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Funny story: Obama Promises to Rescue Failing Sperm Banks

Obama Promises to Rescue Failing Sperm Banks

As world banks collapse like New Orlean levys under the stress of Katrina and the neglect of Bush, many economic experts have overlooked the desperate plight of the nation's sperm banks. Billions of dollars have been poured out to rescued the mon...

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Funny story: Obama Brings Monica Lewinsky's Package : I Told You I Could Stimulate!

Obama Brings Monica Lewinsky's Package : I Told You I Could Stimulate!

Barack Obama has more Clintonites in his cabinet than three pointers in his score book. He drwams of having the Clinton surplus and has been known to stain the sheets over the two term democratic archetype from Hope, Arkansas. The gathering force of...

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Funny story: FCUX News Substitutes Bush News Conference for Obama Press Debut

FCUX News Substitutes Bush News Conference for Obama Press Debut

FCUX News network, whose slogan is all the news that our reporters can distort, came up against a puzzlement while airing President Obama's first news conference. After the first question brought a ten minute display of eloquence and intelligence fro...

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Funny story: President Obama announces White House layoffs

President Obama announces White House layoffs

Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama announced White House layoffs today blaming Republicans in Congress. "I can't believe the Republicans in Congress. They refuse to set aside partisan politics, bitter in-fighting, and all-around rude behav...

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Funny story: President Obama pledges $5000 cheque for every U.S. household in 'Stimulus Bill' Amendment

President Obama pledges $5000 cheque for every U.S. household in 'Stimulus Bill' Amendment

In a dramatic and somewhat desperate attempt to stimulate the American economy the new administration have announced an emergency amendment to the stimulus bill due to pass through the senate on Tuesday. President Obama outlined the radical fiscal...

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Funny story: U.S. bank bailout to rely on Monopoly money, armed guards, assault weapons

U.S. bank bailout to rely on Monopoly money, armed guards, assault weapons

Wall Street produced the global financial and economic crisis but it may take a beloved 75-year-old game to solve it. The Obama administration is preparing a revised bailout plan for the banking system, calling on Wall Street bankers and 'Fat Cat...

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Funny story: Top DEMS Battle for Title of Who's The Scariest!

Top DEMS Battle for Title of Who's The Scariest!

Washington,DC/ Pessimistic News - An epic battle is shaping up as the Democrats two top Demagogues battle it out for top billing in the Nation's Horror Show under the guise of "fresh new leadership and the promise of HOPE & CHANGE." Nobel peac...

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Funny story: Dubai Going Broke! Proves There is Only One God, and It Ain't Allah!

Dubai Going Broke! Proves There is Only One God, and It Ain't Allah!

Dubai/UAE Raggedy Ass Arab News - Despite claims to the contrary, Allah is not smiling on his children in Dubai. In addition to the recent revelation that the former playground of the rich and famous had turned into a running sewer with infidel s...

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Funny story: Obama orders Cadillac One to be "pimped"

Obama orders Cadillac One to be "pimped"

Incoming US President and Saviour Of The World Barak Obama has ordered the Presidential Limo (known as Cadillac One, "The Beast" and "Obamamobile") to be "pimped" to his specification. It is believed that Obama is upset that when the car is sitti...

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Funny story: McCain Takes Shot At Obama

McCain Takes Shot At Obama

Sen. John McCain took his most direct shot at President Barack Obama since the presidential campaign on Friday morning, using a Senate floor speech to criticize the president for mocking the Republican concerns over the massive economic stimulus pack...

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Funny story: Pandemic Identified - Obama sees the light

Pandemic Identified - Obama sees the light

In a speech given to a group of school veterans who were starving as they huddled around their books, considered turning them into soup, President Obama gave another of his encouraging and enlightened speeches. "There has been a dramatic change of...

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Funny story: Obama: Mission Accomplished!

Obama: Mission Accomplished!

Washington D.C. - Flush with the success of having his stimulus package pass the house, President Obama today gave a self-congratulatory speech on the steps of the United States Treasury Department under a banner proudly proclaiming: "Mission Accompl...

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Funny story: Obama Removes Tax Deduction Status for Charitable Contributions to Christian Churches

Obama Removes Tax Deduction Status for Charitable Contributions to Christian Churches

New United States President Barack Hussein Obama, continuing with his promise of "change," has removed the tax deduction status of any charitable contributions made to Christian or Jewish churches. Donations made to a mosque or other non-profit orga...

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Funny story: Obama Admits He Has Multiple Tattoos

Obama Admits He Has Multiple Tattoos

New United States President Barack Hussein Obama admitted yesterday that he has multiple tattoes. "Body Art" is not original in the Oval Office to this President as many previous Presidents served in the military. Obama is the first, however, to ha...

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Funny story: President Not Pleased With New Obama Edition of Mr. Potato Head

President Not Pleased With New Obama Edition of Mr. Potato Head

New United States President Barack Hussein Obama is not pleased with the New Deluxe Obama edition of the Mr. Potato Head doll. While there have been other toys and candy bars commemmorating famous world leaders, and they have generally been well rec...

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Funny story: Former President G.W. Bush Receives Stimulus

Former President G.W. Bush Receives Stimulus

"What happens in Washington stays in Washington" Barack Obama screeched when groups of American workers stampeded Capital Hill. Former President Bush received a stimulus check in the amount of 2.9 billion dollars. Apparently, he has lost several...

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Funny story: "Obama's In Pyjamas!"

"Obama's In Pyjamas!"

On his accession to the American throne self appointed King Barack "The Black" Obama has announced an anniversary party at his new White House residence. The party to be held in February 2010 will be a celebration of pre election democratic promis...

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