New Yawk, NY-- Rosie O'Donnell will make a less-than-triumphant return to network television this fall. Rosie has been hired as a cleaning woman by ABC Studios in New Yawk City. She will be cleaning floors, windows and bathroom stalls. The bullying b...
American news networks CNN and ABC News are to be moved to children's channels.
Kiddies TV channel spokesman Phil Smith said: 'Yes, we've bought up CNN to air at our prime time of 5 til 7, for the 10 to 14 year-olds. We're confident that such simp...
Buck Swope, president of American Broadcasting Company, announced today that the station will soon be producing a television program aimed specifically for their regular viewers.
It appears that ABC adventure-drama "Lost" has found its own solution to the Hollywood Writers' Strike. According to network sources, they have replaced their former sophomoric "Lost" writers, now on strike, with a fresh, new...
After being bombarded by nuts, CBS executives scurried back and dug up the undead corpse of Jericho for another season. The dead have returned a few times before in the forms of Cagney and Lacey and Designing Women.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - In an article on ABCNews.go.com, Rick Klein flat out lies about the ABC Internet Polls, claiming that its voters voted multiple times for Ron Paul. The article reads,...
Dancing with the stars... on ice! That's the premise thought up by a young, unobservant intern at NBC.
Donny Osmond's newest ABC television series was cancelled after only two episodes. The Great American Dream Vote, where contestants competed to make their dreams into reality, was not a winner with viewers and was put on semi-permanent hiatus, w...
American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, has admitted that the only real winners on the show are himself and his fellow judges.
Are you a contestant and/or viewer of "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" and you're too dumb to answer the questions? ABC has the solution for you. "Are you taller than a 5th grader?" has f...
Astronauts Tyurin and Lopez-Alegria High-fived each other during the completion of Fixing the International Space Station's jammed antenna today.
The American Broadcasting Network (ABC), having been turned down by David Letterman and already having strained relations with Ted Koppel of Nightline and Bill Maher of Politically Incorrect, is branching outside of the normal entertainment circles t...
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