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Funny story: Japanese Magicians Sue TV Stations for Revealing Sheep/Poodle Secrets

Japanese Magicians Sue TV Stations for Revealing Sheep/Poodle Secrets

Tokyo, Japan - (Ass Mess): Forty nine magicians belonging to the National Magic Circle of Japan are suing a TV broadcaster for revealing to Japanese movie star Maiko Kawakami that the $2,000 new breed 'poodle' she bought recently was really a...

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Funny story: Lovesick Astronut Nowak 'Smart but Hellish'

Lovesick Astronut Nowak 'Smart but Hellish'

Orlando, Florida - (Ass Mess): An Orlando court has heard today that tug-of-love astronut Lisa Nowak is known to her friends and colleagues as 'smart but hellish'.

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Funny story: Bruce Willis vows to Go Commando in bare ass Lohan/Hilton/Spears jealousy bid

Bruce Willis vows to Go Commando in bare ass Lohan/Hilton/Spears jealousy bid

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Official: Pantyless party girls have got right up Bruce Willis's nose. But the Die Hard star is fighting back and vowing to Go Commando to redeem those PR ratings that he says he's been robbed of by 'foxy little c...

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Funny story: Kentucky welcomes home a winner as Larry brings the baby home

Kentucky welcomes home a winner as Larry brings the baby home

Louisville, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): When he first met billionaire's widow and ex-Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith at the Barnstable Brown party on the eve of 2005 Kentucky Derby little did Californian photographer Larry Birkhead realise that j...

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Funny story: State of the Union Based on January, May Box-office Sales

State of the Union Based on January, May Box-office Sales

Washington, DC - In a startling political move, the United States Congress has made a decision to do away with the highly polar annual speech given by the President. January 2008 will mark the first time in 218 years Congress will not be addressed.

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Funny story: Left-handed women like Angelina Jolie may have shorter attention span

Left-handed women like Angelina Jolie may have shorter attention span

London - (Ass Mess): A new scientific study suggests that left-handed women like Angelina Jolie have a huge attention need, tiny attention span and a morbid fear of dying from fatness.

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Funny story: Big oil chief Lord Browne faces perjury charges over gay lover

Big oil chief Lord Browne faces perjury charges over gay lover

London - (Ass Mess): BP oil chief and imminent honorary member of the Corrupt Bastards Club Lord Browne faces potential perjury charges following today's news that he lied to the High Court over how he met his gay lover.

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Funny story: John Terry In New Storms...Yawn

John Terry In New Storms...Yawn

Chelsea captain John Terry is at the centre of a Royal Storm this morning after declaring that he fancies Prince Harry's girlfriend Chelsy Davy.

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Funny story: Jedi Run For Office!

Jedi Run For Office!

Hillar-EE Clit-Tone and Bara-K-OH-Susannah, formerly dead Jedi from a Galaxy far far away have been appearing as glowing, resurrected images across the US political scene.

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Funny story: First Hollywood,then Bollywood Now Appalachiawood!

First Hollywood,then Bollywood Now Appalachiawood!

Appalachiawood has burst on the film-making scene with its shocking though predictable incesto- gaypics. Hollywood has gotten away with its share of ethicstretching and Asian Indian Bollywood sings and dances its colorful way to barrier-breaking. App...

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Funny story: U2's Larry and Adam to write music for Corrs Broadway musical.

U2's Larry and Adam to write music for Corrs Broadway musical.

U2's Bono and the Edge announced last week that they would be penning the score to 'Spiderman' the Musical.

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com turns Pay Site

TheSpoof.com turns Pay Site

Bermuda Triangle, Apr 31 - In a major blow to genuine reporters all over the world, TheSpoof.com, a site that has always prided itself on its discretion and politeness in a world of rogues and disclosures, today announced that it would no longer be a...

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Funny story: Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United officials have described as "rubbish" claims made by The Spoof writer Monkey Woods, that the Yorkshire club has been awarded a precious bonus point by the Football Association...

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Funny story: Da Vinci Code's Rosslyn Chapel spoofs music sleuths

Da Vinci Code's Rosslyn Chapel spoofs music sleuths

Scotland - (Ass Mess): A father and son sleuthing team has been spoofed into finding "a secret piece of ancient sacred music" hidden in carvings at the Rosslyn Chapel, the famous medieval church featred in Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code.

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Funny story: NASA to Restructure FAG-ASS Program

NASA to Restructure FAG-ASS Program

HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Johnson Space Center officials today confirmed that NASA intends to restructure the Fully Articulated Gyro-Assisted Space Suit (FAG-ASS) program, a project to develop the space program's next generation of space suits...

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Funny story: Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers have announced that little Sammy Lee has been appointed as the club's new manager as the replacement for outgoing boss Sam Allardyce. The Lancashire side's reluctance to hir...

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

A BBC investigation has learned that the ex-Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer was poisoned before he was strangularised.

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