"It is true. I momentarily considered suicide as I heard the latest on the match while I was at work," admitted the mediocre TheSpoof.com writer with one high ranking story to his credit. The spoof writer's dismay came from the utterly humiliating...
There was more reaction to the comments spoken by Wayne Rooney today, when, after the Manchester United and England star had said he hated Liverpool on Thursday, people in that city revealed their own feelings towards him - and they seemed to be pret...
Manchester Urinary Track Infection will be trading blood and urine samples with Sclerosis of the Liverpool in the Internist Disease Olympics. Man Uti has defeated the SCL Liverpool squad in three out of four body fluid exams this season. Inte...
To avoid any accusations of secrecy, the Champions League quarter and semi finals were drawn in secret today, away from the glare of the world's media, in a Portakabin on the edge of Lake Geneva, near that big fountain. "We've done it a week early...
Following criticism that English clubs are dominating the Champions League, it has been announced that from the 2009/10 season, no English clubs will be allowed to qualify. Instead, a droplet of sweat will be harvested from each Premier League player...
At a hastily arranged press conference at a Manchester Hotel, Manchester United supporter, Lance Boyle told us that there would be no repeat of the fan behaviour which has previously marred (or spiced up, depending on your point of view) previous enc...
Controversy is something never very far away from former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho, now in charge at Inter Milan, and the Special One was in trouble again this morning, after it was alleged he had struck a Manchester United supporter in the face whe...
Real Madrid found themselves at the centre of a scandal that could rock European football to its very core. They are accused of fielding a team of lookie-likies against Liverpool in the second leg of their champions league clash at Anfield on Tuesday...
It has been reported that Jose Mourinho, head coach of Internazionale Milan, and formerly of Chelsea and Porto, spent last night locked in the toilet of his Cheshire hotel suite ahead of tonight's Champions League second leg knockout tie against Manc...
There was real drama in Munich last night, when Portuguese champions, Sporting Lisbon, arrived late for their Champions League match with Bayern München at the Allianz Arena, after 'delays' on the way to the game. The Lisbon team didn't arrive at...
Staunch Liverpool supporter, Mickey MacWhack, this morning stood on an orange box outside Lime Sreet Station and told fellow scousers not to worry, because hated rivals Manchester United had no chance of making a clean sweep of trophies (a possible s...
There were celebrations at the KC Stadium today, when Premier League newboys Hull City progressed through to the last five of the FA Cup for the first time in 79 years. The Tigers and their fans sat on the edge of their seats as Arsenal and Burnle...
Fulham FC's American star Clint Dempsey, allegedly the great grandson of pugilistic legend Jack Dempsey has revealed that team line ups displayed on stadium screens have made his life a living hell. Dempsey explains: "When they put my name up o...
Following the leak of recent IQ test results at Chelsea FC, the BBC is to launch a new footballer's version of "University Challenge". "The aim of the show is to prove that footballers are not just overpaid, thick b******s and the public are getting...
Due to serious fixture congestion chasing 17 trophies this season, Sir Alex Ferguson has registered himself as a Manchester United player with the FA. A fee of £5.47 plus VAT had to be paid to the Scottish FA to transfer registration papers. Ji S...
Two members of Southampton football club, known as the Saints, have landed themselves in trouble. However bored spoof writers have been delighted with the news. It opens up opportunities to say things like 'Saints are devils', or 'Saints go marching.
There was trouble in west London in the early hours of this morning, when a man answering the description of 'Cole' was arrested after an incident in a bar in South Kensington. George Cole, 83, was apprehended by officers from the Metropolitan pol...
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