CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just informed the American public that the biggest fast food chain in the world has donated $43 million to President Joe Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign. A spokesperson said tha…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - The evil shithead (i.e. Trump) was in his favorite American town of Duck Dung. He spoke in a Walmart parking lot to a crowd that was estimated to be between 17 and 26 individuals: including 4 security guards.
Trump may be the first president to hold office from within Folsom Prison. Where Johnny Cash once sang, I believe. Insiders for Trump have said they still believe the disgraced former president will “rise to glory like Jesus” in 2024, even though…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Comparisons are onerous. Good vs Evil. Dark vs Light. Chicken vs Egg. Quasimodo vs Esmeralda: We could go on and on. But with the future of the free World at stake, the 2024 battle between Trump and Biden for the Presidency o…
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - After months of speculation, the man who was impeached twice and who lost reelection has finally named his presidential campaign manager. Donald J. "The Sexual Predator" Trump has named a member of the KKK from…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sean Hannity, the Fox news host who many say was actually Trump's ghost speech writer, says that Donaldo, as Melania calls him, needs to accept reality and realize once and for all that all he is now is just a "Has Bee…
Having seen both Donald Trump and Kanye West throw their hats into the ring as American President, the world is waiting to see which ego-maniac will be next. Although he is British, James Corden is said to be thinking about it, as are Matt Hancock…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Half of the Republicans who voted for Trump in the 2020 election now all agree that they have no idea what the fuck they were thinking. One huge Trumpturd supporter, 92-year-old Elmo Sylvan Yorkfork, who stands 5-fo…
Godzilla is on his private tropical island (Florida) and the Military tries to destroy him (The Republican Party). But it is futile. He just goes over stomps a few - and the rest kneel down in Worship. Meanwhile behind him - thousand of Godzill…
Trump is already talking to friends and firming up plans, with assistants, to run for president is 2024. Here is his launch rally speech: I was the greatest president in U. S. history he told friends as he did a DJ session - of music at Mar a…
Bad candidates are leading in the polls. Their lies, exaggerations, and out-and-out sander seem to have no limit. For example, one guy insists he's anti-abortion, but two women said he insisted on abortions and that he was the father of both issues.
Democrats are reeling after latest polls reveal that most Americans want Darth Vader to be their President. “I know he’s a bad guy who has killed lots of people”, said one Texan, “but I think he can make America great again, so I’ll vote for him”.
What? A woman Vice President? Women demanding equal rights? With men? Who or what do they think they are? They can't even lift a bale of hay. Fly a 747? Ha! They'd be running us into a fourth-world nation! A joke. Keep them pregnant and in th…
DETROIT, Michigan - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency took a poll and found out that there are now officially "Trump Sucks" billboards up in every state in the entire nation; including Alabama which is a Trumpturd state that is redder th…
MAR-A-LAGO - (US Satire) - Donald Trump is not quite ready to apply for food stamps, but to hear the Nazi-lover talk you'd think he was just two degrees from being homeless. His wife, Melania has left his predatorial ass, and his oldest daughter,…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - Anderson Cooper is reporting that the nicest, sweetest, most compassionate Republican that he has ever met; other than John McCain and Mitt Romney is Elizabeth Cheney. Liz is the vice-chairman of The Senate Cond…
NEWARK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - The ex-governor of The Garden State of New Jersey recently sat down with United Americana News Agency writer Lottie Bungalow at a Burger Bandit Restaurant in Newark. Christie, who has lost 129 pounds, said that…
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