Top officials at the United States Department of Homeland Security have declared a national state of emergency due to the hijacking of Air Force One, the presidential airliner. In a brazen act of terror the Boeing VC-25 was commandeered by the rad...
Washington - A solar-powered supersonic combusting ramjet built from sustainable recycled carbon fiber and organic fairtrade hessian interior has been chosen as the new presidential runabout. The latest US Air Force acquisition will be a variant...
Washington AC/DC - "Yeah, he always had the President's rear - no, wait! Ear!" a former White House aide commented as news of the bundler's arrest spread. The gay frights activist and perverter of young boys has been revealed as a big chum of Geor...
President Obama is reported seeking a hair and wardrobe advisor, who is also versatile with speech-making. The President is having problems with collars that flap up and won't stay down, assorted Bearnaise mustard stains, plus he has been glimpse...
TOLEDO, Ohio - President Obama flew into Toledo on Air Force One where he had a nice visit with Argyle Honeyhill, who just happens to be the oldest tax payer in the entire United States. Argyle who just turned 107, on March 17, said that he was th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Queen Elizabeth called up Michelle Obama and told her that she felt bad about England going against the United States and voting not to have anything to do with Syria. The queen remarked that she could not believe it when she sa...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has been advised by a group of his advisers to consider leasing out Air Force One as a means of bringing in some much needed revenue. Vice-President Joe Biden who met with the advisers noted that 90 percent of th...
An unknown White House source, today, revealed that when the presidential party was in DAR ES SALAAM, Tanzania, that Harafi, Munjabe, manager of the ground facilities at the Julius Nyerere International Airport, would not allow his jet fuel crew to s...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Several Republican senators have expressed concern over the fact that President Obama allowed George Clooney and his stunning girlfriend Stacy Keibler the use of Air Force One. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax responded to...
SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinksy, history's most infamous White House intern, has just revealed the release of her third book regarding the 1995 White House Oval Office Scandal. In her third book titled I Missed Being The First Lady By Just That Mu...
Groom Lake, Nevada - The flashing space rock that lit up the skies from Florida to New England yesterday probably wasn't a meteor, a NASA source at the Agency's Area 51 HQ said today as samples of, er, space effluvia were being studied. "Most like...
EMERYVILLE, CA - Today, president Donald Disney of SliXar Animation Studios, a CGI production company based in Emeryville, California, contacted the U.S. Pentagon about producing a series of animated shorts featuring Air Force One. This follows th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Proclaiming himself "furious," President Obama fired Louis Caldera, the now-infamous White House official who gave the thumbs-up for a low altitude flyover of New York City by Air Force One. The April 27 incident, which reminded...
Jumbolair, Fl/ Flying News - In a startling revelation, aviation nut and Movie Icon John Travolta acknowledged that he was at the controls of Obama's 747 during a gut wrenching fly over of NY City which caused massive ground panic amongst Hedge Fund...
It has been revealed that the pilot of the President's plane that flew over New York City, the one that was accompanied by several military jets, the one that sent thousands of workers out of office buildings and running wildly in the streets, was ac...
Presidential plane Air Force One accompanied by a fighter jet yesterday swooped low over Manhattan and New York harbour in search of photo opportunities, sparking panic among office workers who feared another 911 scenario. "People came flooding ou...
CHICAGO - President Obama on his way to Mexico to meet with Mexican President Felipe Calderon decided to let 100 illegal aliens from the Chicago area fly with him on Air Force One. A White House spokesmen said that all 100 "Trespassers" were thri...
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