When Trump signed the Russian sanctions bill, (in a White House closet) Putin was #@%&. He threatened to release the Moscow Ritz/Carlton pee video, mentioned in the British MI6 Christopher Steel dossier and set to music by Swan Lake composer Ilyi...
Americans citizens are gathering in town squares, gas stations, school auditoriums, coffee houses and talk shows throughout the country, scratching their collective heads and questioning whether they are occupying some form of sleeping, nightmare, tw...
The nation should just plain quit picking on Trump and his tweets! For heaven's sakes! Grow up! What happened to freedom of the press? Doesn't Trump have a right to an opinion? Just because T was allegedly elected to the highest office in the wor...
Earlier today from the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin announced that: Yes, he rigged the voting machines in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin during the last US presidential election, and did so just to embarrass that NATO-loving, EU supporting, capitali...
Washington, DC - Congressional Democrats dropped a bombshell revelation this morning, announcing that they possess definitive proof of election tampering. At a press conference hosted by their intellectual leader, Maxine Waters(D, CA)and moral and...
The actor Alec Baldwin held a news conference in the Oval Office yesterday, as he signed one executive order after another. Mr. Baldwin had no difficulty entering the White House yesterday morning, as the security officers all recognized him as...
Chappaqua, New Yawk--After her "stunning" loss to President Donald Trump, loser Hillary Clinton still doesn't know what the hell happened to her. She conducted an autopsy on her failed election complain, and she still doesn't know what the hell happe...
Shock news reached the airwaves yesterday, 10pm Washington time, when it was announced that Melania Trump "falls over". Panic reigned in the Trump Towers, with butlers and henchmen running up and down the golden escalators, and intercoms jammed. "We...
My assignment was to attempt to get an interview with Donald Trump. It was assumed since I'm a relatively unknown journalist with no known affiliations, I might at least get to talk with White House Press Secretary, Sean "Melissa" Spicer. I was surprised when Mr. Spicer granted an interview. I was shown into his office and when he asked who I wrote for I made up: "The Alt-Right Journal of M...
Come back, come back, wherever you are. The feeling of abandonment has set in with the citizens of the United States. That is, the practical wise thinking citizens who wish to get along with people. They don't want an Emmy or an Oscar, they just want...
In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump's election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez,...
Upon much hesitancy and bewilderment, I joined my friend and neighbor Jacko, who visited a few local graveyards yesterday for a new job he just started. Jacko landed a job in the messy, stinking "Trump Dumpster" as an interviewer, investigator, a...
One of the largest cases of voter fraud in the history of the US has unraveled after an election worker discovered that a dog was registered to vote in his district in the 2016 elections. The scheme came to light when Swen Hootman, an election vol...
A Florida journalist who died tragically in Miami in 2012 during what was dubbed "a strip club pole-dancing accident involving a D-list female celebrity," has informed the White House he is willing to testify about his illegal vote for Hillary Clinto...
Trump's List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office Have Hillary and Bill 'mysteriously' disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia's oil industry. Install a more 'Trump friendly' Director into CIA and have him assign a whole section to keeping an eye on Ex-President Obama. H-bomb Shanghai to show Chinese he means business. (Those buttons were installed for a reason...
The FBI Director is the most powerful man in America. This is so because Comey changed the course of the U.S. Presidential election and got Donald J. Trump Elected by his misuse of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. The evidence presented below is incont...
President-Elect Donald Trump's first press conference since his election was, as per the usual, filled with drama and fireworks. A CNN reporter attempted to ask a question concerning a report based on the knowledge of a former British Intelligence o...
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