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Funny story: Why Is Trump Running For President?

Why Is Trump Running For President?

Why is Donald Trump running for a second term? He should be running for the border, stopping at the first country that hasn’t signed an Extradition Treaty with the United States. Running along with him should be William Barr, Rudolph Giuliani, Mi…

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Funny story: Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Washington, DC - Everybody at the White House has it. The entire Republican Party, too. Currently, so does forty-three percent of the United States. It is the disease known as the "Trump Virus". President Trump won't speak of it. He deflects, call…

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Funny story: Tectonic Cultural Shifts at Warp Speed in US

Tectonic Cultural Shifts at Warp Speed in US

Last week, President Donald Trump announced all Americans will likely be able to get a Covid-19 vaccine by Monday, November 2nd, which is, coincidentally, the day before the 2020 election. The CDC issued directives to all (50) states to prepare to di…

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Funny story: Dog receives ballot for November election; holds news conference

Dog receives ballot for November election; holds news conference

Mr. Trump has announced that the Democrats are sinking to new lows by sending ballots to cats and dogs across the nation. Democrats have denied the charge, saying any case of a pet (dead or alive) receiving a ballot is a minor glitch in the voting…

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Funny story: President Trump Complains That People in Guatemala are Receiving Mail-In Ballots for the U.S. Presidential Election

President Trump Complains That People in Guatemala are Receiving Mail-In Ballots for the U.S. Presidential Election

CLAM CHOWDER CREEK, Massachusetts – (Satire News) - The Electoral College president was reportedly as mad as an ostrich with no feathers, when he learned about the latest in the mail-in ballots saga. Trump was told that there are millions of peopl…

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Funny story: Political Pundits Say The Double-Haters Will Vote For Joe Biden

Political Pundits Say The Double-Haters Will Vote For Joe Biden

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The political clock is tick-tocking away, and it's just mere weeks before the presidential election arrives, and many say it can’t get here quick enough. Reuters is reporting that both campaigns are confident that each on…

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Funny story: Trump becomes a Democrat

Trump becomes a Democrat

Desperate to win another four years of spewing lies and baloney onto the general public, Donald Trump has decided the only option is to become a Democrat. "I never liked Republicans anyway," he shouted at journalists. "D is for Donald and Democrat, T…

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Funny story: Ways To Remove Trump From White House After Election

Ways To Remove Trump From White House After Election

Given that Donald Trump is going to lose another election - this time, not just the popular vote, but also the electoral vote - means he will no longer be able to remain in the White House. He might insist on a job as a gardener, find a bank of fi…

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Funny story: Maine governor mandates dog cone wearing for restaurant staff instead of mask

Maine governor mandates dog cone wearing for restaurant staff instead of mask

Governor Janet Mills of Maine has now directed all restaurant personnel to wear dog cones upside down as further protection against the virus. According to the Governor's scientific advisors, breath directed upward moves particles skyward pronto i…

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Funny story: Trump Circus To Go On The Road In The New Year

Trump Circus To Go On The Road In The New Year

There was exciting news for lovers of the Big Top last night, when it was announced that the world-famous Donny Trump Circus would be 'hitting the road' for an extensive 51-state tour starting in the New Year. Mr. Trump, expecting to be freed from…

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Funny story: Leaked audio follows first days of Biden-Harris campaign

Leaked audio follows first days of Biden-Harris campaign

Sources direct from the Biden-A-While Motel Chain have provided important documentation as the 2020 Presidential Election takes on more drama. With Mr. Biden's having selected Kamala Harris as VP, it is important the Public know what makes this du…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Picks Kamala Harris as His V.P. Choice and She Can Hardly Wait To Start Kicking Trump’s Ass

Joe Biden Picks Kamala Harris as His V.P. Choice and She Can Hardly Wait To Start Kicking Trump’s Ass

WILMINGTON, Delaware – (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Joe Biden knows a thing or two about vice-presidents, and he has just picked what many are hailing as the best possible choice he could have made. Kamala Harris is a sweet woman, but whe…

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Funny story: Political Prophet Allan Lickman Predicts Kanye West Victory

Political Prophet Allan Lickman Predicts Kanye West Victory

Political prophet Allan Lickman, PhD, has correctly predicted every presidential election since 1984, and has a surprising prediction for 2020. He predicts that Kanye West will crush all opposition in the upcoming election, and win with a landsli…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.

Joe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.

Today, former VP and de-facto Democrat nominee Joe Biden has announced that President Donald Trump will be his running mate for the 2020 Presidential Election. VP Joe Biden gave a press conference this morning, and was quoted as saying: "The peopl…

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Funny story: The White House Gig Is Up And Trump Knows It

The White House Gig Is Up And Trump Knows It

He can filibuster, try to run out the clock, pretend he didn’t hear the question, change the subject, but the guy is going to lose re-election, and he knows it. Like his Apprentice program, his four-year White House gig is about to be dropped and can…

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Funny story: Trump's Midcourse Correction

Trump's Midcourse Correction

THE WIRED STREET URINAL El Presidente Donald Trump, exhausted from the pummeling he has taken abroad and the dismal polling numbers domestically, has outlined an ambitious plan titled “Crush the China Virus.” La Casa Blanca assumed adopting a poli…

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Funny story: And Godd Tweets Too

And Godd Tweets Too

On Wednesday, President Trump addressed the nation from the Oval Office. The eleven-minute speech, haltingly read from a teleprompter as if he was totally unfamiliar with the content and, to a lesser degree, the English language, is being referred to…

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