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Funny story: God Throws In His Two Bits About The Election

God Throws In His Two Bits About The Election

We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York, the news media center of the United States, if not the whole world. The Majestic One appeared upset and annoyed, his great continence etched with lines of anger and his eyes blazing. His voice was powerful, echoing throughout every street and alley in Manhatten: "Could yo...

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Funny story: SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

Washington DC - The Supreme Court of the United States of America today ruled by construction that since corporations are people, and money is free speech: dollars are votes. The Chief Justice who wrote the ruling spoke briefly to the largest asse...

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Funny story: Obama wins by 303 - 206 votes, Remaining 149,999,491 voters who forgot to vote say "D'Oh!"

Obama wins by 303 - 206 votes, Remaining 149,999,491 voters who forgot to vote say "D'Oh!"

As Democrat incumbent Barack Obama won the vote for the White House by a historic 303 - 206 majority (nobody has ever won by that specific margin before), millions of voters suddenly realised that had forgotten to vote. Many found out (too late) t...

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Funny story: Romney Loses - Blames Paul Ryan, Big Bird, Sarah Palin, and Hurricane Sandy

Romney Loses - Blames Paul Ryan, Big Bird, Sarah Palin, and Hurricane Sandy

BOSTON - Mitt Romney was thoroughly beaten by President Barack Obama. The former governor of Massachusetts wasted no time in finding excuses as to why he lost the election. Romney stated that there were lots of reasons why he lost. He said tha...

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Funny story: Obama Wins Election, Hannity Declares Romney Victorious

Obama Wins Election, Hannity Declares Romney Victorious

Four more years of President Obama. That's what the American people have decided. After a close race Obama came out on top beating his challenger Mitt Romney. While some are delighted with the result, others are devastated. Fox News' chief o...

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Funny story: Murdoch To Cancel Comedy Tuesday If Obama Wins

Murdoch To Cancel Comedy Tuesday If Obama Wins

Citizens of the United States from both sides of the political line feel like there is a lot riding on today's presidential election but News Corporation owner Rupert Murdoch felt it necessary to up the ante in a press conference he held this morning...

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Funny story: Oh My God! Stop the Election! Stop The Election Before It Is Too Late!

Oh My God! Stop the Election! Stop The Election Before It Is Too Late!

Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Stop the presses! This is too big..... Some how, some way we've got to stop the election! I've just discovered something …....something terrible! Something you won't believe. I'm at an off loading dock in Oakland for container ships. I'm typing this on my cell phone. The Chinese.....oh my God!!.... The Red Chinese have totally infiltrated the election! T...

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Funny story: President Obama will be 'more white' if re-elected

President Obama will be 'more white' if re-elected

WASHINGTON - As America goes to the polls today a leading image consultant says the President Barack Obama will become more white if re-elected to the White House. Obama is slightly ahead of Republican Mitt Romney in most polls and is expected to...

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Funny story: Obama finally plays Mormon card

Obama finally plays Mormon card

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In an unprecedented move, President Obama suspended his campaign today to address the nation from the White House, where he forcefully and unequivocally stated that Mitt Romney's Mormon faith should prohibit him from ever serving as...

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Funny story: October surprise! "Turn national defense over to the states," says Romney

October surprise! "Turn national defense over to the states," says Romney

In a surprise announcement that even his staff was not aware of, Mitt Romney called a press conference this morning to make a dramatic proposal regarding the nation's defense. Romney: "There is nothing in our government today that cannot be done b...

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Funny story: Republicans Boot God from Party

Republicans Boot God from Party

No More G-O-D in the G-O-P? That's the word from Republican Party Chairman Reince Preibus, who spoke to reporters today from the Bible burning ceremony held at the Romney estate in Salem, Mass. "We decided it was time to re-evaluate our religi...

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Funny story: Romney, desperate to find a car company to back him up, locates a dealership in Vermont

Romney, desperate to find a car company to back him up, locates a dealership in Vermont

HARFOLD, Vt. - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, after being lambasted by the general managers of Chrysler and General Motors for bad-mouthing the efforts in of President Obama in the car industry, has purportedly found a dealership in u...

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Funny story: Presidential flip-flopper heaven as Mercury goes retrograde on November 6th

Presidential flip-flopper heaven as Mercury goes retrograde on November 6th

Washington - It's bad news for the Romney Campaign as millions of undecided American voters head for the polls under the influence of a rare astrological aspect on the day of the US presidential election. Tuesday sees Mercury, planet of communicat...

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Funny story: Romney Gets Into It With A Reporter

Romney Gets Into It With A Reporter

NAUGATUCK, Connecticut - Mitt Romney flew to Naugatuck to visit one of his fellow multi-millionaire friends Simon P. Figgincow, 59. Figgincow is the individual who is alleged to have told Romney not to show his income tax returns from 2007 to 2010...

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Funny story: Jeb Bush stands by his banana fritters recipe

Jeb Bush stands by his banana fritters recipe

Tallahassee, Fla - Controversy still rages over the 1998 gubernatorial bake-off that saw Jeb Bush's yummy snacks unfairly dubbed as nothing more than cheapskate yellowcake. A letter to the influential Floridian True Grits cookery magazine claims e...

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Funny story: Madonna Encouraging Teenage Fans to Vote

Madonna Encouraging Teenage Fans to Vote

Veteran pop star Madonna who drew boos and triggered a walkout by several concertgoers after she touted President Barack Obama on her "MDNA Tour" in New Orleans, encouraging fans to vote for him has now asked all her teenage fans over the age of 18 t...

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Funny story: Gov. Chris Christie: I'm Voting For President Obama

Gov. Chris Christie: I'm Voting For President Obama

BRIGANTINE, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie rode with President Obama in the official presidential helicopter Marine One. The two men took a tour of the devastation that Hurricane Sandy caused in Governor Christie's state. As th...

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