In scenes eerily reminiscent of Selhurst Park, South London, when he twatted gobshite Crystal Palace fan Matthew Simmons following racial abuse, allegedly, if 'f**k off you French c**t' qualifies as racial abuse, Eric Cantona has been at it again.
There was little to cheer about at Kenilworth Road this afternoon as bottom club Luton Town took on promotion hopefuls Chesterfield, and after a dull, lifeless affair, the scores remained at 0-0, a scoreline that was far from satisfactory for either...
There was shock in both the Sport and Scientific communities today as a Manchester United spokesman revealed that 17 year old star Federico Macheda was genetically created as part of a youth construction programme run by the club. It appears that...
Alan Shearer has today resigned from the post of temporary Newcastle FC manager. The announcement came at a press conference this morning in which he in effect admitted that the whole thing had been an April Fool's prank that had gotten somewhat o...
Everton FC announced the latest twist in their attempts to build a new stadium to replace their current home - Goodison Park. Having struck a new deal with the British military, the club have confirmed that they will be using a number of large tun...
Liverpool superstar Fernando Torres has admitted he doesn't wasn't Liverpool to win the title as it may harm his chances with the gay section of the Kop end. Speaking outspokenly about the situation Torres (20 something) said "They always want wha...
Wednesday, Nou Camp, Barcelona - The Germans, in the guise of Bayern Munich, embarked once again on a mission to conquer Europe here tonight, but as history tells us, German domination isn't happpening anytime soon. Led by uber alles supremo Jurgen K...
Premiership football clubs have slammed the church for organising masses on Sundays, especially on Easter Sunday. Martin O'Neill, manager of Aston Villa, said "We have a big game on Sunday and the local churches are trying to lure our supporters away...
Cash rich Manchester United has dipped its toe in a new transfer market causing their trade mark controversy in the process. Following the weekend's photo's of United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, leaving a Berlin restaurant with German Chancellor,...
Merseyside - Last night. It looked like business as usual for the red half of Merseyside when Fernando Torres put Liverpool ahead after six minutes in the Champions League quarter final first leg. Liverpool, who have recently been kidding themselv...
Christiano Ronaldo, after months of speculation, has finally confirmed that he is to move away from Manchester United. Ronaldo has been plying his trade at Old Trafford for 'some' years now, and many people in many places assumed that he would con...
Bad news just keeps on cropping-up for the Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson! This morning, he was at the centre of a new and potentially-damaging controversy over his touchline behaviour during games, and more specifically, his penchant f...
Groping for ways to stimulate fan interest in soccer in the United States, spokesperson Bubba Feelgood of the Blueballs Soccer Association announced formation of a new 69-team women's league to begin play on Father's Day. "Because soccer itself...
There were disappointed fans at Old Trafford tonight after the Champions League quarter-final first-leg match between Manchester United and FC Porto ended in a 2-2 draw, giving the Portuguese side a distinct advantage going in to the second leg next...
Plans to hold a 'Bobby Zamora Day' were halted yesterday, after it was deemed inappropriate to be celebrating during a time of economic uncertainty. The event in honour of Fulham F.C striker Zamora, which was due to be held at the Tooting Communi...
Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie has been ruled out of Tuesday's Champions League quarter-final first leg against Villarreal due to a bizarre double booking. At the same time that he was due to start the game in Spain, he had also agreed to help...
Former Ibrox idols Barry Ferguson and Allan Mcgregor today attempted to salvage their careers by holding a press conference that was claimed would set the record straight about their recent actions. The disgraced pair, after finishing their milk a...
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