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Funny story: Robbie Keane Wore Spurs Scarf At Liverpool v. Chelsea Game Last Sunday

Robbie Keane Wore Spurs Scarf At Liverpool v. Chelsea Game Last Sunday

Fans who were sitting near Robbie Keane at Anfield last Sunday during the Liverpool v. Chelsea game, have said that even before his transfer back to White Hart Lane had been announced, the player was wearing a Tottenham scarf around his neck. Kean...

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Funny story: Totteringham Hot Spuds Readying for relegation

Totteringham Hot Spuds Readying for relegation

Spuds are getting ready for life in the championship and have been busy signing players who can get them into the playoffs next season. Daniel "bye bye miss American pie drive in to the levy but the levy was lost for ideas (but sign anyone in last...

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Funny story: Spuds to re-sign Danny Blanchflower and Jimmy Greaves

Spuds to re-sign Danny Blanchflower and Jimmy Greaves

Tottering hot spuds have announced they will resign some of their top players in order to recapture past form. Hurry Redsnap has launched a bid to resign all of spuds best players from past years. The latest bid to sign Danny Blanchflower and J...

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Funny story: Premiership referees admit: "We do target certain clubs and players."

Premiership referees admit: "We do target certain clubs and players."

An anonymous source has admitted what all sports media have been reporting for some time, that referees target certain clubs and players and also let other clubs get away with murder. In an off the record conversation with this website, a senior ref...

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Funny story: Arsenal Sign Andrei Arshavin As Draught Found In Transfer Window

Arsenal Sign Andrei Arshavin As Draught Found In Transfer Window

Andrei Arshavin, the Zenit St Petersburg striker, will complete his belated on/off move to Arsenal later today after a draught was found in the Transfer Window. The window, which had already been firmly shut and locked at midnight last night, prev...

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Funny story: British Banks critiscise Liverpool FC actions after Robbie Keane sale

British Banks critiscise Liverpool FC actions after Robbie Keane sale

A number of British banks have pointed to the "erratic" and "poorly executed" business decisions made by Liverpool FC and specifically Rafa Benitez today. The statements came almost immediately after Robbie Keane, bought by Liverpool in the summer...

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Funny story: Robbie Keane Forced To Rejoin Tottenham Against His Will

Robbie Keane Forced To Rejoin Tottenham Against His Will

Robbie Keane, the striker who Liverpool signed from Tottenham Hotspur last summer, is furious tonight after the Merseyside club announced that he has been sold back to Spurs against his will. Despite being loved by the White Hart Lane faithful, Ke...

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Funny story: Redknapp wraps up Keane deal, turns attention to Ramos

Redknapp wraps up Keane deal, turns attention to Ramos

Negotiations with Robbie Keane appear to have been untangled, signalling the Irish strikers return from Liverpool after a brief and costly spell at the former title contenders. Harry Redknapp is said to be delighted that his masterplan was coming...

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Funny story: 3 Premiership clubs merge to form "Super Club"

3 Premiership clubs merge to form "Super Club"

The FA have announced today that West Ham, Fulham and West Bromwich Albion have been allowed to merge, to form what some reporters are describing as a "Super Club". The club which will be called "West West Ful-Ham-Ham" was devised initially by the...

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Funny story: Ronaldo receives Victoria Cross

Ronaldo receives Victoria Cross

Cristiano Ronaldo became the first foreigner to receive the Victoria Cross, for bravery beyond the course of duty around the penalty box in England. The Portugese striker has shown incredible courage, and in one battle against Aston Villa he was fell...

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Funny story: Robbie Keane Confirmed Missing

Robbie Keane Confirmed Missing

Liverpool football player Robbie Keane has now been missing for over 48 hours, Merseyside police have confirmed. The Irish Striker, who was originally purchased by Liverpool for £19M from Tottenham was last seen in the last few minutes of the matc...

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Funny story: Benitez : Keane to be nationalised

Benitez : Keane to be nationalised

Anfield was left reeling this afternoon, after Liverpool manager Rafa 'Rafa' Benitez announced that Robbie Keane would not start in the nearly-top-of-the-table clash against millionaire playboys Chelsea of West London. 'Keane will not start,' said...

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Funny story: Adams looks in mirror, sacks himself

Adams looks in mirror, sacks himself

Under immense pressure (which he welcomed), Portsmouth's manager Tony Adams today woke up, looked in the mirror, and accepted the resignation of his own reflection, in a bid to 'move on and do what's best for Portsmouth Football Club'. 'I'd like t...

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Funny story: Liverpool v. Chelsea Match Could Decide Runners-up Spot

Liverpool v. Chelsea Match Could Decide Runners-up Spot

As Manchester United opened up a 5-point gap at the top of the Premier League yesterday, football analysts were saying that today's game at Anfield between Liverpool and Chelsea could effectively be a play-off for second spot. United are looking a...

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Funny story: Manchester City sign 2 Brazilian strikers at last minute

Manchester City sign 2 Brazilian strikers at last minute

Manchester City announced the signing of 2 Brazilian strikers, this morning. However it is beginning to emerge that they may have fallen for an expensive "con". At the press conference confirming the £48 million joint signing of "Eranu" and "Uvav...

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Funny story: Sam Allardyce is Grandson of Al Capone

Sam Allardyce is Grandson of Al Capone

Shock hit the premiership today as the Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce revealed that his grandfather was in fact, famous mafia head Al Capone. "Yes, he was my grandad" confirmed Allardyce, "We visited him a few times when he was on Alcatraz, but t...

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Funny story: Manchester United Goalie Cheats Death

Manchester United Goalie Cheats Death

In today's action-packed Premiership game between Manchester United and Everton, there was real drama when Edwin van der Sar cheated Death, after managing to defend his goal for a record-breaking 1,104 minutes. The previous record, set way back in...

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