Lisbon, (Lisboa) Portugal. Today - Liverpool FC were today rocked by the double whammy of being smacked down in the Premiership by lowly Middlesbrough and battered in the 'Footy Anthem Of The Decade' contest here in Lisbon. The Liverpool entry, 'Y...
Liverpool FC's Premiership challenge today became almost irreversibly derailed following a shambolic performance at the Riverside this afternoon as they crashed to ignominious defeat to hard working Middlesbrough. Boro fan, Roy Orbison told us:...
Norris Ferguson, manager of non-league Snettisham Athletico, has sold his star defender Bert Ronaldo (43) for a record £148 to neighbouring Concreton Town. He has bought Arthur Bent (34) from Llandridnod Wells Sportivo for £175 plus 6 boxes of Walker...
Hull City manager Phil Brown has spoken to journalists in an interview before Sunday's vital Premier League clash with Blackburn Rovers at the KC Stadium, and says he has refused to give up on a top four finish for the Tigers. Hull, who have not w...
Craven Cottage achieved a record attendance for the Premier League last night when one man turned up to see their game with West Brom. Enver Koulakli, an Albanian illegal immigrant, entered the ground by mistake. He was looking for the public toil...
Yossi Benayoun of Liverpool startled the Bernabeu crowd with a display of "head" on Real Madrid that hasn't been seen in public, perhaps ever in the sometimes conservative and once in a while Catholic country of Espana. The royal Hispanic recipient o...
Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester United may have got roughly the results they were looking for tonight but they haven't managed to do without receiving the wrath of football's most well dressed and incompetent man since Sepp Blatter. Mic...
Fans at Middlesbrough have been told to shut up. Middlesbrough currently sit two points from safety second from bottom in the Premiership, and wear red. Director of Communications, Millie O'Naire was asked by local residents and the multiplex cin...
More trouble in the Arsenal dressing room last night, when the Gunners pair of William Gallas and Kolo Toure were being romantically linked after an incident at halftime which left manager Arsene Wenger 'gobsmacked'. Arsenal started the second hal...
Fans of Hull City and Sheffield United have come together in a bid to bury the hatchet and forget about their long-standing differences by organising a 'Tea Party' before, after and possibly during their FA Cup 5th round replay at the KC Stadium on T...
Chelsea FC today announced that Bagpuss will take over from Guus Hiddink in the summer. A club insider denied that the appointment was further proof that Roman Abrahamovich was struggling financially. "Bagpuss is not a short term appointment. We beli...
Roy Keane has been named as 'Replacement in waiting' for manager Mark Hughes job at Manchester City after contractual, legal, ethical and telecommunication issues were finalized today following months of mammoth 'Machiavellian' managerial manoeuvring...
Hull City midfielder Jimmy Bullard, out for the rest of the season after an operation to repair a torn cartilage, is to undergo bionic surgery of the kind given to the legendary 1970s TV cult hero Steve Austin in the Six Million Dollar Man. Bullar...
In a unprecedented move, Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II,spiritual head of the Church of England and defender of the Faith, has been signed to a two year contract with English Premier League glamour side Manchester United Football Club, with an...
Following the 24 year old's unexpected hat-trick at the Brits this week, Welsh manager John Toshack has hinted that she maybe just the added spark he's looking for to push the Red Dragon's qualifying campaign forward. Toshack, Wales current and mo...
World's richest football club, Manchester City, are tonight involved in a new controversy after mistakenly signing the popular entertainment duo, Wallace & Gromit. The pair - an old man and his dog - were whisked to Eastlands this afternoon af...
Modern fans will breathe a sigh of relief today following the announcement that the Premier League is expunging all the records from the old First Division prior to the launch of the Premier League in 1992. From next week, the high profile, high n...
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