's Marriage Meltdown Headed For Splitsville

LONDON - Alex Reid and Katie Price were married in Las Vegas in February but the way things are going they could end up getting divorced before the end of the year in London. Reid says that he has had it with Katie ignoring him and only thinking a...

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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

Good evening. In the first of our interviews with leading British celebrities, tonight we're talking here in our London studios to Katie Price. Now, Katie Price, why would anybody want to watch you on television or read about you in the newspapers? Jeremy Paxman: Hang on, do you mind, you're in the wrong studio… Katie Price: Wot u talkin bout? Jeremy Paxman: I'm supposed to be interviewin...

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Funny story: Katie Price Marriage In Turmoil Already - Nobody Gives A Feck

Katie Price Marriage In Turmoil Already - Nobody Gives A Feck

Sources inform us that Katie Price has announced that she is becoming increasingly dissatisfied with her matrimonial status with cage building cross fighter Alex Reid. But nobody gives a flying feck. Media insiders inform us that newspaper edit...

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Funny story: English Police Arrest 173 Photographers at Alex Reid's and Katie Price's Wedding Reception

English Police Arrest 173 Photographers at Alex Reid's and Katie Price's Wedding Reception

SURREY, England - Police reported that they had to arrest 173 English photographers who refused to listen to the police instructions that they had been given at the Reid-Price Wedding Reception. The ceremonies took place in The St. Sir Paul McCart...

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Funny story: Katie Price In Wedding Blessing Cock Up

Katie Price In Wedding Blessing Cock Up

It seems there was some confusion and a bit of a cock up yesterday when topless model and former I'm A Celeb cockroach botherer Katie Price and cage building cross-fighter Alex Reid had their wedding blessed at a Surrey parish church. It seems tha...

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Funny story: Alex Reid puts Jordan's children on E-bay

Alex Reid puts Jordan's children on E-bay

In a story that defies belief, Alex Reid has been accused by wife Katie Price of advertising her children for sale on E-bay. Price (32) has three children, Harvey(8), Junior (5) and Princess (3). All three are currently listed for sale on the E-ba...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Take Up Mud Wrestling

Katie Price To Take Up Mud Wrestling

A hitherto thoroughly unreliable news source contacted Skoob News today, claiming that occasionally bad-tempered and much loathed celeb bap-flasher Katie Price has been taking mud wrestling lessons. It's widely thought that if the unsubstantiated...

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Funny story: Katie Price And Alex Reid Are Desperate To Have Their Own Baby

Katie Price And Alex Reid Are Desperate To Have Their Own Baby

LONDON - Alex Reid and Katie Price were recently spotted out shopping for some women's sandals for Alex. They found some but Alex remarked that they looked a little too masculine. Katie was asked by a reporter if she was pregnant yet. She laughed...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Tells Alex Reid - I'll Make Katie Price's Eyes Water!

Bargis Tryhol Tells Alex Reid - I'll Make Katie Price's Eyes Water!

Bargis Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis, was discharged from hospital early yesterday, and he's already ruffling feathers among the great unwashed on the European side of the Atlantic. Tryhol, has spent the best part of a week in rec...

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Funny story: Katie Price dumps Alex Reid; Goes to France and has Virginity Restored

Katie Price dumps Alex Reid; Goes to France and has Virginity Restored

Katie Price wasted no time after dumping her husband and visited the Hymen Institute in Paris where she had a cherry installed. Knowing that she is Katie Price and can do whatever she wants we still asked her why such an action was needed since every...

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