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Funny story: Exclusive - Wagner Carillho To Drop Out Of X-Factor Due To Arse Problem

Exclusive - Wagner Carillho To Drop Out Of X-Factor Due To Arse Problem

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Wagner Carillho, the kung-fu kicking, pony tailed, Brazilian crooner is to drop out of the X-Factor show due to an arse problem. Despite a spirited rendition of Elvis Presley's 'Viva Rock Vegas'...

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Funny story: One Direction Planning X-factor Defection to Dark Side

One Direction Planning X-factor Defection to Dark Side

Two members of the boyband One Direction are believed to be planning to defect to the dark side of the music business. They have been offered an undisclosed amount of money to leave Simon Cowell's stable of manufactured music puppets and sign to Psy...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah to appear on X-Factor

Derek Acorah to appear on X-Factor

Simon Cowell has announced that for the final episode of the X-Factor he has managed to secure world famous superstar psychic, Derek Acorah. "He's going to be performing a medley of his greatest hits," Cowell said. "Including Beat It, My Way and B...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole LA Trip Sparks X Factor Panic

Cheryl Cole LA Trip Sparks X Factor Panic

X Factor judge Cheryl Cole's 36-hour round trip to LA has caused panic among programme bosses, who now want to keep tabs on their stars 24/7. Cheryl "nipped" over to Los Angeles on Wednesday, but assured bosses that she would be back in time for t...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel's New Career Bid: Brit Artist

Katie Waissel's New Career Bid: Brit Artist

X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel kept fellow contestants waiting at a video shoot after being confined to her bed yesterday Show production staff said that they were concerned for the singer's health as she seemed on the point of melt-down. There...

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Funny story: Louise Minchin May Be Replacing Cheryl Cole On The X-Factor?

Louise Minchin May Be Replacing Cheryl Cole On The X-Factor?

LONDON - One of England's top reality shows X-Factor may have a new judge after the end of the current season. Cheryl Cole has confirmed that Simon Cowell has asked her to be one of the judges when he premiers the American version of X-Factor in H...

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Funny story: Mary to join Girls Aloud!

Mary to join Girls Aloud!

In another X Factor exclusive we can reveal that Irish "diva" Mary Byrne will leave her checkout job at Tesco's to become the new member of Girls Aloud when she leaves the competition. "With Cheryl's busy schedule and Nadine's reluctance to be...

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Funny story: X-Factor Contestants to pick their own songs?

X-Factor Contestants to pick their own songs?

News is coming out of X-Factor headquarters that The Cowell is to accede to the Diva Demands of the remaining finalists and let them pick their own songs for the next live edition of the show. Instead of forcing the songs on the contestants, Cowel...

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Funny story: UK inmates to be given X Factor vote

UK inmates to be given X Factor vote

Convicted prisoners throughout the UK will get the right to vote on the outcome of this year's X Factor, the government is expected to announce later this week. The European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) raised eye brows when it ruled in favour of...

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Funny story: Police Called to X-Factor House

Police Called to X-Factor House

Police were called to the X-Factor house after a scuffle broke out between contestant Matt Cardle's hat and Katie Waissel's chin. The pair both vying for attention after trending on twitter were locked in a bitter feud after hat became infuriated wit...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd Was In Tears On The X-Factor Because She Was Sitting On a Spike

Cher Lloyd Was In Tears On The X-Factor Because She Was Sitting On a Spike

From 'Would You Ever Adam and Eve it inc.', Totally unverified. - Malvern chanteuse Cher Lloyd, who took the X-Factor by storm on Saturday with a heart rending rendition of 'Stay' by Shakespeare's Sister, who used to be the bit daggy one out of Banan...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Aiden Grimshaw Tops Ten Most Wanted List

X-Factor's Aiden Grimshaw Tops Ten Most Wanted List

A spokesman for the FBI, based in Quantico, Virginia, today told Skoob Entertainment News that Aiden Grimshaw, the pretty boy from Blackpool off the X-Factor has made the Bureau's Ten Most Wanted list, on the grounds that he shows every indication of...

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Funny story: X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious

X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious

According to 'sources', there is nothing James Hewitt likes more these days than to sit down on a Saturday evening and dribble at the television when Cheryl Cole is on. A close friend of Hewitt's revealed he has sent a number of emails to Cheryl's ma...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Cher Lloyd Says Getting Booed Has Hurt Her Sexual Ego

X-Factor's Cher Lloyd Says Getting Booed Has Hurt Her Sexual Ego

LONDON - The 17-year-old X-Factor student Cher Lloyd, from Malvern, Worcestershire, has stated that getting booed at the Tinie Tempah concert was not only shocking, but disgusting, horrendous, and bordering on lunaticesque. She stated that it has...

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Funny story: X Factor "War" Claims Rubbished By Top Academic

X Factor "War" Claims Rubbished By Top Academic

Antagonism between X Factor contestants has turned the house they live in into a war zone, claim insiders. And the in-fighting has become so bad that neighbours in the posh London suburb of Mill Hill have complained about it. "They've become Ba...

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Funny story: Wagner revels more than expected

Wagner revels more than expected

X-Factor's very own Wagner is said to have promised a nude photo shoot if he wins the UK talent show. When asked "What would it be like for you to win the show?" Wagner answered "It would mean everything, and if I win, I shall pose naked for you"...

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Funny story: Photoshopped X-Factor Orgy Poster Is Best Seller (Warning: Contains Unadulterated Filth)

Photoshopped X-Factor Orgy Poster Is Best Seller (Warning: Contains Unadulterated Filth)

Local kebab and pizza entrepreneur Ali Bullo today announced that a photoshopped X-Factor orgy poster is flying off the shelves at £5 a pop from local kebab and burger vans. The glossy 6x3 poster, cunningly put together by Ali's half Welsh cousin...

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