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Funny story: Manchester United enter administration

Manchester United enter administration

The world champions Manchester United have been forced to enter administration. They are the first big name football club to fall to the worldwide economic crisis. The club which is owned by a mad fat American fella, said it simply had no choice beca...

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Funny story: Gerrard Could Be Out For Weeks - Liverpool Fans Panic

Gerrard Could Be Out For Weeks - Liverpool Fans Panic

There was much dismay around the Anfield Road Stadium today as the full implications of Liverpool Reds star utility player and MVP Steven Gerrard's hamstring injury became apparent. Club physician Dr Lingerie De'Ath stated that the injury, which r...

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Funny story: Everton v. Liverpool FA Cuptie To Go To Penalty Shoot-Out, After Doubt Cast On 'Goal'

Everton v. Liverpool FA Cuptie To Go To Penalty Shoot-Out, After Doubt Cast On 'Goal'

An emergency meeting of the FA at Lancaster Gate today, has decided that the FA Cup fourth round replay between Everton and Liverpool, should be taken to an extraordinary penalty shoot-out after severe doubt was cast on Everton's 'goal'. Viewers w...

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Funny story: Burton Albion to go straight into Premier League

Burton Albion to go straight into Premier League

Burton Albion who currently lead the Blue Square Conference by 745 points are to be promoted directly into the Premier League. The Chairman was unavailable for comment but would without doubt be delighted at the news. Burton Albion who have n...

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Funny story: FA demand explanation for missed goal

FA demand explanation for missed goal

The Football Association today contacted ITV and demanded to know how a goal was missed during a recent Premier League match. Their complaint relates to an incident when Amir Zaki missed an open goal in Manchester City's 1-0 win over Wigan on 17th J...

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Funny story: The UK's very own Super Bowl porn shambles

The UK's very own Super Bowl porn shambles

London - (Offside Mess): Last weekend's 69 second hard porn interruption of US Super Bowl XLIII was nothing as compared to the UK's very own televised football glitch last night. Two minutes before the end of extra time in the live FA Cup fourth r...

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Funny story: Liverpool to sell Gerrad - After angry bust up with Benitez

Liverpool to sell Gerrad - After angry bust up with Benitez

A furious Rafael Benitez has lashed out against his own captain Steven Gerrard after the pair clashed earlier today. As news filtered out that Gerrad will be out of action for three weeks with damaged hamstrings, the Liverpool boss lost his cool.

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Funny story: Nightclubber Arrested Over Football Allegations

Nightclubber Arrested Over Football Allegations

England and Manchester City nightclub-drinker Micah Richards has been arrested by police following allegations that he took part in a Premiership football match. Richards, 20, is an up-and-coming star of the Premiership nightspot scene, and has so...

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Funny story: Scousers Goosed By Gosling - Steven Gerrard Gutted

Scousers Goosed By Gosling - Steven Gerrard Gutted

Rafia Basket Case Benitez tonight was exposed to further embarrassment and humiliation as his Premiership "contenders" team crashed out of the FA cup to local rivals Everton. Gosling, an eleven year old student of the Everton Academy succeeded in...

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Funny story: Robbie Keane Made Captain Of Sinking Ship

Robbie Keane Made Captain Of Sinking Ship

Robbie Keane, the ex-Liverpool 'subs-bench warmer', who was transferred back to Tottenham Hotspur yesterday, has been handed the captain's armband on his first day back at the ship, and told that the safety and survival of the crew and passengers is...

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Funny story: FA To Legalise Bosingwa Challenge

FA To Legalise Bosingwa Challenge

The Football Association has acted swiftly and decisively to quell a brewing riot over a challenge made by Chelsea star Jose Bosingwa in Sunday's Premiership battle at Anfield. Bosingwa nade the challenge on Liverpool's Yossi Benayoun which would...

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Funny story: Can You Hear The Drums Fernando?

Can You Hear The Drums Fernando?

In an amazing press conference at Old Trafford following this morning's training session, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson raised the bar on Manc - Scouse non relationships. "Just listen tae this," he told assembled press veterans, as h...

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Funny story: Rednapp - I've made a mistake with Keane

Rednapp - I've made a mistake with Keane

Harry Rednapp, the free spending manager of Tottenham, has admitted he has made a mistake in buying back Robbie Keane. "I looked at the squad and realised we needed a midfielder," he explained. "So when I heard Keane was available, you know, I ju...

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Funny story: Can Liverduds win the league?

Can Liverduds win the league?

The story has finally been revealed that that Manchester Sh*tty has been plotting to de-rail Liverduds FC. By pushing Dwayne Thickly onto Manure, Liverduds may once again be left behind. London side checksky have found that their brief glory is...

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Funny story: Rabbie Queen sent secret message to spuds

Rabbie Queen sent secret message to spuds

Earstwhile footballer and poet, Rabbie Queen, has been accused of sending a "come and chase me" message to Tottenham Hotspuds by wearing a very fetching cravat during the recent game vs Liverduds. Hurry Redsplat interpreted the message as come and...

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Funny story: Adams mirror story denied

Adams mirror story denied

Despite the stories printed recently, Tony Adams has not been in any mirror. He says past experience has taught him it's never wise to be in the mirror. In coming to terms with no longer being Arsenal captain (and by virtue, the centre of the univ...

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Funny story: Rafia BeneTentoes reveal Keane shock

Rafia BeneTentoes reveal Keane shock

Rafia Benetentoes exclusively revealed tonight that they had to ditch Robber Keane because his feet had fallen off! They had tried several fixes including super glue but the feet had completely gone. Commentators had continued to question his non-...

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