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Funny story: Liverpool RedMen subject of new DIC takeover bid.

Liverpool RedMen subject of new DIC takeover bid.

The famous US scouse soccer team the Liverpool Redmen look like changing hands again as it is rumoured Middle Eastern investors Dubai International Capital (DIC) are looking at launching their tenth bid to buy the American club. Chad Arlington the...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Arrested For Being Ashley Cole

Ashley Cole Arrested For Being Ashley Cole

Problems in the capital this morning, as Chelsea and England defender Ashley Cole, the husband of the Britain's Got Talent judge, Cheryl Cole, was arrested by police and charged with being Ashley Cole. Police raided west London's Collection Bar &a...

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Funny story: Dai Jones makes referee see red

Dai Jones makes referee see red

The Welsh Second Division football team, Llanfair-pwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Athletic has completely flummoxed referee David Jones during their match with Llanfynydd United on Saturday. Gogogoch Athletic had fielded a team...

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Funny story: Hull City Players Celebrate Impending Return Of Prodigal Son

Hull City Players Celebrate Impending Return Of Prodigal Son

Hull City, everyone's 2nd favourite team, who hadn't won a league game since December 6 before this evening's game against Fulham, and had slid deep into the relegation mire, are celebrating tonight, after it was announced that Prodigal Son, Dean Win...

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Funny story: FA hire Pakistani police for Cup Final

FA hire Pakistani police for Cup Final

The Football Association today announced they were hiring Pakistanis to police this year's Cup Final. Chief executive George Worst said: 'We were so impressed with Pakistan's handling of a recent crisis involving a cricket team that we've decided...

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Funny story: Wembley Arch to Go

Wembley Arch to Go

The massive arch that surmounts Wembley Stadium is to be removed in renovations that are likely to cost upwards of £17 million. The arch, which is the architectural signature of the site, is 133 metres high at its peak, and is constructed from 1750...

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Funny story: 'I can't play football', David Beckham admits

'I can't play football', David Beckham admits

Former Manchester United star and England captain David Beckham today admitted that he couldn't actually play football. 'It's true', he said, I can't ackcherly ply the gyme. I can't pass the ball, I can't head it, and I daren't go into a tackle in...

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Funny story: Football clubs to merge

Football clubs to merge

London Premier league football clubs are to merge in an "inclusion scheme" with clubs in lower divisions to "include more ethnic minorities or other people of a disadvantaged or alternatively sexually oriented background to combat racism and bias", t...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Sparks Row With UEFA Over CL Selection Policy

Sir Alex Sparks Row With UEFA Over CL Selection Policy

A row broke out today at UEFA headquarters after it was revealed by officials of the club that Manchester United are to field an eleven comprised of aged veterans. United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has named several veterans in his squad for their...

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Funny story: Hull City Council To Ban Fat Ladies From Singing

Hull City Council To Ban Fat Ladies From Singing

In a bid to try to prevent the city's ailing football team, Hull City, from being relegated from the Premier League in its first season in the top flight, Hull City Council has taken the extraordinary step of banning all fat ladies from singing withi...

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Funny story: Oldham Athletic Unveil New Pink Kit In Support Of Homosexuality

Oldham Athletic Unveil New Pink Kit In Support Of Homosexuality

There was a gay old atmosphere at Boundary Park last night, when Oldham Athletic took to the field in their new all-pink kit in support of Homosexuality, which is raging out of control in the Lancashire town. The visitors for the League One encoun...

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Funny story: Gloom Strikes Merseytown As Manchester United Win Another Trophy

Gloom Strikes Merseytown As Manchester United Win Another Trophy

The doom clouds gathered over a despondent Merseytown yesterday as arch rivals Manchester United notched up yet another trophy win at Wembley stadium, beating Tottenham Hotspur in a penalty shoot out. Should Manchester United, under the Govanershi...

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Funny story: Dean Windass Recalled From Oldham To Rescue Hull City Again

Dean Windass Recalled From Oldham To Rescue Hull City Again

Dean Windass, the Hull City striker who scored the famous Wembley goal that took the Tigers into the Premier League for the first time in their history, is to be recalled from his loan spell at Oldham Athletic in a bid to save the team from certain r...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsey A Closet Celtic Fan

Gordon Ramsey A Closet Celtic Fan

Gordon Ramsey, celebrity chef, serial philanderer, foul mouthed hooligan and Scotsman has been revealed as a secret Celtic supporter. His previous claims to have been a footballer with Glasgow Rangers are now exposed as nothing more than lies. Pre...

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Funny story: Hull City Premier League Title Tilt Over, Concedes Phil Brown

Hull City Premier League Title Tilt Over, Concedes Phil Brown

Hull City manager Phil Brown has reluctantly conceded that, in the wake of his side's 2-1 home defeat to fellow strugglers Blackburn Rovers this very afternoon, the Tigers' tilt at the Premier League title is over for another season. Brown spoke t...

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Funny story: Greater Manchester Police Stretched To The Limit

Greater Manchester Police Stretched To The Limit

Manchester, England - Greater Manchester Police today had to appeal to neighbouring police and law enforcement agencies for assistance as thousands of Mancunians spontaneously collapsed in fits of laughter following arch rivals Liverpool being trashe...

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Funny story: Liverpool Kop Smacked Down Good And Proper At Last

Liverpool Kop Smacked Down Good And Proper At Last

Lisbon, (Lisboa) Portugal. Today - Liverpool FC were today rocked by the double whammy of being smacked down in the Premiership by lowly Middlesbrough and battered in the 'Footy Anthem Of The Decade' contest here in Lisbon. The Liverpool entry, 'Y...

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