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Funny story: Charles Bronson In £30,000 Damages Award

Charles Bronson In £30,000 Damages Award

A notorious inmate at Full Sutton jail in East Yorkshire, has been awarded compensation amounting to thousands of pounds after a prison officer callously woke him from an afternoon nap.

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Funny story: Scooch Thrown Out Of Eurovision Song Contest

Scooch Thrown Out Of Eurovision Song Contest

That celebrated international festival of anti-talent, the Eurovision Song Contest gets under way in Helsinki this Saturday amid the usual controversies and scandal that make it one of the most shambolic, manufactured and tedious eve...

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Funny story: NASA Engineers Disagree on Design of New Space Vehicle

NASA Engineers Disagree on Design of New Space Vehicle

HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Lead engineers at Johnson Space Center are in stark disagreement over the best overall design configuration for NASA's planned Ares space launch vehicle.

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Funny story: Torture in Iraq as Baghdad hosts Eurovision Song Contest

Torture in Iraq as Baghdad hosts Eurovision Song Contest

Tony Blair pulled off one last insult when he persuaded the Eurovision organisers to move the World Famous Song Contest final from Helsinki to Baghdad.

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Funny story: The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

Carlos Tevez, the West Ham United player, is today the subject of intense transfer speculation after an audacious £5million bid for him by League 2 newboys Dagenham & Redbridge.

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Funny story: Former Japanese Prime Minister Stars in Porn Film

Former Japanese Prime Minister Stars in Porn Film

Vivid Entertainment today announced that Junichiro Koizumi will be starring in its upcoming reality porn film, "I Rub You." Koizumi, who was widely reported to be quite the womanizer during his days in politics, will carry out a similar rol...

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Funny story: Bush Replaces Petraeus: Patton Resurrected

Bush Replaces Petraeus: Patton Resurrected

President Bush today, in the face of growing pressure about the war in Iraq, announced that General George Patton would replace General David Petraeus as commander of the Multinational Force in Iraq.

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Funny story: Blair Steps Down

Blair Steps Down

An almost great showbiz entertainer finally hangs up his dancing shoes today.

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Funny story: NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

BRITISH NATIONAL SPACE CENTER, LONDON (SPACE:YUK)--No sooner was the ink dry on the historic "Joint Statement of Intent for Co-operation in the Field of Space Exploration" agreement signed in Washington DC, Thursday 19 Apri...

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Funny story: Bush to Allow Drilling in Alaska; EPA Mum

Bush to Allow Drilling in Alaska; EPA Mum

Washington, DC--- El Prez Bush today announced he will allow unassailed drilling all across Alaska, in order to tap believed huge reserves of oil.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Protests Prison Garb

Paris Hilton Protests Prison Garb

Paris Hilton is still protesting her 45 day prison sentence. This time, it is for a different reason. "Have you seen what I have to wear? I've got an orange jumpsuit! I've got another one that is identical for the next day, when I ha...

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Funny story: Bush Embarrases Himself With Queen

Bush Embarrases Himself With Queen

President George "Dubya" Bush embarrassed himself and the United States again. This time, it was in front of the Queen of England during her state visit to the U.S..

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan to Play Hanoi Jane Fonda in Movie

Lindsay Lohan to Play Hanoi Jane Fonda in Movie

seLindsay Lohan, tired of the verbal abuse she received from co-star Jane Fonda during the filming of Georgia Rule, has agreed to play the actress in an unauthorized film biography. The movie, "Hanoi Jane in Vietnam", will follow the daugh...

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Funny story: Quarterback Doug Flutie Enters Three Hall of Fames in One Week

Quarterback Doug Flutie Enters Three Hall of Fames in One Week

Former Boston College, CFL, and NFL quarterback Doug Flutie has entered three different Hall of Fames in one week. First, the Canadian Football League honored their former six time MVP with admission as their first non Canada native. Then, the coll...

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Funny story: NCAA To Change 3 Point Line, Other Rules

NCAA To Change 3 Point Line, Other Rules

The NCAA has decided to change the distance of the three point line to make the shot a little more difficult. The University sports governing body has also announced other changes to the game of college basketball.

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Funny story: Light Saber Explained

Light Saber Explained

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tatooine - Marshall Brain has finally explained how a light saber works. People have been wondering for over a decade why everyone in Star Wars and on Earth, for that matter, doesn't have a light saber.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Pens Crossword Puzzle

Bill Clinton Pens Crossword Puzzle

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NEW YORK - In an effort to prove that the Clintons, unlike President George W. Bush, are literate, former president Bill Clinton penned a crossword puzzle for the New York Times Magazine. Since the presidency will be a two for...

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