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Funny story: Betty White Resolves To Die In 2011

Betty White Resolves To Die In 2011

While most people resolve to change their lives in a meaningful way in the upcoming year, Emmy-winner Betty White hopes that 2011 ends with her in a lavish brass casket. Unexplained Reference Key Helen Kushnick (1946 - 1996)Jay Leno's former agent...

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Funny story: Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John and his partner David Furnish have at last agreed to have a baby, after years of agonising. "The problem was," says Elton," we considered there were far too many backward children in the world without producing another." However in...

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Funny story: People are getting older, science blokes reckon

People are getting older, science blokes reckon

In an astonishing announcement type thing yesterday, some science chap said that he has been doing some studying and that, of people and stuff. Our reporter bloke went to go and see him and he took a pen and paper too. Just for the look of the th...

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Funny story: Average age will soon be 100

Average age will soon be 100

Great scientific advances will be heralding in a time when 100 is the average age. The Queen is worried she will have to send so many messages of congratulation that she will run out of paper and Prince Charles, becoming frustrated at waiting so long...

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Funny story: 50 Year-Old Man Refused Wine In Tesco's - Because He Had No Idea

50 Year-Old Man Refused Wine In Tesco's - Because He Had No Idea

A man of fifty was stopped from buying a bottle of wine in Tesco's because he admitted to staff that he had no idea what he was buying. He said that he usually drank lager, but had decided on a whim to try wine. Staff at the Birmingham store firs...

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Funny story: Another Black Centenarian Dies on President Obama's Watch

Another Black Centenarian Dies on President Obama's Watch

ATLANTA, Georgia - The world's oldest woman, Ann Nixon Cooper, the Atlanta woman whose name Barack Obama invoked to symbolize America's struggles and progress, died in her sleep Monday. This is the second black centenarian to die on the President'...

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Funny story: Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age

Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age

The Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team took the Olympic Gold Medal in the team competition, but has been disqualified due to the falsification of the ages of some of the team members. News sources had reported several days ago that at least three membe...

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Funny story: Age no barrier to success

Age no barrier to success

Age concern today laughed off suggestions by Salford FC Boss Alex Ferguson that Chelsea are too old to win major honours. They claimed that in the modern day age is no barrier to success, and surely the Utd boss man is a testament to that.

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Funny story: Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

In a embittered and scathing press conference today, ex-Liberal-Democrat leader Sir Menzies 'Ming' Campbell apportioned the blame for his resignation on the media's apparent obsession with his ma...

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Funny story: Dr Sanjay Gupta Finds Answer to Fountain of Youth

Dr Sanjay Gupta Finds Answer to Fountain of Youth

The CNN Chief Medical correspondent has a apparently found the fountain of youth. In his waste of time documentary, Gupta found a way to prevent ageing. This explains the longevity of certain CNN journalists who seem to defy death and age: Larry King...

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Funny story: Tommy Lee Finds Out His Own Age

Tommy Lee Finds Out His Own Age

Rock star and occasional porn star Tommy Lee was shocked to have his actual age revealed to him by a roadie yesterday; and subsequently cried for four hours straight. It happened by chance when the anonymous crew member told the Motley Crue drummer,...

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Funny story: New Study Reveals Shocking Correlation Between Birthdays and Age

New Study Reveals Shocking Correlation Between Birthdays and Age

Gainesville, FL - Dr. Morton Engle made waves in the medical community when he released the findings of his latest research study during an impromptu press conference yesterday. The University of Florida biology professor has spent the past decade s...

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