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Funny story: Crowd trouble at Hull: The Truth

Crowd trouble at Hull: The Truth

As builders move in to to rebuild the wrecked KC Stadium, The Spoof can exclusively reveal the real reason behind the disgraceful scenes of crowd violence which marred the weekend's FA cup tie and further sullied the battered reputation of the nation...

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Funny story: Redknapp faces 'Investigation'

Redknapp faces 'Investigation'

Deputy Dawg Doppelganger 'Happy' Harry Redknapp is facing an investigation into his apparent addiction to 'unsettling' premier league footballers. Jermaine Defoe returned to his former club 'Spurs following Harry's taking over as manager there. U...

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Funny story: Brian Clough Appointed New Manager of Heaven XI

Brian Clough Appointed New Manager of Heaven XI

Football Armageddon - the final battle between the forces of good and evil draws near. Brian Clough, "the best manager England never had" has been sensationally appointed as manager of Heaven XI, by God, (Chairman) thereby ending months of specula...

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Funny story: Portsmouth Sign Old Bloke

Portsmouth Sign Old Bloke

Struggling Premier League side Portsmouth, made a swoop into the transfer market yesterday, signing Hayden Mullins from West Ham, and an old bloke from Porto. Edison Arantes do Nascimento is 68 years old, but is well-known in Portugal and his home...

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Funny story: Iranian Football Boss Hosted Powder Puff Football

Iranian Football Boss Hosted Powder Puff Football

Iranian Football Commissioner Al Tranvestie Swingbothwaysie has been called up before the Holy High Commission for Male Superiority for alleged reports that Al Tranvestie staged an all female Powder Puff Football extravaganza to raise funds for Irani...

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Funny story: Fantasy Football Coaches

Fantasy Football Coaches

Once again the post-season ritual of replacing NFL coaches is upon us, but in these stressful economic times the owners this year have the unique opportunity for a twofer; upgrading their staffs while simultaneously taking care of some down-on-their-luck politicians. Our government leaders love to use football metaphors to describe their challenges and actions so why not give a few worthy candidat...

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Funny story: Obama arrested after Millwall crowd trouble

Obama arrested after Millwall crowd trouble

President Barack Obama, until now the darling of the American public and as apple pie as a Bee Gees singer, was today arrested by Humberside police for what they called 'mindless hooliganism on an awesome scale', at the Hull City versus Millwall FA C...

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Funny story: Gee, this guy needs a protective coat

Gee, this guy needs a protective coat

Cristiano Ronaldo has crashed a third car. This time it wasn't one of his own. It belonged to his girlfriend. She won't need it. The Man U player crashed it on his way to training. This time he got lost and drove directly into Mark Hughes's house.

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Funny story: Millwall Fans Say Seats At Hull Were "Jolly Uncomfortable"

Millwall Fans Say Seats At Hull Were "Jolly Uncomfortable"

Millwall 'football fans' who ripped out and threw seats at Hull City supporters during yesterday's FA Cup fourth round tie at the KC Stadium, have said they did so because the seats in question were "jolly uncomfortable". The fans responsible are...

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Funny story: Hull City And Millwall Fans Renew Old Acquaintances

Hull City And Millwall Fans Renew Old Acquaintances

There was an air of camaraderie at the KC Stadium today, as supporters of Hull City and Millwall, so long apart due to the latter's lowly status, renewed their old acquaintances, like only old friends can. The two sets of 'football fans' have a lo...

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Funny story: Manchester United Aiming For Record FA Cup Win Against Tottenham

Manchester United Aiming For Record FA Cup Win Against Tottenham

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has caused controversy tonight ahead of tomorrow's FA Cup fourth round tie against Tottenham Hotspur, by telling reporters that his players will be going all-out to break the all-time scoring record for the...

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Funny story: Sport exclusive! Kaka is leaving Real Madrid!

Sport exclusive! Kaka is leaving Real Madrid!

Footballer Kaka IS leaving Real Madrid. Contrary to reports about his £100 million transfer to Manchester City Football Club with a half a million quid a week salary, we can exclusively reveal that he is in the process of a transfer to Tring Athl...

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Funny story: Kaka Stay Ina Milan

Kaka Stay Ina Milan

Milan - Sewage workers are into their third week on strike in Milan causing sanitary systems to back up and raw sewage to overflow onto the streets. Mayor Benny Benito called a press conference today where he announced, "Kaka stay ina Milan!" "Cit...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp & Tottenham Hotspur To Star In 'Carry On Up Wembley Way'

Harry Redknapp & Tottenham Hotspur To Star In 'Carry On Up Wembley Way'

News from White Hart Lane today that haggard-looking Tottenham Hotspur boss, Harry Redknapp, is to star in the first decent new film in the 'Carry On' series for more than 30 years. The film, titled Carry On Up Wembley Way, is a send-up of Spurs c...

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Funny story: Ossie Ardiles In Gritty Attempt To Say Inverness Correctly

Ossie Ardiles In Gritty Attempt To Say Inverness Correctly

Osvaldo 'Ossie' Ardiles, the former Argentina star and boss of both Newcastle United and Tottingham Hotspur, is being linked to a return to management in Britain tonight, and has confirmed he is 'inherested' in the manager's position at Inverness Cal...

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Funny story: Robinhoe and KaKa Elope

Robinhoe and KaKa Elope

Rude and rootless footballers KaKa and Robinhoe have been lured and lusted after by many a football franchise. The boyz from Brazil have positioned themselves for the maximum enjoyment of football fans and franchise owners alike... That is unti...

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Funny story: Manchester City Buy Manchester United

Manchester City Buy Manchester United

More drama at Eastlands where, after the failed Kaka bid this morning, Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour called an extraordinary emergency board meeting during which plans were finalised to buy Manchester United. City had offered AC Milan £107m...

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