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Funny story: US Military Starts New 'Killing is Cool' Ad Campaign

US Military Starts New 'Killing is Cool' Ad Campaign

Faced with decreasing enrollment, the U.S. Military has started a new ad campaign proclaiming the thrill and enjoyment of killing Iraqi soldiers and civilians.

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Funny story: Fighting Irish no more! Notre Dame changes mascot

Fighting Irish no more! Notre Dame changes mascot

South Bend, Indiana - Under increasing pressure from activists in the Irish community, the University of Notre Dame has decided to change its mascot.

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Funny story: Does a Stitch in time Really Save Nine? The Surprising Answer!

Does a Stitch in time Really Save Nine? The Surprising Answer!

Threadbare Gap, West Virginia - The focus of a recent symposium in this sleepy Appalachian village addressed the famous adage which alleges that a stitch in time saves nine. Scholars from around the world descended upon the campus of Rube State Uni...

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Funny story: New Plastic Surgery General Apointed For The USA

New Plastic Surgery General Apointed For The USA

Washington DC - Stanley Frobish has been appointed the new Plastic Surgeon General of the United States of America. Although few in the country had ever heard of the post it has been in existence for the last fifteen years.

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Funny story: "Mulligans" To Be Introduced in All Sports!

"Mulligans" To Be Introduced in All Sports!

The popularity of Mulligans in the sport of Golf has proven to be infectious. The golf do-over actually originated in the Bronx in the 1950's in the sport of box ball. Street kids delivered a high bouncing Spaldeen against a building wall on a si...

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Funny story: Lemmy Finishes Garden Wall And Vows To Take Honours At Fete

Lemmy Finishes Garden Wall And Vows To Take Honours At Fete

Hellraising bassist and Motorhead frontman, Lemmy, was today the toast of the Shires as he single-handedly put the finishing touches to his garden wall.

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Funny story: Unlicensed Hairdresser Sentenced to Electric Chair

Unlicensed Hairdresser Sentenced to Electric Chair

Fort Myers Florida - Thirty two year old Crystal Montecrisco was sentenced to death yesterday for operating a Beauty Parlor without a license.

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Funny story: Bush's Vetos: Make Love and War and Babies Who Will Go to War

Bush's Vetos: Make Love and War and Babies Who Will Go to War

Presidential historians will struggle to understand Bush's only vetoes. This president has only denied legislators stem cell research and an end to his four year war debacle in Iraq. Now he threatens to use his neglected veto power to prevent leg...

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Funny story: National rifle Association Defends Bin Laden's Right to Be a Terrorist!

National rifle Association Defends Bin Laden's Right to Be a Terrorist!

What is a terrorist without weapons? Even George Washington needed weapons to free America from the British oppressor. So when the NRA fought this week to defend the right of terrorists to bear arms, explosives and weapons of mass destruction, their...

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Funny story: Peez and Rice Waltz Across the Floor at Summit Junior Prom!

Peez and Rice Waltz Across the Floor at Summit Junior Prom!

Delegates from across the globe met at the Summit Junior Prom this week in Shiit-on-the Charmin, Egypt. Already arranged couples and stags searching for partners negotiated their way around the resort dance floor once occupied by Antony and Cleopatra...

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Funny story: ApesRPeople2 Fights for Heezel and Rosi!

ApesRPeople2 Fights for Heezel and Rosi!

ApesRPeople2 representative MonkeyMan revealed this message to the world in a press conference designed to save the lives of these Apes. Apekidnapped from Sierra Leone with bloody diamonds up their rectums this pair of precious apes have gone from zo...

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Funny story: Serial Abductor Strikes Again

Serial Abductor Strikes Again

Late yesterday evening Mrs. Alma Louis of Atlanta, Ga. was abducted at the Denver, Co. airport. Authorities are led to beleive her abductor is a white male, 5"4", 155lbs and could be the possible suspect in a string of other cases.

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Funny story: Bertie Ahern Gives First Wedding Present

Bertie Ahern Gives First Wedding Present

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, Bertie Ahern, after reading about the Bush/Blair wedding on TheSpoof.com, presented President George W. Bush with their first wedding present. Bertie Ahern has been Teachta Dála (Member of Parliament)...

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Funny story: Lesbian Jail Inmates Prepare for Arrival of Paris Hilton

Lesbian Jail Inmates Prepare for Arrival of Paris Hilton

Los Angeles, CA - Paris Hilton better like girls. The hotel heiress was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood and will be sharing a cell w...

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Funny story: Mattel Releases Senorita Barbie on Cinco de Mayo!

Mattel Releases Senorita Barbie on Cinco de Mayo!

Mattel Toys, creator of emaciated (except for her oolalas) Barbie apparently sees an opportunity to market the skinny doll in Mexico.

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Funny story: Bush Shaken After Richard Perle's Testimony

Bush Shaken After Richard Perle's Testimony

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President George W. Bush, after hearing about the testimony of Richard Perle, was visibly shaken. When a reporter asked the president if he was involved in the 9/11 conspiracy, Bush asked, "Who me? It...

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Funny story: Wolfowitz and Gonzales comment on job swap

Wolfowitz and Gonzales comment on job swap

After their first days on the job in each other's former posts, US Attorney General Paul Wolfowitz and World Bank President Alberto Gonzales held a joint press conference to comment on the transition.

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