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Funny story: Thousands of hired rent-a-crowd greet Queen Elizabeth

Thousands of hired rent-a-crowd greet Queen Elizabeth

Richmond, Virginia - (Rioters): Thousands of specially hired rent-a-crowd supporters are amassing in the streets of Richmond to greet the Bush Administration's puppet monarch from over the waters as she and her Hellfire Club husband commemorate t...

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Funny story: Warnock in chip-child near miss

Warnock in chip-child near miss

SHEFFIELD United manager Neil 'The Anagram' Warnock and several dozen children were lucky to escape unharmed when one of the chips on the Blades' boss' shoulder became detached during a school visit.

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Funny story: Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert

Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - In Iraq this morning, fighting had broken out in the desert. The fighting was fierce at first, but soon died down when everyone ran out of ammo.

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Funny story: Repubs Divided About What to Say About Bush. Arnie Has Best Answer

Repubs Divided About What to Say About Bush. Arnie Has Best Answer

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican presidential candidates are divided on what to say about President Bush as they campaign for the 2008 presidency. McCain has already attacked the performance of the White House, while others feel...

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Funny story: $67 million: the cost of losing a Washington judge's pants

$67 million: the cost of losing a Washington judge's pants

Washington - (Ass Mess): 'In God We Trust' is the holy mantra of the US financial system. And, according to a Washington judge, 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' and 'Same Day Service' is the dry cleaning industry's equivalent of...

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Funny story: Calls for inquiry into terror rappers investigation

Calls for inquiry into terror rappers investigation

The Conservative leader David Cameron lead calls for a public inquiry into the hip hop rappers investigation, following on from yesterday's outrage at terror rappe...

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Funny story: Prince William Was Attracted To Kate's Mum, Not Kate

Prince William Was Attracted To Kate's Mum, Not Kate

Carole Middleclass, the mother of Prince William's ex-girlfriend Kate Middleclass, is in the news again after it emerged that she was the main reason behind her daughter's premature Royal bre...

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Funny story: State Visit: Queen to apologise for Blair, Princess Diana, William & Kate royal mess etc

State Visit: Queen to apologise for Blair, Princess Diana, William & Kate royal mess etc

Richmond, Virginia - (Ass Mess): Queen Elizabeth will make a personal apology this week to the American people during her official US swansong visit for the right royal mess of tosser UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, the fiasco of Princess Diana's de...

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Funny story: Sequel Set To Eclipse Original

Sequel Set To Eclipse Original

A new book is sweeping all before it and is set to be top of the best sellers before the week is out.

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Funny story: Cyberbock Industries Develops New Time Travel Technology

Cyberbock Industries Develops New Time Travel Technology

DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- Cyberbock Industries Inc. has developed a novel technology that will lead to the first practical time travel capability, company officials reported today.

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Funny story: Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

A man arrested for organising cruel fights between animals, has today been sentenced to five years in prison at Birmingham Crown Court.

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Funny story: Government Backs Down - Public Inquiry Soon

Government Backs Down - Public Inquiry Soon

After intense public and media pressure, the Government this morning caved-in, and has said that it will, after all, hold a Public Inquiry. Indeed, the Home Secretary John Reid, a dimwit, confirmed t...

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Funny story: George Bush Vetoes War Bill Saying Exxon Mobil's Profits Are Not Yet High Enough

George Bush Vetoes War Bill Saying Exxon Mobil's Profits Are Not Yet High Enough

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush vetoed the war spending bill requiring US troop withdrawal from Iraq on Tuesday, saying "The job isn't finished...Exxon Mobil's profits have got to go a lot higher before we leave!"...

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Funny story: DC Madam Reveals Political Preferences

DC Madam Reveals Political Preferences

Washington DC - Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the notorious owner of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's Escort Service, was forced to hand over her Washington DC client list to a Grand Jury this afternoon. The list contained not only the client list but the clien...

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Funny story: Bush Vetoes Attempt to Save Him from Himself!

Bush Vetoes Attempt to Save Him from Himself!

Bush, the artful draft dodger, will hold the US "volunteer" army's feet to the suicide bombers' fire rather than heed the 2006 voters 'rejection of the administrations' war policy. In a quintessential display of idiot savage...

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Funny story: Blair Celebrates another May-be Day

Blair Celebrates another May-be Day

London, May 1 - The British Prime Minister today tried to evince renewed interest about himself within the media by announcing that he may be retiring next month. The much-repeated proclamation was made this time in front of the servants' entry t...

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Funny story: Paul Sings for Peace (and Lawyer Fees)

Paul Sings for Peace (and Lawyer Fees)

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - TheSpoof.com writer CalJennings had no idea that Sir Paul McCartney would take him up on his suggestion to sing for world peace, but that's just what Sir Paul plans to do.

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