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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Alaska's Atomic Bomb

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Alaska's Atomic Bomb

JUNEAU, Alaska - Word about Alaska developing its first atomic bomb has gotten back to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The leader of North Korea has reportedly expressed a desire to talk to the Alaskan governor about the possibility of purchasing...

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Funny story: Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

A coalition of Southern States led by Florida and Texas have convened a plenary and joint session of their legislatures to draft a bill banning George Zimmerman of domicile in any of the participating states. The same bill proposes to deport him as f...

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Funny story: The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...

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Funny story: Tina Fey Says Sarah Palin Is A Fake

Tina Fey Says Sarah Palin Is A Fake

LOS ANGELES - Tina Fey who made millions of dollars impersonating Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has stated that the so called Tundra Troll is in reality a fake. Fey explained that Palin likes to act like she is this great white Alaskan huntress but trut...

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Funny story: U.S. Explorers Discover A World War II German U-Boat In An Alaskan Iceberg

U.S. Explorers Discover A World War II German U-Boat In An Alaskan Iceberg

JUNEAU, Alaska - A Group of Arctic explorers from Walla Walla, Washington have reported making a fantastic find. Team leader Marco Ruckertucker, 42, told the news media that his group of six explorers, who have been dubbed The Magnificent 7 by Mic...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is thrilled that she has just been given a job at FOX News. She told GOPicky Magazine that she feels that she like the FOX Netowrk slogan is fair and balanced. She smiled and said "Well ya know maybe at times I ai...

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Funny story: Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has just showed the world that she knows as much about volcanoes as she does about geography. The failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, who also quit as governor of Alaska in the middle of her term, recently st...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies That She's Had Collagen Lip Implants

Sarah Palin Denies That She's Had Collagen Lip Implants

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin alias The Loose Moose was recently spotted at a local Tall Timbers Supermarket in her hometown of Wasilla. Several store customers said that they could not believe how horrible Mrs. Palin looked. One individual who...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay

Sarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay

WASILLA, Alaska - Close friends of the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, Sarah "Snowballs" Palin are worried about her physical, emotional, mental, and hypothetical state. GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha...

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Funny story: Alaska Admits It Has Developed An Atomic Bomb

Alaska Admits It Has Developed An Atomic Bomb

JUNEAU, Alaska - After months of diligent research The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, is reporting some astounding news. According to ADDG representative Bagby B. Buckleybox his agency has learned that the sta...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to host TLC's 'Hunting from Hueys' in January

Sarah Palin to host TLC's 'Hunting from Hueys' in January

ATLANTA, Georgia (ABSNN) - The Learning Channel, once home to NASA, now home to Honey Boo Boo, has signed former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to a two-year, weekly outdoor, hunting themed show called "Hunting from Hueys." "We are exceptionally plea...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Moving Out of The United States

Sarah Palin Moving Out of The United States

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has informed GOPicky Magazine that she is making plans to leave the country. The former governor of Alaska, who quit in the middle of her term to concentrate on her reality TV show as well as participating...

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Funny story: The Eskimo Igloo Problem Is Getting Worse

The Eskimo Igloo Problem Is Getting Worse

SNOWBALLS, Alaska - The government of Alaska has been asked by the Eskimo population of the village of Snowballs to address a situation that is becoming more and more serious. A spokesperson for Alaska's Northern Eskimos identified as Fafanook Vap...

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Funny story: Teabaggers-On-Bikes To Vote For Romney

Teabaggers-On-Bikes To Vote For Romney

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Mitt Romney flew up to Alaska in an effort to try and convince the people of the 49th state that they should vote for him even though there really aren't that many millionaires in the Iceberg State. He was met at The Nanook of...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Is Fed Up With Bristol "The Baby Moose" Palin's Bratty Attitude

Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Is Fed Up With Bristol "The Baby Moose" Palin's Bratty Attitude

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas, who is the Dancing With The Stars dance partner of Bristol Palin, says that he is just about fed up with the Iceberg State diva. He talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that in all of the years tha...

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Funny story: The NFL Cleveland Browns Are 0-5 And May Move To Anchorage, Alaska

The NFL Cleveland Browns Are 0-5 And May Move To Anchorage, Alaska

CLEVELAND - The rumblings being heard on Lake Erie are not weather-related but football-related. The Cleveland Browns at 0-5 possess the worst won-loss record of any of the 32 National Football League teams. Owner Jimmy Haslam has said that the...

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Funny story: Bottled Water Arrives In Alaska- Like Bringing The Mountains To Mohammed

Bottled Water Arrives In Alaska- Like Bringing The Mountains To Mohammed

Bottled water- who could ever, outside of professional con men such as P.T. Barnum and Soapy Smith, would ever have thought that it would be possible to put water in a bottle and actually get someone to buy it, except, perhaps nomads crossing the Sahara (they, however, did not have bottles until recently and even those are bleached out ones that have floated across the Mediteranian from Spain. The...

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